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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2500 on: September 07, 2014, 12:09:24 PM »
work is going on behind the scenes to set up a get big rock covers band

we need a name

some suggestions so far

guitars and opinions

princess l plates

6g and the sweet spots

booty and the tit wanks

the lizard men

3 weeks out

Sebastian and the charlatans

suggestions welcome  8)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2501 on: September 07, 2014, 12:14:56 PM »
Drunk passenger challenges airplane captain to a fight after stripping NAKED

A DRUNK airline passenger stripped naked and challenged the plane's captain to a fight on airport tarmac before being tasered by police.
The burly, tattooed 36-year-old was caught on video stripping to his black underpants, shouting and remonstrating after stepping off the easyJet flight from Malta to Manchester.

He then removed his underpants and received a hard slap across his face by his  companion before putting his clothes back on.

The incident was caught on video. The stripper, who has not been identified but spoke with a Manchester accent, also urinated on the side of the Terminal One building at Manchester Airport and was later tasered and arrested by police.

Trouble reportedly first began mid-flight when the man became abusive and started swearing at fellow passengers and the captain left the cockpit controls to speak to him.

After being slapped following the plane's landing, he put his clothes back on before going to collect his baggage but police caught up with him.

They tried to control him but had to stun him using a "dry" Taser - where the gun is held against the target to cause shock and pain - when he refused to co-operate.

He was then arrested and given an on-the-spot fine.

A spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: "At 9.50am on Thursday September 26 2013, police were called to Terminal One arrivals of Manchester Airport following reports a man was drunk and being abusive to passengers on a flight from Malta.

"As he left the plane, he took his clothes off and urinated against a wall."

"A 36-year-old man was stunned using an electronic stun gun and arrested on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly in a public place. He was issued a fixed penalty notice."




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2502 on: September 07, 2014, 12:17:09 PM »
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240, are you looking forward to the Mr. Olympia?



I'm up more and more each night, preparing for it.  pacing, thinking.  I cannot imagine the pressure the reigning champ must be feeling on his broad shoulders.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2503 on: September 07, 2014, 12:33:03 PM »
The Mayor has a message for Getbig's own Howard


Howies response



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2504 on: September 07, 2014, 12:35:11 PM »
Re: No College (esp. 'the education system is nothing but a rip off')

While various forms of social advancement correlate to high academic achievement (vide, e.g., our very own Voodoo Vincenzo, CSN MFT, Dry Anal Gappa), one does not need a college degree or highfalutin credentials to attain conventional measures of success.

However, having said that:

Statistically: You're committing sampling bias.
Logically: You're committing a fallacy of composition.
Socially: You're ill-equipped to hold your own in intelligent, well-educated company.

Getbigically: Your reasoning is flawless. Carry on.


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« Reply #2505 on: September 07, 2014, 12:51:58 PM »
 :(  :-X  :-\  :'(

ideal for fucking if you somehow can manage to get her dependent on your cash or free rides to they store


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« Reply #2506 on: September 07, 2014, 05:42:59 PM »
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I never really like Bar before. 

I'm a big fan now that I've looked up her asshole. 

I'd like to "hack her account"

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« Reply #2507 on: September 07, 2014, 05:47:23 PM »
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Ignoring the night I was drunk and boasted about having expensive suits who cares how much clothes cost? Fatsos and ugly people can wear a million euro dress made  by some homo they still look shit.

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« Reply #2510 on: September 08, 2014, 07:52:13 AM »
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Everybody wana be a bodybuilder but ain't nobody wana be plugged into a heavy ass dialysis machine.

Yeah buddy

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« Reply #2511 on: September 08, 2014, 09:59:26 AM »
i stop patronizing hookers

i save coins for buy shiny mercedes



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« Reply #2512 on: September 08, 2014, 09:44:34 PM »
Re: ICloud Hacks - Jennifer Lawrence nudes got released among others

both the jizz photos and the bar photos have been proven to be false, but if anything this just endears them more because well they were the victims of a crime



I can't accept that.  I need to believe that that is actually Bar's asshole

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« Reply #2513 on: September 08, 2014, 11:01:16 PM »
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Colette has pretty, sexy bedroom eyes. She needs a bigger, thicker ass.

Are the bedroom eyes sexy enough for you to forget you're fucking a man?

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« Reply #2515 on: September 09, 2014, 05:55:14 AM »
Bodybuilding.txt :D

I feel genuinely sorry for Kamali. Life can give him so much if only he can let the teenage 'pumping iron, hardcore man, chalk and sawdust, banging weights bro' go. Forever stuck in this boring one dimensional world that already cost him his wife and daughter. Fucking move on man. But like all the others stuck in the same world, he's scared to let go because outside the gym, he's nothing and nobody. He knows nothing else. No skills and prospects beyond tricking pathologically insecure teenagers or mentally ill people into paying him for 'training' then selling them drugs. If he ever grow balls, he should strongly consider killing himself. He'll be an embarrassment for his daughter.

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« Reply #2516 on: September 09, 2014, 08:00:13 AM »
Kamali has Peter Pan syndrome like Jay Cutler.

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« Reply #2517 on: September 09, 2014, 11:55:38 AM »
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I wonder if she fucks her husband in the ass  ???

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« Reply #2518 on: September 09, 2014, 11:56:52 AM »
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Just almost puked


So funny

I refuse to believe it wasn't

It was .

Right?

Right.

RIGHT?!?!!!?!

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« Reply #2520 on: September 09, 2014, 12:32:36 PM »
Re: Would let your son endulge in bb supplements & the BB lifestyle?

My son is only 8 years old, right now he plays hockey and tennis. If he turns out to be a fagget I'll nudge him toward bodybuilding.

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« Reply #2522 on: September 10, 2014, 07:22:56 AM »
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fuck reality


i've had it with reality



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« Reply #2523 on: September 10, 2014, 07:52:06 AM »
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« Reply #2524 on: September 10, 2014, 08:49:57 AM »
On how the Mr Olympia Press Conference will pan out

Bodybuilding is about as exciting as watching paint dry. With that said, its the same old bullshit.

During the press conference this is how it will go:

Bob chick: "Okay, whos going to win this years mr. O? What do you think Phil?
Phil Heath: "I am going to take it, I have huge arms."
Bob chick: "uh oh, it looks like youve been training hard, especially with your new supplement line."
Phil Heath: "I am at the top of my game. no one can beat me."
Bob chick: "I dont know about that. I think the Big Bad Wolf may have something to say about that."
Dennis Wolf: I win Mr. O for Mother Russia. I train hard. We shall see."
Bob chick: "Well, Dennis, you placed top 6, but you have a predator on your back. Kai "The Predator" Greene."
Kai Greene: "The universe, the stars, are all aligned for me to win the............blah blah blah."
Bob chick: "Kai, youve been hungry for years, but first you have to get by a vicious Pitbull, Branch."
Branch warren: "Well, you know, i just trained hard. Ill let my body do the talking. I have God on my side. That's right, God."
Bob chick: "You know, we have all this talk, but we cant forget the veterans. There is a Blade that may come slashing through the competition, Dexter."
Dexter jackson: "Ive been Mr. O in the past. Im the mack daddy. Im just bringing my A-game, straight up."
Bob chick: "Oh yeah, thats what im talking about. But dont forget Roelly Winklaar."
Roelly winklaar: "I do it for my trainer, my momma."

The end.