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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1825 on: April 16, 2014, 02:12:24 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1826 on: April 16, 2014, 02:48:33 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

Thank you for your contribution, much appreciated!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1827 on: April 16, 2014, 07:01:05 AM »
Imagine being possessed like Wiggs! The poor buggar. No, Zane would be some obnoxious know it all. Someone like Hurricaine Beef. That jerk sent me messages saying Christine was prettier than my ex! Who else but Zane would need to do that?



While we're at it, someone ban this boring old fuck.



An angry Kiwi. One day you will be a lot older, too. I mix with young guys at my gym. I don't see that the age difference makes any difference at all there or on the internet. No smart asses at my gym because I would soon dispatch them.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1828 on: April 16, 2014, 07:02:41 AM »
This thread is shit. It's mainly Facebook stalker selecting his boyfriend/gimmicks photoshops. I see way funnier posts made be actual adults everyday. Any thread that contains quotes from Junior, trollfox and shitsoul is an instant joke.

Then add these quotes to this thread. Problem solved.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1829 on: April 16, 2014, 09:47:45 AM »
I once cracked one off in an airplane bathroom

Had some porn on my phone, plugged my headphones in and went to work.

I blow my population paste in the toilet  and open the door and there was a flight attendant and some dude standing there. She's shaking her head and he says. "We could here that" I assumed he meant me flushing. Went back to my seat and realized my headphones were only in the jack about half way. I could here it in the head phones but it was also coming out of the speaker on the phone.

I wanted to be invisible so bad.

Does this qualify as the mile high club?


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1830 on: April 17, 2014, 12:59:04 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1831 on: April 17, 2014, 05:05:58 PM »
Re: Dave Palumbo in the hospital yet again!

Palumbo's kidneys are so black that George Zimmerman tried to shoot them



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1832 on: April 18, 2014, 02:47:03 AM »
going back to work is really gonna destroy my life

currently i am living the dream

*sleep late until 09:30-10:00

*browse getbig while cooking chicken breast and rice

*complete my breakfast around 11:00

*take a nap untill 12

*browse getbig for a few hours

*prepare and eat another meal

*hit the gymnasium

*browse getbig for some hours

*prepare and eat another meal

*go to bed around 01:30-02:00 am


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1833 on: April 18, 2014, 03:04:16 AM »
Initially we were talking june/july for the offical get big Ibiza meet up, now its august... I wont be looking quite as good by then.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1834 on: April 18, 2014, 07:17:07 AM »
Offer to Anabolichalo (Sex but No Homo)

I feel bad for you having to fork out all these monies on third world diseased vaginas. Come with me to Ibiza and like I did here with my mate, not only will I hook you up to the best of my ability, but I will even make sure when you get a BJ, I'll quality check her performance and make sure she goes throat deep on you....even if its happens in the middle of a busy street like it did here.

Cant get a better wing man than this.

I'll be renting a multi bedroom apartment or villa in August, don't worry about food either, you just have to get yourself here and back. The rest leave it to me.



do you realize how many 20 euro hookers such a vacation could buy me?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1835 on: April 18, 2014, 12:35:04 PM »
Re: Ada takes you on a tour of our new apartment





good place for a suicide

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1836 on: April 18, 2014, 02:46:01 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1837 on: April 18, 2014, 02:48:50 PM »
bodybuilding.com

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home of the trolls with rich imagination

That's gold, some of the funniest shit I've read in ages.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1838 on: April 18, 2014, 03:16:37 PM »
bb.com used to be epic untill the mods got all anal

some legend threads were salvaged tho by reposts on other websites


Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1839 on: April 19, 2014, 01:08:25 AM »
My great gran pappy got his bunghole tickled by an italian lady whore who went by the name of Issabella.  Only porn he needed was an old tintype to "immortalize the occasion."





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1840 on: April 19, 2014, 01:28:44 AM »
BigCyp Come Back---By Potato

lol potato is the new queen of getbig

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1841 on: April 19, 2014, 04:36:08 AM »
Why rename Night of Champions?

Used to be such a cool event, became lame with the name change "New York Pro". What happened? ???







Ben Brantley calls A Night of Champions a triumphant blend of heroic moxie and monastic reflection: "Mixing elements of Augustinian confession and Pantagruelian picaresque, Marty Champions' dazzling one man show is like a Waiting for Godot where Godot not only shows up, he brings Zarathustra along to join him in taking a pyramid shit on your most accepted beliefs. Folks, this is 'Theatre of the Absorbed' – you'll laugh yourself to sleep and weep until your sides split. Absurd, you say? Put down the heme-iron and come find out!" Rating: 4/4 crates of raped grapefruits.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1842 on: April 19, 2014, 05:08:22 AM »
Haha yeah I remember this one, was absolutely hilarious.
X 2   ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1843 on: April 19, 2014, 11:29:49 AM »
   
Jay looking totally alpha
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"Someday Ricky, someday...."  Ricky couldn't help but feel his humors boil while staring at the manstallion in charge of the Axe hair gel booth.  When he snapped back to the real world, he was thumbing the rim of his engorged glans.  "No homo Ricky, no homo... "


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1844 on: April 20, 2014, 04:39:19 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1845 on: April 20, 2014, 09:31:04 AM »
Jay owned on hairstyle..!
he won't recover :'(



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1846 on: April 20, 2014, 02:47:00 PM »
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worth it???   48km  mint condition white on black interior
with 19 inch aftermarket wheels



I think you should get the car!

I bet you will love the exhaust tone, try listening to it while you're in a closed garage. Its breathtaking.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1847 on: April 20, 2014, 02:49:19 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1848 on: April 21, 2014, 01:29:55 AM »
Re: Trunks found in Vegas - A missing link?

From CNN 2014-05-20:

"World press has gotten preliminary reports that a hotel maid recently extracted what scientists believe to be Bob Chicerillo's posing trunks from a crevice behind the Ice Machine outside room 7 of the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas.

The posing trunks, in the bodybuilding industry also known as "Battle thongs", were found by accident by a working maid who dropped her earring behind the rustic machine that has been out of order because of clogging since the early nineties.

The hotel maid didn't know what treasure she had got ahold of until she showed the finding to the hotel manager, a seasoned "bodybuilding fan" who identified the thong in seconds by the color, texture and, even, odour that had miraculously been presevered in an almost mint condition inside an ice block since circa 1993.

The lead archaeologist Michael Chrichton explains the importance of this find. 'The DNA results are still pending but if found authentic, these trunks may help to unravel some of the mysteries surrounding the inner workings of IFBB contests.'

At this time Mr. Chicerillo has declined to comment."

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1849 on: April 21, 2014, 01:49:39 AM »
^^^^^^^

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