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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2800 on: October 17, 2014, 02:04:31 PM »
Re: Most positive and most negative Getbiggers.

Most positive:
ironmeister
kwon_2
musclecenter



Most negative:
CREALMADRID
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You forgot to add Tbombz to most positive.





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2802 on: October 18, 2014, 08:43:11 AM »
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Re: Women of CrossFit, Fitness & Athletics

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Id smash this raw even if she had Ebola, Aids and Herpes!!!  Love me some Angie

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2803 on: October 18, 2014, 08:51:05 AM »
that clit / penoris  :(  :o  :-X

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2804 on: October 18, 2014, 10:07:06 AM »
Re: Get A 10 Dollar Check Or 15.00 Dollars In Red Bull Drinks!!!!

Easy to fill out Getbiggers.  This is one of my favorite type of settlements where they give out basically free shit for mundane lawsuits. 

http://www.energydrinksettlement.com/index



I'll have to consult my attorney.



Goodrum is going to get a boatload of free energy drinks, then sell them on caliber grocery. Good way to up his profit margin!!

http://www.calibergrocery.com/



You don't see anything morally wrong with taking financial compensation for acts that didn't happen to you?



its Goodrum.  that's the least of it

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2805 on: October 18, 2014, 10:20:11 AM »
Re: who can make more ronnie coleman mixtapes?

this is perfect


more things like this



Dude, Ronnie speaks barely understandable English and those "mix tapes" are a terrible idea. I was more annoyed than motivated.

no it's great

i play it in the car also

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2806 on: October 18, 2014, 11:57:12 AM »
Re: This girl plays hard to get.





Given enough time that eye's gonna come all the way back around again. 

I don't mean that mean.  I mean he can look forward to it.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2808 on: October 19, 2014, 02:58:31 AM »
Re: My 1980s gym workout gear!

Very comfortable! now i still wear it :)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2810 on: October 19, 2014, 05:21:39 AM »
Re: To those idiots who voted Obama in..

You know whats funny?  Thinking that things will change around Getbig when a new president is elected.

You guys are still going to argue until our eyes bleed.

Politics and religion are exactly the same. Same arguments over and over, and nobody ever wins.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2811 on: October 19, 2014, 05:34:46 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2812 on: October 19, 2014, 08:40:37 AM »
Re: >They see me schmoe'in they hatin>...



the shame and fear on the face, knowing what he has to do for his supplements

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2813 on: October 19, 2014, 01:18:01 PM »
Re: Lui Marco DESTROYS and Melts down Phil Heath

Phil Heath seems like a half decent guy who struggles with a complex. He's extremely insecure and for that I actually pity him. You can tell he tries to carry himself well, but he melts down at the drop of a hat.

Poor fella should hang out here for a while. We'll break him down and rebuild him, Getbigger style. Looks awesome (except for his last two Olympia showings), but he's a Gucci wearing pussy.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2815 on: October 20, 2014, 07:40:06 AM »
Re: A word regarding identity theft

Everyone,

The practice of impersonating individuals by the use of their pictures and/or real names needs to stop.

This is a serious offense and can lead to lawsuits that can become detrimental to Ron and ultimately our posting experience.

This started with Wes Gasparotto. The individual reached out to us and asked that his name be removed from the forum. Now, we had Alexis Gonzalez and the impersonation through the ENZO handle. Seriously, this is not cool and needs to stop.

Most of the guys being impersonated are NPC competitors that are trying their best to make it within the industry. When you impersonate these individuals and pass your words as theirs, they can get into deep trouble, get terrible placings, not get sponsorship deals and find themselves in serious problems.

Lets be fair folks and stop the nonsense.

Please feel free to discuss and say your part. We'd like to hear your stance on all of this as well.

"1"



It's def not 'cool', but what does this say about the validation procedure (if there is one), before someone receives his/her blue stars?



And what does it say about Basille's inability to get through that process?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2816 on: October 20, 2014, 01:52:23 PM »
Re: Do you guys think Ronnie Coleman ever reads my posts?

I'm thinking of when i see him at an expo to get autographed pictor that says

"To AnabolicHalo,

May all your dreams of getting the 18 years honeys come true. Train hard.

Ronnie Cole"



I hope you never get to meet him, in case he doesn't meet your expectations

Don't want little halo to have shattered dreams



Can already imagine 5 threads daily about each nuance of his trashed dream.

Guys I Met Ronnie!!!
Meeting Ron was disappointing.
Guys what do you do when your hero dissapoints you?
I think I was disappointed by ronnie.
Do I seem disappointed?
I told babymama I was disappointed and she didn't care.
My hero influence me to stop juicing.
My babymama doesn't care I want to stop juicing.
Guys I've decided, I'm gonna stop juicing after meeting ronnie.
Banging girls without juicing, is it worth it?
I told babymama were getting back together after I stopped juicing.
Would ronnie care if I stopped juicing?
Should I ask ronnie If I should go natural?
Should I ask Ronnie if he would fuck baby mama.
Having kids is a big responsiblity, I told ronnie and he told me about his 15 kids, my dreams with baby mama shattered.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2817 on: October 21, 2014, 04:49:19 AM »
Re: >They see me schmoe'in they hatin>...

schmoes get me through college as i'm only 20, i do webcam flexing for 30 euros - 10 minutes, average 150-200e a week could do more if I had the time, 90% from the states, some from UK. Most are respectable and don't say anything rude just send paypal money and watch me flex, no nudity and I don't see / hear them...would never meet any in person, one approcached me at the Bodypower expo, asked to take photos of me flexing for 20 pound, i did some as I was clothed in middle of expo, then asked to go somewhere "private" with him, declined, too weird he was sweating just talking to me.
Won't go bodypower again, too much physique guys taking it over, will be much worse next year but they are more marketable as stay shredded and appeal to public, only big dudes were at mutant

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2820 on: October 21, 2014, 03:34:31 PM »
Re: Ebola - in Texas - Two Cases, including a nurse that wore protective gear

I'm not scared of Ebola.  Actually I'm a huge fan and rooting for the virus.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2821 on: October 22, 2014, 05:23:21 AM »
Re: What actually happened to Galeniko?

I met him one morning in an alleyway, I was startled by a face I seemed to recognize, a god like showdy figure shaped as if it was carved from Italian marble, a waist line so small almost beast like. He was ranting quietly, his voice echoeing through the dark rusty brick walls, as if he was mauling the mind of some imagined ear, as I got closer, without making eye contact or changing his posture, as if I hadn't arrived, he said to me “I have no desire to theorize language-- I was raised like royalty and have sinned unspeakably. I would rather waylay and stay away from Getbig than eternally destroy those whose voices molest me.”

I was frozen, as his godly voice ushered through my ear drums I saw a bright flashing light and my soul felt as if it was being lifted.

Galeniko took a further deep breath, as the air of a cold misty morning in London filled his lung, he muttered “Sometimes I feel like withering the storm, but other times I say I would rather waylay and molest the beast that has imagined and pent me here.”

As the falling rain trickles amongst the stones, Gals memories come bubbling out. It’s as if the rain had pierced his temples streaming through a chiselled jaw line, chaotically comes further memories. The reedy voice of the gimmicks hounding him over and over. He clenches his fist and violently punches a hole through the rusty brick walls and gurgles "Skorp, I bow down to no mortal man, not in here, not in the parking lot not anywhere"






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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2822 on: October 22, 2014, 10:41:23 AM »
Re: So I'm meeting a girl from Tinder

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...




She sounds like a cold hearted bitch. You are better off finding out on the first date than down the track. Don't let this ruin your confidance and self estem. I am being serious btw. This bitch isn't worth it.



Thank you Booty, I was totally out of my element lol. I am 27, healthy, don't drink, and have always been into committed relationships, and she was a slutty 23 year old in a dorm room eating macaroni and cheese and drinking whiskey...probably screwing 15 other guys from Tinder. To me I thought I wanted a "friends with benefits" situation that would last a while...After all I was attracted to her.

The worst part was the brutally painful time between the bed, and slowly getting my shit together and putting my clothes on, this all took place in a fully lit room with a stranger mind you. Just so totally mind fucked I didn't even know what was coming out of my mouth...Uhh I like you...I really want this to work, I really liked the other stuff we did...Will you call me again? "Yeah probably not" she says lol...Brutal.

I texted her "I am 99% sure it was just the alcohol, I don't drink and that has never happened before seriously" "I think you're hot and want to keep seeing you"

No response, shortly after that she deleted our "match" and text convo.

Fuck the whiskey dick this bitch made me feel like I was a fucking ugly, useless, sack of shit, that didn't even deserve a response from her, forever alone and will never make anyone happy again. lol...I'm pretty much over it by now but goddamn it was a rough week after that..Breaking into a cold sweat reliving that shit in my mind over and over, Bahhh.


But goddamn was that tiny little pussy and bhole the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...My god that may be the hardest part of it all..

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2824 on: October 23, 2014, 07:55:27 AM »


Bravo :D

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a very postmodern clash between female and male values. Even though the vissy-doll is in some ways revolting, Arnold can't help but to feel love for the erratic movement in the doll's eyes. Basile enjoys a voyeuristic view of the before-mentioned both grotesque and semi-erotic setting.