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[FitnessFrenzy]

Initially we were talking june/july for the offical get big Ibiza meet up, now its august... I wont be looking quite as good by then.

[DroppingPlates]

Offer to Anabolichalo (Sex but No Homo)

I feel bad for you having to fork out all these monies on third world diseased vaginas. Come with me to Ibiza and like I did here with my mate, not only will I hook you up to the best of my ability, but I will even make sure when you get a BJ, I'll quality check her performance and make sure she goes throat deep on you....even if its happens in the middle of a busy street like it did here.

Cant get a better wing man than this.

I'll be renting a multi bedroom apartment or villa in August, don't worry about food either, you just have to get yourself here and back. The rest leave it to me.

do you realize how many 20 euro hookers such a vacation could buy me?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Ada takes you on a tour of our new apartment

good place for a suicide

[Costanza]

HAHA, what thread is this from?

[Costanza]

bodybuilding.com

 


home of the trolls with rich imagination

That's gold, some of the funniest shit I've read in ages.

[Costanza]

bb.com used to be epic untill the mods got all anal

some legend threads were salvaged tho by reposts on other websites

Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.

[FitnessFrenzy]

My great gran pappy got his bunghole tickled by an italian lady whore who went by the name of Issabella.  Only porn he needed was an old tintype to "immortalize the occasion."

[Kim Jong Bob]

BigCyp Come Back---By Potato

lol potato is the new queen of getbig

[FitnessFrenzy]

Why rename Night of Champions?

Used to be such a cool event, became lame with the name change "New York Pro". What happened?

Ben Brantley calls A Night of Champions a triumphant blend of heroic moxie and monastic reflection: "Mixing elements of Augustinian confession and Pantagruelian picaresque, Marty Champions' dazzling one man show is like a Waiting for Godot where Godot not only shows up, he brings Zarathustra along to join him in taking a pyramid shit on your most accepted beliefs. Folks, this is 'Theatre of the Absorbed' – you'll laugh yourself to sleep and weep until your sides split. Absurd, you say? Put down the heme-iron and come find out!" Rating: 4/4 crates of raped grapefruits.

[wes]

Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.

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[FitnessFrenzy]

   
Jay looking totally alpha
 

"Someday Ricky, someday...."  Ricky couldn't help but feel his humors boil while staring at the manstallion in charge of the Axe hair gel booth.  When he snapped back to the real world, he was thumbing the rim of his engorged glans.  "No homo Ricky, no homo... "

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Jay owned on hairstyle..!
he won't recover

[FitnessFrenzy]

2010 BMW 328IX 22000
worth it???   48km  mint condition white on black interior
with 19 inch aftermarket wheels

I think you should get the car!

I bet you will love the exhaust tone, try listening to it while you're in a closed garage. Its breathtaking.

[ismoseppo]

haha i just saw your sig

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Trunks found in Vegas - A missing link?

From CNN 2014-05-20:

"World press has gotten preliminary reports that a hotel maid recently extracted what scientists believe to be Bob Chicerillo's posing trunks from a crevice behind the Ice Machine outside room 7 of the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.

The posing trunks, in the bodybuilding industry also known as "Battle thongs", were found by accident by a working maid who dropped her earring behind the rustic machine that has been out of order because of clogging since the early nineties.

The hotel maid didn't know what treasure she had got ahold of until she showed the finding to the hotel manager, a seasoned "bodybuilding fan" who identified the thong in seconds by the color, texture and, even, odour that had miraculously been presevered in an almost mint condition inside an ice block since circa 1993.

The lead archaeologist Michael Chrichton explains the importance of this find. 'The DNA results are still pending but if found authentic, these trunks may help to unravel some of the mysteries surrounding the inner workings of IFBB contests.'

At this time Mr. Chicerillo has declined to comment."

[Costanza]

^^^^^^^

 

[DroppingPlates]

Name of this girl?

......

Pug nose
Hair extensions
Fake veneer teeth
80's cut off jean jacket
Pirate boots of peace

5/10 would not hit.

Side note* Puerto Ricans have 2 moods. 1: I want your babies inside me 2: Cut your dick off in a jealous rage.

[ismoseppo]

this is a stellar run of posts here

I find it shocking that a so called adult can log onto a computer a can't post more coherently than a baboon with epilepsy could.

You fucking suck at posting and you fuck men.  Gayner.

Your favorite food is nuts.

[liberty]

I need some help with this one....It had to do with porn
Someone said something LIKE......
"I can't get off to porn anymore unless the girl is being thrown out the 10th floor window"

Rob maybe could help? It was pretty funny but I don't think I have it quite accurate.

[DroppingPlates]

I need some help with this one....It had to do with porn
Someone said something LIKE......
"I can't get off to porn anymore unless the girl is being thrown out the 10th floor window"

Rob maybe could help? It was pretty funny but I don't think I have it quite accurate.

Simply press on 'quote' and then copy-paste it here

[DroppingPlates]

Re: HOLY PALUMBOISM

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Warren Buffet's daily diet

Veggies: Corn on cob, french fries, hash browns.
fruit: banana cream pic, strawberry shortcake.

several cherry cokes a day.
never drinks water.

plenty of mcdonalds.  Lived on McD hamburgers (using coupons) the entire time he visited china.

Dude is obviously abusing the fuck out of aas...Jesus judging by the look of him I'd say at least 5 mg of test E, 1 mg tren (for the grainy look), 2 mg primo, 7 mg deca, 1 Iu gh, and .5 mcg superdrol per fiscal quarter at least... Chugging Cherry Coke by the gallon due to his insulin abuse...Very sad. He must be getting upwards of 10g of protein a day, dude will be on dialysis soon at this pace..


Dead by 125...

Warren is a disciple of the IIFYM/Adonis Principles ideology. A convert from the "I dont care what I look like I shit gold bricks" camp. Plus, when his heart stops working, he'll just buy a new one. Donor waiting lists don't exist for ultra wealthy Oracles.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Cutler was the most overrated bodybuilder of all time. He only won, due to the fact that he had no competiton. He wouldn't have even cracked the top 10, let alone the top 6 in the 1990's. Many say that Yates was overrated, but look who he beat!

Cutler was blocky, with a 50" waist, absolutely NO striations in his upper body and the worst arms in the business, had the soft look, as though he was always in offseason condition. He never imo had the wow factor. Levrone, Yates, Wheeler, Ray, Sonbaty, Coleman, Cormier, Dillett, Demayo, Priest, Clairmonte, Francois, Taylor and even Ruhl, Schlierkamp, Munzer, James, were in another league in their prime. Cutler couldn't shine their shoes. The only competition Cutler had, was an aging and broken down Coleman, Dexter Jackson (a poor man's version of Shawn Ray), Victor Martinez and Melvin Anthony (2 guys who would have both placed outside of the top 10 in the 90's, and Wolf, who was a little more impressive (at times) than Ian Harrison (and we know how he placed in the 90's). Honestly, I wouldn't even put Cutler ahead of guys like Matarazzo or Baker (in their prime).

You must be a real hoot at parties.

[Costanza]

The American Negro is a perpetually underperforming minority which has supplanted the father figure with the state whilst inculcating an incredible sense of entitlement. To make matters worse, the American Negro engages in an absurd amount of crime as it suckles upon the governmental teat.

Further, the American Negro tragically upholds a tapestry of Bronze Age mythology (literally) whipped into it by its former masters as a desperate means of escaping its tragic lot in life by retreating into the ideational realm, pretending that a text obsessed with shell fish avoidance behavior and eternal torture is the product of the creator of the universe and worth basing one's life upon.

The American Negro is reason 1002 why America is "done". I've gone a long way in changing this sobering fact with my inventive entrepreneurial ventures; what have you done to help, sir?