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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1925 on: May 14, 2014, 02:17:42 PM »
Is a nice tight ass a sign of fitness maybe?

No clue. Why is pizza delicious?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1926 on: May 14, 2014, 04:46:54 PM »
Re: 2014 New York Pro - Getbig's own Lobstah competing

If I get top five, I'll post a picture of my butt.
[I've essentially just said that if hell freezes over, I'll ski with the devil]

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1927 on: May 14, 2014, 08:59:49 PM »
Hot off the presses.

we should meet, tuff guy.

I'm in southern cali, everybody knows.. even you.

i'll even drive to you.

be sure to make arrangements.... take screenshots, ect... see your mother and fam before you go.

think long and hard about what you're saying here bitch

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1928 on: May 15, 2014, 11:28:18 AM »
Petition to get Galeniko back posting again

Where has he gone? Why wont he post? Come back and make the G@O more interesting again  8)


we spoke on the phone just a few days ago and he tells me he's workign with the U.N. as bodybuilding representative for the Russia-Ukraine conflict. the secretary general of UN has expressed worries about alexander lesukov's anabolic windows

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1929 on: May 16, 2014, 06:07:24 AM »

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« Reply #1930 on: May 17, 2014, 03:48:49 AM »
I have evidence that I am telling the truth.  I had extensive  blood work recently.  Here is one of the test results.  It states my month and year of birth is 1969, which makes me 44. 





My friends can call me Karen but not a creepy obsessive stalker.


meltdown

Actually posting blood work results on a "bodybuilding" website but insisting, "don't call me by my real name." 

You've out-booty'd yourself.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1931 on: May 17, 2014, 03:51:04 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1932 on: May 17, 2014, 09:02:35 AM »








Hey asshole, we're over here.



A highly evolved homosexual, through many years has developed the ability to scan for cock,with each eye working alone for maximum coverage of square penis bulge per second.




Me and him split up last month and I moved out.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1933 on: May 18, 2014, 11:49:51 AM »
Re: ITS CRAZY I STILL LOOK THE SAME SINCE THE END OF MY FIRST CYCLE LAST YEAR

Size from a bottle is a lie. You are living a deception.... and you flaunt it, as if you're proud.

What a loser.

Yes it doesn't take hard work and discipline to look like I do, its all from a bottle  ::) I am neither deceiving myself or others, I know I would not be as developed naturally, I trained natural for many years. I do not try and deceive others. I show off my body because that's what competitive bodybuilders do, why play a pretentious humble card, you really think I am that caught up in my image as my identity? I spent most of my twenties as a hairy yogi.  I could do that again. Snotty nattys like you need a round house kick to the jaw. I never needed that natty superiority ego when I did it 'clean'

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1934 on: May 19, 2014, 12:09:27 PM »
Look, I am going to give everyone a treat...

Either Halo gets removed from this forum or I will simply just nuke every fucking thread he creates.

There is no fun in logging into a site that is flooded daily with garbage. Likewise, there is no fun for a troll when every single topic or response he posts is nuked.

Let's see how this will play out.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1935 on: May 20, 2014, 02:39:34 AM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

Indonesian Batiks, on of my favourite clothes :)





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1936 on: May 21, 2014, 08:11:11 AM »
Re: WYHI - Big Mike Cox style

Id bang this chick with no condom even if she had herpes, the clap and HIV. Look at dat ass son

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1937 on: May 21, 2014, 02:21:19 PM »
Re: I am gone

blaim that chocolate minger "ifbb pro" with ILS worse than king kamali

her awkward black girl personality cant deal with realities of getbig

what's the point of living on your knees with a gay dictator ruling over your bent over asses

Halo,

You should know better than to parade the forum using an alternate gimmick, while still being blatantly racist.

As you can tell by your post count, things are becoming a bit sparse around these parts.

As much as you don't like the idea of me moderating you and you claim to be leaving by way of your last threads, it seems as if you actually enjoy, what's that phrase you used above, "living on your knees with a gay dictator ruling over your bent over asses", because clearly you can't get enough of it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1938 on: May 22, 2014, 12:50:37 AM »
Re: Lee Priest appreciation thread.



Nipples like Queen Vissy's eyes

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1939 on: May 22, 2014, 06:57:00 AM »
Anabolichalo

Gains like Dianabol, but I can't afford to take it all the time as I'm not rich like a prince.

It helped me break past the 17" guns barrier baby, and it tastes like milk from mama.



Does it come with a financially dependant baby mamma and a mulatto baby?

That supplement really makes your arms look jacked when you hold one of these--- as you pose in pics (before going to the club)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1940 on: May 23, 2014, 05:21:53 AM »
Photoshops of Van Damme's head on Scott Norton's vbody needed immediately.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1941 on: May 24, 2014, 12:46:42 AM »
someone tell this utter moron paying for sex is pathetic and bragging about it makes no sense at all.

Keep at it "junior" and you re quickly going to deserve the biggest loser  of getbig 's award , and god knows the competition is fierce.

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« Reply #1942 on: May 24, 2014, 04:27:17 PM »
Basically, I'm gonna help you straight boys get laid. Listen up

Listen up man children, and listen good. Long post up ahead, so take your ADD medication.


 I'm tired of hearing that you can't get laid. I have a straight buddy who spent 500$ on an Xbox one and 60$ a piece games to go with it. That's 600 + dollars on a electronic toy for kids and man babies. I spent half of my Saturday listening to him whine as he sat on his cat piss stained recliner playing call of whatever wondering why he can't get laid.  ::)

 If you can spend 600$ on worthless gadgets, you can get your bum over to Macy's or wherever and revamp your sorry ass excuse for a wardrobe. Women are visual creatures darlings(actually both sexes are in general); they respond to visual stimulus. I'm gonna give you some gay man tips(all homo) for you straight boys that - hopefully - will help get you laid.



 Gay tip man number one: Dress to impress
 
 That's right mother fuckers, dress like you mean it.The way you look to people - i.e. first impression - is SUPER important in life. Whether it be business or pleasure, dressing in a certain way can have a profound impact in the way people view you and how they - ultimately - treat you. Sorry fellas, that's life. Dress like a bum, get treated like a bum. Dress like a puerile jerk off, don't be surprised when the ladies ignore you. Learn how to tie a tie. Don't be afraid of dress shoes and for God's sake put on some cologne, nobody wants to smell your shit stink. You gotta smell the way you dress and dress the way you smell: Good.

 Gay man tip number two: Read a book dumb ass

 Now that you got it going on in the looks department, it's time to get it going on in the brains department. Library card. You need one. Make it a goal to read at least one book a week. Women(and people, especially people with money) LOVE a smart and well read man. You don't want to be a fop who has nothing to contribute intellectually. Get educated, read as much as you can. Women's pussies will get wetter than water when they see your big ass book collection. Smart = sexy.

 Gay man tip number three: Be interesting you boring jerk off.

 In the real world, no one gives a shit how much you can titty press or what rank you are in call of battlefield. Staying in shapes a big plus, but it ain't the be all end all. Get into art, get into antiques, learn an instrument, write a novel, dabble in philosophy. Do something else besides show up at the gym a couple days a week for a self love session, then come home and play nine hours of Xbox. Women LOVE an interesting(and slightly mysterious) person with lots of interesting things about them.

 Gay man tip number four: confidence

 This one should be pretty self explanatory. Confidence - or a lack there of - will either make or break you.


 I hope that helps.

 Love,

 Your friendly ass fiend Thteven.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1943 on: May 24, 2014, 08:19:29 PM »
Basically, I'm gonna help you straight boys get laid. Listen up


haha... I was getting ready to add this gem:

as he sat on his cat piss stained recliner playing call of whatever wondering why he can't get laid.  ::)

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« Reply #1944 on: May 24, 2014, 09:56:52 PM »
haha... I was getting ready to add this gem:


He may be gay, but his postings are great :D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1945 on: May 24, 2014, 09:57:40 PM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

After 12 hours of flight and finally arrived Santa Monica, LA





1 day out



more pics taken today





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1946 on: May 24, 2014, 10:21:54 PM »
Re: Phil Heath: Muscular Christian

Sometimes I get a bit judgemental when I think of these guys picking up their massive orders of juice that would likely put them in Federal Penetentiaries if caught....

I just can't imagine them saying a prayer before hand: "Dear Lord, may I please pick up my illegal shipment without incident?"


Something just doesn't jive, but hey... that's prob just me.


If you are going to thank God on the stage when you win, maybe you should thank Customs and the Postal Service and your sponsor for paying for your shit.


I'm probably alone on this one ~


Or if you are Catholic, you go to confession: "I picked up 50 bottles of Test, 100 units of GH, 3 boxes of Clen, 2 bottles of liquid T-3, made 200% profits on my Tren when I sold it, stole some dieuretics from my Grandma and lied to the pharmacist about my Diabetes...

How many "Hail Mary's??"

Oh, and I will be doing it all over again 2 weeks from now. Please forgive me in advance because I'll be out of town....

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« Reply #1947 on: May 25, 2014, 01:40:52 AM »
Musclecenter had those guns inspected by the US border patrol (no homo).

He was too wide to pass the body scanner. After the Special Forces gave the green light, he was able to continue his way...

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« Reply #1948 on: May 25, 2014, 01:41:25 AM »
Re: Beer vs Wine

brown brothers is good but I prefer grand burg. I might have spelt that last name wrong. Anyway it's more costly than brown brothers but it was one of my favs.

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« Reply #1949 on: May 26, 2014, 03:06:02 AM »
Kai hitting some nostril poses during the offseason:



Heath will never beat that.