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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2575 on: September 15, 2014, 05:16:48 PM »
Re: Flex Lewis Nutrition Line

I am landing in vegas tomorrow, so many options for pictures in the vegas gym, at the expo, at the after party, in the hotel getting my freak on with a fitness chick, the possibilities are endless.

No one gives a shit about you flying into Vegas you useless crusty old jizz sock.  And as far as you picking up any fitness chicks, she would have to be the drunk and hideous.  You're so fucking ugly that I can take a picture of you and sell it in an art gallery as a modern art masterpiece.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2576 on: September 15, 2014, 06:11:31 PM »
More compliments, Getbig style...

Re: Kanye stops show because handicapped fan in wheelchair won't stand up

kanye is such a retarded asshat. He can make a special needs kid look like a genius.

It's not unusual to find handicapped people at cRap concerts such as those put on by Kanye, it's just that the majority of them are mentally, not physically handicapped.

Human waste comes in many colors.  Kanye more closely matches what's found just before you flush.  He and those that support him both in the media and public are pathetic.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2578 on: September 16, 2014, 09:34:01 AM »
Re: Just left the barber after a long coversation with Mike Tyson



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2579 on: September 16, 2014, 12:00:36 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2580 on: September 16, 2014, 10:59:11 PM »
Re: Phil Heath Shoes

So phil is becoming the michael jordan of the bodybuilding world, how many of you are going to buying the new phil heath shoes.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2581 on: September 16, 2014, 11:01:52 PM »
Re: Attention: Junior/Joon

Joon,

We have been very good to you here on the forum.

For instance:

  • When you were in Time Out, it was a short stint.
  • When you wanted a name change, we obliged.
  • When you wanted your threads stickied, we went ahead and complied.
  • When you purchased a mod account (DP), we let it go.
  • When you wanted to talk about BikiniSlut and your personal issues, we listened.
  • When you posted pornographic material displaying your 5-inch cockus maximus, we let it go.

Here's the major issue I am having with you. If you decide to simply flood the forum at hours when there are no moderators (or Ron) online with a bunch of gimmicks, we will then simply log in and erase all material and shortly-thereafter BAN those gimmicks.

If you continue with the gimmick attacks, we will then have to instill a few extra parameters for posting that would make it difficult for said attacks to continue.

Aside from resolving this problem by way of a unilateral, moderator team approach, what I think you have to understand is that what you are doing is making your personal vendetta against Simple Simon, the problem of all of GetBig. In other words, you're making the problem you have with Simple Simon, the problem of every single member here on Getbig. You are thereby stripping every member of the opportunity of enjoying themselves here by way of your incessant attacks.

If you like the various people here and have enjoyed the posting experience that came throughout your time here, why destroy it for everyone else due to your own personal issues with Simple Simon??

This is like the annoying kid in the neighborhood with the brand new football, who comes out to play with the neighborhood kids and as soon as things don't go his way, he not only stops the game and takes the ball with him, but he then calls the cops to close the street as to completely take away any ability for those kids to enjoy themselves otherwise. Why shit on every other member's experience, only to make yourself truly despised by everyone?

What I suggest......Calm down and resolve your matters with Simple Simon without having to resort to trashing the forum.

If you have a problem with another man, what do you do?

Do you go ahead and shit/piss on every member of his community or do you simply go to this man and confront him face-to-face?

Be a fucking man and stop destroying the experience for the rest of the members here. Don't be a coward. If you have so much of an issue with Simple Simon, go to him like a man and handle it.

Anything else is the move of a fucking coward and you know it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2582 on: September 17, 2014, 07:16:09 AM »
Junior isn't worth all those words, just kick him out.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2583 on: September 17, 2014, 07:17:31 AM »
Re: CSWOLE Makes Appearance on Jimmy Kimmel 09/16/14

:)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2584 on: September 17, 2014, 08:12:18 AM »
LOL @ that CSWOL clip!  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2586 on: September 17, 2014, 09:28:01 AM »
Re: CSWOLE Makes Appearance on Jimmy Kimmel 09/16/14


He upped the recreational dose.....
Mr. AZ 2003

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2587 on: September 17, 2014, 09:39:12 AM »
He upped the recreational dose.....

..with a conspiracy vision in the mix.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2588 on: September 17, 2014, 12:14:41 PM »
Re: 2014 Olympia - The Olympia Finals are sold out?

From Mr. Olympia Facebook page...


Available now! A limited supply of Saturday night finals tickets has just been released. Call now before they go!

888-234-2334



I called and got transfered to Floor 7 of the Mirage Hotel.  Is this some sort of joke?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2589 on: September 17, 2014, 03:43:29 PM »
CSWOL is the man!

I have to talk to Grant and see about bringing him back. You guys need to realize that CSWOL takes this shit seriously. He's the type of guy that will show up to your house and spit rhymes all over your ass.

Good, funny and highly entertaining guy!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2590 on: September 17, 2014, 04:34:51 PM »


Funny is subjective, obviously. As is annoying.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2591 on: September 17, 2014, 04:58:48 PM »
Chill. You're a
Lame fucking poster

One liners like

"Good observation!"

Or

"Someone had to call it like it is"

And you're also in the minority

In thinking I'm annoying

I enjoyed your JFK threads

Just ignore my posts

It's damned easy to ignore your half wit mediocre Kansas grandma one line implied already captain obvious posts

You're like the long version of Arce

Fucking bland as fuck

...and always annoyed.

Get
The fuck outta my threads you faceless faggat

Wow, feel better?

I was commenting on OMR saying CSWOL was funny. Isn't that what I quoted? If not, I apologize. Either way, go fuck yourself, Joon.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2592 on: September 17, 2014, 05:01:02 PM »
Wow, feel better?

I was commenting on OMR saying CSWOL was funny. Isn't that what I quoted? If not, I apologize. Either way, go fuck yourself, Joon.

 ::)

Then you suck at posting
Cause it
Wasn't clear

My bad.
Not Joon tho.  I blame
Clen and tren it's
Time
For
A
Nap


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2593 on: September 17, 2014, 05:04:27 PM »
Logging off
For night too much clen

My apologies though to the ugly

That was uncool of me

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2594 on: September 17, 2014, 05:08:43 PM »
Logging off
For night too much clen

My apologies though to the ugly

That was uncool of me

We're good, no sweat. No family in Kansas, by the way, and both grandmas have sadly moved on. Have a good night.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2595 on: September 18, 2014, 03:04:58 AM »
Re: Photo - Can heaths arms get any bigger...

you suck at arguing simple minded fool

food in the quantities bodybuilders consume it is simply perverted and unreasonable, it has nothing to do with survival and dietary requirements


it basically for decoration, to fuel drug muscles for show

i dont know if they eat the elephant meat or not, it's probably more practical to shoot the elephant, cut off the ivory and move on to the next one


the money will buy any food they want on the market



the elephant will be eaten by hyenas and other animals anyway


do you seriously think there will be several hundred kilos of meat in the jungle that will not be eaten


lol


simple minded fool

You call names because you have no argument.
You don't need huge amounts of  protein. That is a fallacy.
Meso is bigger than you, and doesn't eat as much as you.

You justify anything you want, so that you can obtain it.
You'd probably butcher a prime Ronnie Coleman just to have his arms on the wall.
Before you praise the elephant, now it is just a "frivolities"
You've reduced the elephant, just like your  baby mama to an object.
Just like Ronnie, Phil and everybody else. 

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2596 on: September 18, 2014, 05:09:11 AM »
The Ever Effervescent....

 :D

And people wonder why I'm full of myself.  seriously, I'm 50 fucking years old and this is what I look like. and I'm not a celebrity getting their face cut every six months...it's me.



I would think anybody would be fkng overjoyed and loving it. I know I am. And I know people will read that and roll their eyes....I really don't see why...it's the fucking truth

It's like a rich person saying they have 12 million in the bank, it's not bragging....it's how much money he has


Let's talk real for a second.  everyone breaks my balls calling me shallow, arrogant, vain.

I'm happy. I get my ego stroked 5 times a day by complete strangers. Women tell me how handsome I am...men kiss my ass and tell me how jacked I am. every day. I Again.....NOT bragging.  it's what happens.

and I'm FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OLD


5 0


think about how good that must feel....honestly. put yourself in my shoes.  you'd be a little big headed too
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2597 on: September 18, 2014, 11:45:32 AM »
Re: Jay Cutler reflects on his life and is filled with sadness and regret (PIC)

as he stands before his wall of accomplishments, gazing up at the tin medals and paper portraits, Jay is confronted with the harsh truth of his life's work

in his stubborn quest to accumulate hollow titles and win the praise of strangers, he realizes too late that they came with a heavy price - a broken heart

these days, as his health begins to fail him, Jay is a man in his later years, childless and alone; his wall of memories and his shelf of Sandows providing bitter company






haha even his shirt has a picture of himself



great symmetry and roundness
on the medal mounting.



LOL @ Jay stopping to pose in the "Oh, let me take a look at these medals" situation.

It happens to all of us - we enter our trophy room, look up at 18 feet of covers and trophies and plaques and say "Woah, I won the 2003 Arnold?  I totally forgot about that!"


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