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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1650 on: February 28, 2014, 02:39:26 PM »
cleanest natural is the most delusional person on getbig




In contest shape at 200lbs I beat hi9m easily in a bb contest .. he looks great relaxed arms at his sides .. seen thousands of these ..

Hahaha...all the resident nutties and delusionals gang up to get their revenge in this thread...gayer than soliciting at the urinals

on a serious note...I am much better than that dude. Anyone who thinks differently is obviously gay.

better at what?

jerking off two cocks while being spitroasted by 3 more cocks?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1651 on: March 01, 2014, 04:37:45 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1652 on: March 01, 2014, 04:43:10 AM »

Honestly I am a bit much for most women... my size, radiating presence and no nonsense attitude is intimidating to modern conditioned girls who like to control boy toys. Only the best ones surrender and bask in my love juice.






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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1653 on: March 01, 2014, 07:10:27 AM »

lol  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1655 on: March 01, 2014, 12:29:12 PM »
I Will Never Be The Same Man Ever Again

This weekend I managed to meet up with a beautiful blonde I met a couple of months initially and we've been flirting on whatsapp ever since, she hits all the spots for me, great ass, legs face...etc, posh as hell and lips to die for. Pretty much a proper head turner. We went out last night and I had my game on in full swing, I was loaded with a shit load of one liners, funny stories and deep intelligent convo all the while I  wearing the gayest top I had showing my solid upper chest muscle. All of this with a combination of cocktails flowing all night and swanky spots in and around Shorditch area...the girl was mesmerised by the end she was "in the bag". Now its time to go back to my appartment, and this getbigger  had only one thing on his mind.

We didn't waste time, and got down to biz from the moment we stepped in, then came my turn to get BJ, I layed on my back and within minutes I was in the "zone"...the girl was good, then soon the girl became amazingly good, she was upping her game as we went along. However, things started to take a strange turn from here on, she got fixated on my balls and was juggling them bad boys like hell (decent size now as I'm on HCG). Then she slowly started making her way down, in that area which I call the amber zone, the bridge just below your balls, part of me started to feel uncomfortable, however, the other part was surprisingly pleased at how cool it felt, but this was not the end. In a shocking move I was not expecting the hot girls digs her beautiful face in my ass and started tossing my salad in a way that makes Gordon Ramseys kitchen salad tossing skills seem like a paralympic Olympian racing against Usain Bolt. My mind was telling me this is a fight or flight situation, yet here I am lying down on my back, helpless, frozen and motionless like a possum, eyes rolling into the back of my head an all. she had a tight grip on scrotum and was working with the other hand on my rod....this girls knows what shes doing, shes done this before my mind tells me. Low and behold I had the strangest and longest orgasm ever, mind blowing shot-gun shit, there was no time to waste, I wasn't done and we went on to have a steaming session for a long while after.

Now here I am sitting in my living room feeling smug about my experience and looking at her pic, yet part of me feels like I should feel wrong about this, then the third part says its only homo if you want it to be....I will ponder this one for a little while and come to my conclusion which makes feel comfortable, in the mean time I am seeing her next weekend, and I have a feeling this prostate is gona get tongued yet again   :P

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1656 on: March 01, 2014, 02:57:47 PM »
i turn women down for having a less than spectacular hairline

it's gotta swallow the forehead and have unparallelled density

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1657 on: March 01, 2014, 03:37:36 PM »
Re: Question for BigRo and other HW bodybuilders: how easy is the pussy?

Anabolichalo, you lazy sack of shit, worry about your kid.

Though I think your life is one big troll job, but then again, who knows.

God I hope he is a troll - whatever that is - because if this is a real dude then the lil one he created is it least 1/2 douchebag. Guess my son will have to beat his ass if he encounters - shame though cause raised by a real man the boy could have a chance - that is depending on how strongly the tool gene carries

funny but my kid is gonna sodomize your kid in a fight

his mother drank voodoo medicine during pregnancy to make him powerful and brave as a lion

she said if they mess with him he gonna fuck everybody up, make them eat sand she said

too bad your pasty little white kid is gonna be a bag of smashed ass hole after you pick him up after school

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1658 on: March 02, 2014, 01:32:41 AM »
My best friends, a couple, came over tonight and I had a surprise in store for them.. the Arnold Classic webcast  ;D

Had popcorn, coca cola and gummy bears .. both work out and understand nutrition, training and even drugs.. but besides some pictures , they never really saw a live contest. It was interesting to see their reactions (not familiar with who was on stage but they both have a very sharp eye for detail... learned it from me)

Here are some of their remarks..


"Why do they have such big thighs? Looks gross!"

"This guy has artrophied calves! (Wolf  ;D )

"They look like shit, weird, Arnold looked so much better"

"They pose like they are about to take a dump.. why aren't they posing more elegant?"


These are reactions from two people, a man and a woman, who watched their forst bb show live online.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1660 on: March 02, 2014, 09:49:42 AM »
Your Favorite Love Song

Post them up!



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1661 on: March 02, 2014, 09:51:40 AM »
Re:  FINALS RIGHT NOW!!! - ARNOLD CLASSIC 2014 PREJUDGING LIVE STREAM & THREAD





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1662 on: March 02, 2014, 10:59:23 AM »
Ron delete my account i will pay u in advance.

Ron please delete my account! I will send u 200 dollars if you do this for me! I am man of my word! I send u money first if u want!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1663 on: March 02, 2014, 12:03:39 PM »

Lol, reminds me of a guy i knew whos ex started dating his mate, his mate was winding him up about shagging her and he said " Just remember next time you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth"   ;D


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1664 on: March 02, 2014, 02:09:57 PM »
On closer inspection I do agree it was Wiggs.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1669 on: March 03, 2014, 10:49:48 AM »

Please stop posting porn gifs everyone, i'm trying to read getbig together with my family. My wife suggested we spend more family time, so I linked up the forum to my flatscreen.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1670 on: March 03, 2014, 12:22:14 PM »
Paris.....Milan......New York.......Berlin......





This is what happens to all pro bbers when they lose their edge and start to drift away from their profession. You saw it with Craig Titus, Paul DeMayo, Flex Wheeler, Rich Piana, countless female BBers....they have literally nothing to replace that vacuum that was their bodybuilding lifestyle, so they go down some pretty weird roads experimenting with different lifestyle choices, and it usually ends badly.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1671 on: March 03, 2014, 12:29:38 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1672 on: March 03, 2014, 10:25:27 PM »
How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?

Hypothetical scenario:

An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.

As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

A few conditions:

-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want

-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.

-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.

-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1674 on: March 05, 2014, 07:10:57 AM »