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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1700 on: March 15, 2014, 12:18:47 AM »




When choosing a tshirt, do you pick up your size and then subtract 2? lol

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1701 on: March 15, 2014, 01:29:51 AM »
Ok TA, accopella, first take, so be easy on me   








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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1702 on: March 15, 2014, 01:32:59 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1703 on: March 15, 2014, 01:33:36 AM »
Marcel responds to himself:





ROFL

One of the two funniest fuckers on getbig.... Kwon is the other

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1704 on: March 15, 2014, 02:20:44 AM »
   
It's official: Cswol turned hebrew





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1705 on: March 15, 2014, 06:22:23 AM »
not funny, but food for thought:

hahahahahhaha brilliant


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1707 on: March 16, 2014, 06:09:13 AM »
Summersplash, X-Jam (those are the "Spring Breaks" of Europe), Tomorrowland (biggest music festival on planet earth, 360.000 people this year - sold out within 1 hour).

Guetta or Tiesto get up to 250.000 per gig, and Avicii is in their league now too.

I mean look at the crowds they play, that's simply unbelieveable:





all that money and still small

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1708 on: March 16, 2014, 07:45:43 AM »
Still waiting for Xfactor's expert opinion on the latest news.Maybe he's busy at work seeking out those late tps reports.



I am still here. Unfortunately I have one of those things called a life and a job, which we know you do not and don't try and debate other wise or post your fake photo etc..

Now at this point I can say I was probably wrong in my first assumption of a crash in the ocean. I admit that 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1710 on: March 16, 2014, 02:34:14 PM »
Went to a gay club last night

So last night I went to a gay club with a chick and her gay roommate, and we started dancing on the floor but it was packed and  all these gay dudes where rubbing up against me, I wanted to stop dancing but she would not let me bail, when I took her home later on that night I banged her hard trying to ungay the night but having anal sex with her did not help.  :-\

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1711 on: March 17, 2014, 01:27:28 AM »
i went for a drink with her today

groped her tits (they are tiny)

and slipped my fingers into her extremely short cut off jeans, i think i touched her pussy lips because my finger smell like pussy


she said she is a virgin

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1712 on: March 17, 2014, 03:22:57 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1713 on: March 17, 2014, 02:04:26 PM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1714 on: March 17, 2014, 02:09:11 PM »
Research Update

Recently, the scientific community became aware of a case in which the patient's swoliosis was cured in its entirety through proper exercise, dieting, and the cessation of massive bloat-inducing compounds. This is exciting news for both the medical community and the population at large: we now know that swoliosis is curable through healthy living and not simply the draining of massive amounts of oil from one's arms.

A patient in full remission from the disastrous effects of swoliosis. Swoliosis was hitherto thought to be a chronic condition akin to diabetes, curable only via the drastic measure of surgically draining one's oil reserves.












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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1715 on: March 17, 2014, 04:01:21 PM »
That jay picture man, lol.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1716 on: March 18, 2014, 08:56:38 PM »



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1718 on: March 20, 2014, 05:40:27 AM »
Hah! The Sopranos vid is epic.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1719 on: March 20, 2014, 08:37:29 AM »
The Sopranos video was made by IronMeister.  :)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1720 on: March 20, 2014, 01:39:15 PM »
Musclecenter's tshirt accident.






Always carrying his protein dose with him  ;D


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1721 on: March 20, 2014, 01:41:17 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1722 on: March 20, 2014, 04:35:05 PM »
you should write a user guide


ok here goes:


How to mingle with black folk

Don't.





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1723 on: March 21, 2014, 09:52:36 AM »
Gaspari and Branch turning heads everywhere they go!

Admired by many. Every guy wants to be like em 8)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1724 on: March 21, 2014, 05:14:51 PM »
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fucking shit

i hate talking in a club

i'm just there to get drunk and squeeze tits


and of course hit some arm shots when at least one or two women at a time are admiring my arms in a nearly penisworship like fashion