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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2950 on: November 19, 2014, 12:22:04 PM »
Re: Was Ron drinking again last night?

So now it's 46 seconds???

The last posting from your IP was less than 46 seconds ago. Please try again later.


Ron loves messing with the minions



it went from 29 seconds, to 49 seconds, now to 46 seconds.  :D



It's a moving target to keep Joon's gimmicks guessing.



I get that 46 second shit and then when I wait to post it says it's a duplicate post and won't let me do it. I've killed for less.





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2951 on: November 20, 2014, 04:48:47 AM »
Re: Bodybuilding is for ugly delusional people

maybe you should post a picture of your aesthetic godliness?



LMAO@this roided up manlet. You pin all those drugs for what? You will always have a small cock.

You will always repulse attractive women

You look 50

Your hairlines receding far as shit

And youll soon be having a heart attack :D :D :D :D

I make you look subhuman

The psychology behind what you write is too obvious, to not highlight a few 'things'.

1. Your penis is below average in length. To most men, mentioning the length of someone else's cock wouldn't enter their thoughts. For someone like you who is plagued with penis insecurity, it is a normal thought pattern.

2. You have trouble speaking to women, and when you do find a girlfriend who is willing to overlook the small penis issue (mainly because you do whatever she says) you cling to her like sad leech until you are picked off.

3. You are overweight and don't exercise, but dilude yourself into thinking that because bodybuilders take steriods, they are unhealthier than you. You eat lots of junk food (especially at night). Often times hours will go by and the cycle of 'Masturbate, wipe, eat junk, repeat' continues.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2952 on: November 20, 2014, 03:19:13 PM »
Re: Bill Cosby touched my balls while I was asleep

I figure since there are a lot of whores out to make some easy money off Cliff Huxtable that I'd like to tell my story.  It was a while back, forgot the date and location, but I was sleeping and woke up finding Bill holding my balls and squishing them while shouting "Jello Pudding".



It was Wiggs on his 12th week of keto diet, stupid.



I don't care what anyone says about Bill Cosby, he was great in The Matrix.



Wasn't it Morgan L Fishburne in Matrix?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2953 on: November 21, 2014, 02:57:20 AM »
Re: Tips to stop masturbating?

The brain gets energized when the life force is not being constantly drained through the stalk. If all you see is a dull meaningless world around you, you probably need your battery's recharged. Guys who spew their seed every day, multiple times a day have no genius or original insight in them.

My observations are very subjective, however, if I crack one off during the day I find that my motivation for 'inspired' activities such as songwriting/refurbishing our home/writing of any sort, diminishes massively. BigRo may have a point there.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2954 on: November 21, 2014, 03:54:48 AM »
Re: Dennis James said Phil Heath is the greatest Mr. O ever!

;D




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2956 on: November 21, 2014, 07:32:35 PM »

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« Reply #2957 on: November 21, 2014, 07:39:45 PM »
 :D

While that is true for a person with average looks, thebrink is a short pudgy deformed looking baldie with enormous satelite tv receiver looking ears, a chin pussy goatie and a weird gaze of an insane person. The odds of something exciting and positive happening are slim if not scientifically non existant.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2958 on: November 22, 2014, 12:34:11 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2959 on: November 22, 2014, 04:40:40 PM »
Re: Blondie 2014

I used to bodyguard for Richard Blade in the 80's and I couldn't stand that type of music. But the women were hot.

Haha



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2960 on: November 23, 2014, 12:54:11 AM »
Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!

I was talking to a bloke recently and he just didn't get what I had to say about getting bigger. His experience made him conclude

that he needed anabolic drugs to get bigger arms. No matter what I said he didn't change his beliefs. He needed testosterone. That made me wonder.

I am twice as old as this guy and my adult experience is probably 4 times what he has gone through.

I now believe it takes an expert in hypertrophy to recognize another expert. There you are. No wonder the lads here don't

listen to what I have to say. They disregard my experience and ability to solve problems. They literally have no clue about the science.

By the way, training for bigger size takes a lot of motivation. The kind of dedication that makes one finish an advanced post graduate degree, etc.

As you get bigger it seems to take incrementally more intense workouts. No wonder few overcome this barrier and get huge.

As long as I don't reinjure myself I am on course to exceed my previous largest measured arms. That was in 1999 and 18 in cold.

Previous to that I reached 18 3/4 pumped arms back in 1975.

Disbelievers, scoffers, and broscience authorities need not contaminate this thread with negativity.




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2961 on: November 23, 2014, 04:34:00 PM »
Re: Ever been hated on for being muscular/good looking/tall/tanned or all the above?

Finally!!! Someone understands what I go thru.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2962 on: November 24, 2014, 09:57:49 AM »
Re: I just figured something out. Took 56 years!

9 pages in and the "so-called" expert has yet to post his theory or article.

By the way Basile, SF1900 is absolutely right. A theory is used to explain how things work and is typically based on facts. Theories are also accepted by scientists and are generally repeatedly tested by experiments and can be used to make predictions about natural phenomena.

At best, you "probably" have a hypothesis. Hopefully, you will step down from the pedestal you built yourself and present something for us to evaluate. Realize that some of us actually have graduate degrees in different branches of science and are no strangers to research. So, we welcome your alleged theory with open arms. Also, the topic of Hypertrophy has been studied ad nauseam for hundreds of years, so at best, you're probably just regurgitating shit that was already known.

As of now, with nothing to show for all the boasting you do, you are looking like an imbecile.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2963 on: November 24, 2014, 05:10:40 PM »
Re: Today marks one full month without alcohol

At first I was scared that my life would be dull without the buzz.

Now, I have a much more positive outlook on things.

I am just genuinely happier.

(no homo)



whatabout one full month without getbig is that easier or harder than alcohol  ???



Lol, thats a good question.

I think Getbig can become a form of addiction.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2965 on: November 25, 2014, 12:02:28 PM »
Re: Jurassic World teaser just released



Makes me feel like a kid again. High expectations for this move.



In this movie, will we see Vince Basile riding a t-rex in a Gold's gym tank-top while shouting "WATCH OUT FLOTSAM!!" ?



Unfortunately, Vince Basile's theory of hypertrophy and machines will never work on a T-Rex's genetically small arms.





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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2966 on: November 26, 2014, 11:33:02 AM »
;D

The existence of gaps is an offense against God, man, and orthodonists. Man, in his eternal task to increase the spiritual propinquity between himself and his beneficent Creator, is charged with completing God's work (non-unionized) as atonement for self-incurred exile from the Garden (no more free breadsticks). Ironically, the idea of open gaps fills man with the hornies terror. Wise men like Parmenides, Plato, and Aristotle were troubled by the idea of gaps, and transferred some of their unease to the physical world through a saying the ancient sages knew like the back of their glans; namely, that nature abhors a vacuum (unless it's a cordless Dustbuster).
      Contra ancient wisdom, but no less disturbed by the notion of gaps, Galileo the Great tried to put the issue to rest. Galileo (who, during his confinement, developed a hack squat prototype based on his kinematic law of angled resistance -- although apocryphal, his jailers reported to the Pope that the father of modern science displayed very pleasing thigh sweep in his front abdominal and thigh pose) proposed that God had written the book of Nature in the language of mathematics, and, if interpreted correctly and taken to its logical limits, shows that the idea of a pure vacuum is most untenuous (True, but we must consider what conclusions might have arisen if this giant of thought had made the acquaintance of one Tbombz).
      Nevertheless, gaps, either material or in thought, must be filled: gaps in faith, gaps in knowledge, gaps in Queen Vissy's mangina (I need not remind erudite Getbiggers of Aristophanes' revealing disquisition in Plato's Symposium). Subsequently, with consideration to the question posed above, I do believe that the aggregate surface area of Master Goodrum's engorged tube can fill, if not dilate-the-shit-out-of, the hollow volume area(s) of Magister Basile's gap(s). However, I do not believe this sacred act of corking lacunae can be reciprocally performed. This is no knock against our venerable Brother Hypertrophus, but rather, as expressed in Pascal’s Pensées, "The internal vastness of Goodrum's ass frightens me." Hand to God, and with a sincere No Homo.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2968 on: November 27, 2014, 07:10:03 AM »
Re: this peter molnar dude's physique is getting more ridiculous

I measure bodyfat by looking in a mirror and saying a number that sounds reasonable

I measure bodyfat by looking in a mirror, guessing a number, and then up/downscaling that number for the getbig thread i'm involved in at the time.

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« Reply #2969 on: November 28, 2014, 03:07:43 AM »
Re: Patrick Schwarzenegger to be a father!

If it's not on TMZ it's BS.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2970 on: November 29, 2014, 01:59:36 AM »

Have you considered selling pieces of yourself to the high end leather industry?


You would look great as a pair of chukka boots or a panerai strap.





I know it's hard being fat. Try working out and eating less.

I am flattered that you keep pics of me handy.



pipe down sister.



Coming from someone who comes on a thread about Steve and immediately taps into his collection of pictures of my body.

Over 6,000 posts in 10 months.

Are there "things"?

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« Reply #2971 on: November 29, 2014, 08:16:11 AM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

Flex your mind muscle too!



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2972 on: November 29, 2014, 11:37:44 AM »
Re: Steroid users, have you come to terms with living to 60-70 at best?

Here's what I don't understand....

How come AnabolicHalo pretends to love bodybuilding so much, but now decides to log into this gimmick account with the same IP address he has used before in order bash bodybuilding?

Halo, why are you using this juicemachine gimmick to now bash bodybuilding?

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As a matter of fact those guys are the biggest hypocrites and wish they could look like a bodybuilder. They however cannot and so they self medicate themselves with dojo bravado.

It takes a  really fucked up person to keep trolling hee with gimmics just days after  his baby died


It takes a really fucked up person to lie that your baby has died and go this far with it.


so if its all a lie or not he is still a real mental case that needs to seek some professional help.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2973 on: November 29, 2014, 12:29:44 PM »
Re: When Getbig interferes with your personal life.

Have you ever wanted to do a Getbigger move in real life? Here is something I wanted to do today to a girl, but I pussied out.  :-\



yeah, I do it all the time.   I just understand i'm on a higher plane than most around me.  My kid was raised on getbigspeak.  "Epic serving size, mom" when he doesn't see enough food, and "Brutal coordination" when his cousin trips, for example.

My belief is that we can raise our youth to understand and use the vernacular and aggressive personal interaction styles, and doing so will make the world a better place. 

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