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Re: >They see me schmoe'in they hatin>...

the shame and fear on the face, knowing what he has to do for his supplements

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Re: Lui Marco DESTROYS and Melts down Phil Heath

Phil Heath seems like a half decent guy who struggles with a complex. He's extremely insecure and for that I actually pity him. You can tell he tries to carry himself well, but he melts down at the drop of a hat.

Poor fella should hang out here for a while. We'll break him down and rebuild him, Getbigger style. Looks awesome (except for his last two Olympia showings), but he's a Gucci wearing pussy.

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Re: A word regarding identity theft

Everyone,

The practice of impersonating individuals by the use of their pictures and/or real names needs to stop.

This is a serious offense and can lead to lawsuits that can become detrimental to Ron and ultimately our posting experience.

This started with Wes Gasparotto. The individual reached out to us and asked that his name be removed from the forum. Now, we had Alexis Gonzalez and the impersonation through the ENZO handle. Seriously, this is not cool and needs to stop.

Most of the guys being impersonated are NPC competitors that are trying their best to make it within the industry. When you impersonate these individuals and pass your words as theirs, they can get into deep trouble, get terrible placings, not get sponsorship deals and find themselves in serious problems.

Lets be fair folks and stop the nonsense.

Please feel free to discuss and say your part. We'd like to hear your stance on all of this as well.

"1"

It's def not 'cool', but what does this say about the validation procedure (if there is one), before someone receives his/her blue stars?

And what does it say about Basille's inability to get through that process?

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Re: Do you guys think Ronnie Coleman ever reads my posts?

I'm thinking of when i see him at an expo to get autographed pictor that says

"To AnabolicHalo,

May all your dreams of getting the 18 years honeys come true. Train hard.

Ronnie Cole"

I hope you never get to meet him, in case he doesn't meet your expectations

Don't want little halo to have shattered dreams

Can already imagine 5 threads daily about each nuance of his trashed dream.

Guys I Met Ronnie!!!
Meeting Ron was disappointing.
Guys what do you do when your hero dissapoints you?
I think I was disappointed by ronnie.
Do I seem disappointed?
I told babymama I was disappointed and she didn't care.
My hero influence me to stop juicing.
My babymama doesn't care I want to stop juicing.
Guys I've decided, I'm gonna stop juicing after meeting ronnie.
Banging girls without juicing, is it worth it?
I told babymama were getting back together after I stopped juicing.
Would ronnie care if I stopped juicing?
Should I ask ronnie If I should go natural?
Should I ask Ronnie if he would fuck baby mama.
Having kids is a big responsiblity, I told ronnie and he told me about his 15 kids, my dreams with baby mama shattered.

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Re: >They see me schmoe'in they hatin>...

schmoes get me through college as i'm only 20, i do webcam flexing for 30 euros - 10 minutes, average 150-200e a week could do more if I had the time, 90% from the states, some from UK. Most are respectable and don't say anything rude just send paypal money and watch me flex, no nudity and I don't see / hear them...would never meet any in person, one approcached me at the Bodypower expo, asked to take photos of me flexing for 20 pound, i did some as I was clothed in middle of expo, then asked to go somewhere "private" with him, declined, too weird he was sweating just talking to me.
Won't go bodypower again, too much physique guys taking it over, will be much worse next year but they are more marketable as stay shredded and appeal to public, only big dudes were at mutant

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Re: Ebola - in Texas - Two Cases, including a nurse that wore protective gear

I'm not scared of Ebola.  Actually I'm a huge fan and rooting for the virus.

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Re: What actually happened to Galeniko?

I met him one morning in an alleyway, I was startled by a face I seemed to recognize, a god like showdy figure shaped as if it was carved from Italian marble, a waist line so small almost beast like. He was ranting quietly, his voice echoeing through the dark rusty brick walls, as if he was mauling the mind of some imagined ear, as I got closer, without making eye contact or changing his posture, as if I hadn't arrived, he said to me “I have no desire to theorize language-- I was raised like royalty and have sinned unspeakably. I would rather waylay and stay away from Getbig than eternally destroy those whose voices molest me.”

I was frozen, as his godly voice ushered through my ear drums I saw a bright flashing light and my soul felt as if it was being lifted.

Galeniko took a further deep breath, as the air of a cold misty morning in London filled his lung, he muttered “Sometimes I feel like withering the storm, but other times I say I would rather waylay and molest the beast that has imagined and pent me here.”

As the falling rain trickles amongst the stones, Gals memories come bubbling out. It’s as if the rain had pierced his temples streaming through a chiselled jaw line, chaotically comes further memories. The reedy voice of the gimmicks hounding him over and over. He clenches his fist and violently punches a hole through the rusty brick walls and gurgles "Skorp, I bow down to no mortal man, not in here, not in the parking lot not anywhere"

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Re: So I'm meeting a girl from Tinder

I met a 23 year old hot little Asian college girl on Tinder...She made it way too easy to hook up, To the point where I thought she was a trap or I was being lured to be robbed or something...So I stressed out and didn't eat anything all day and was very anxious and over thinking the situation.

Turned out she was real, and realllllly hot...I met her at her dorm room and we watched game of thrones and drank Bullit Whiskey, maybe 3-4 shots sipped over an hour..

She stripped and mounted me on a chair and we grinded and made out for like 5 - 10 mins.

Then I lifted her up and dropped her on the bed, pulled down her panties and started licking her pussy and bhole and finger pounding up into her gspot until she was squirming and begged for the dick.

I laid on the bed and she started sucking it...AND NOTHING!....Not even a glimmer of a chub, not one movement or stimulation, that little fucker was completely paralyzed..

I even took 12.5mg liquid cialis earlier that day, just because I had been beating off to porn for a couple days and wanted to make sure I was 100% rock when the time came...

I explained it had NEVER happened before and that was true, I don't drink and I really rarely have sex on the very first meeting...It wasn't awkward and I was super into it, but my body wasn't I guess...

I still don't know if it was 100% the Whiskey or a combination of Whiskey, serious anxiety, and not eating a bite of food all day, but cialis did nothing...

I still haven't even fully recovered from this event, she basically said dude put your clothes on and get the fuck out...Never msg'd me again and deleted our Tinder "match" convo completely...It was a fucking disastrous nightmare I do not wish on my worst enemy...


So my words of wisdom...
Don't drink or be anxious in any way...Eat well that day, and if you don't feel 100% POSTPONE that shit to a second date to familiarize yourself with this whore...

Whiskey dick / anxiety have probably led to many a suicide...All I can say. The fact that you're already talking about the dick, and sending dick pics, and etc....You better be careful living up to those expectations lol...The body does what the fucking retarded anxious brain tells it...

She sounds like a cold hearted bitch. You are better off finding out on the first date than down the track. Don't let this ruin your confidance and self estem. I am being serious btw. This bitch isn't worth it.

Thank you Booty, I was totally out of my element lol. I am 27, healthy, don't drink, and have always been into committed relationships, and she was a slutty 23 year old in a dorm room eating macaroni and cheese and drinking whiskey...probably screwing 15 other guys from Tinder. To me I thought I wanted a "friends with benefits" situation that would last a while...After all I was attracted to her.

The worst part was the brutally painful time between the bed, and slowly getting my shit together and putting my clothes on, this all took place in a fully lit room with a stranger mind you. Just so totally mind fucked I didn't even know what was coming out of my mouth...Uhh I like you...I really want this to work, I really liked the other stuff we did...Will you call me again? "Yeah probably not" she says lol...Brutal.

I texted her "I am 99% sure it was just the alcohol, I don't drink and that has never happened before seriously" "I think you're hot and want to keep seeing you"

No response, shortly after that she deleted our "match" and text convo.

Fuck the whiskey dick this bitch made me feel like I was a fucking ugly, useless, sack of shit, that didn't even deserve a response from her, forever alone and will never make anyone happy again. lol...I'm pretty much over it by now but goddamn it was a rough week after that..Breaking into a cold sweat reliving that shit in my mind over and over, Bahhh.


But goddamn was that tiny little pussy and bhole the most delicious thing I've ever tasted...My god that may be the hardest part of it all..

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Bravo

Re: Caption the picture

a very postmodern clash between female and male values. Even though the vissy-doll is in some ways revolting, Arnold can't help but to feel love for the erratic movement in the doll's eyes. Basile enjoys a voyeuristic view of the before-mentioned both grotesque and semi-erotic setting.

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Re: Why does David Beckham have such a shitty physique?

decent everyday physique easy to maintain without any exercise or diet

Poor sob will never make it to the thong games.

[FitnessFrenzy]

i've been trying to meet with dominicana for weeks but everytime i realize i just cant fit it into my bodybuilding schedule

will try to see her tomorrow after my delt workout, have a dinner with her and raw dog that nasty ho


i think she will want to go clubbing tho

i dont want that

too much catabolism and lack of sleep and general disruption of the anabolic routine

that's unacceptable.

arms must be driven to become larger, more separated..and thicker.  at all times. if you go to a funeral...open and close the casket in a curling motion and don't become emotional and release cortisol. the person is dead and doesn't care

[solipsistic]

x

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Re: Caption this picture.

I am Dr. Phil and I have the cure for your muscles.

"I was 'pose to work the deli counter this week, but now they got me in the back, labeling this fart powder....".

[D.O.A.]

[Palpatine Q]

best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it.  re-thread the block,  spray it with brake-free,  heat it  ..blah blah.....

So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.

and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"

[anabolichalo]

best quote I ever heard in my life. my friend owns a repair shop,...and we're chilling as he replacing a water pump or some shit. so he's having a problem getting this one bolt to thread, so now it's "guy mode" and everyone has the solution. re-thread it.  re-thread the block,  spray it with brake-free,  heat it  ..blah blah.....

So he puts up his hand to "shush" us, closes his eyes, sticks his hand into the engine and just puts the fucking bolt in with his hand, perfect.

and says....."stupidity overcomes technology"

that guy was mister myagi right?

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Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

i only flex them when a hot babe asks for it

i dont flex them for any other reason in public

this pic which my hot babe asks for it and did not flex muscle.

Finished my Nikko World Heritage Tour today 

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Have you tried ronnie coleman stack no the pumps and vascularity are insane.

Is it true that each bottle comes with a dollar off future hip surgery?

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Re: Bodybuilders stigma

It was not until I had a son that I finally took serious look at my own OCD/bodybuilding/drugged lifestyle that I had been leading for 20 years.  I realized I was role modeling horrible behavior to a little kid who thought I was a god and was going to imitate me and my behavior patterns.  By the time he was around 2+ he noticed I looked different and was "big".

That was when I knew it was time to drop the lifestyle and narcissistic/abusive/unhealthy ways I had followed due to my own body dysmorphia.  Now he is 7 and I'm "normal" sized.  No regrets.