Author Topic: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos  (Read 1410008 times)

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3000 on: December 16, 2014, 04:38:47 PM »
Re: Meghan Trainor how will you rate this chick ?

This Megan trainor whore is a vile, fat, disgusting, stinking cu nt, makes matters worse as she made a song that encourages obesity.

That being said I'd still fuck her and cum all over her fat greedy bin lid sized face

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3001 on: December 17, 2014, 05:53:00 AM »
Re: Sex Board...... Random Pic Thread


You pick:
Breaking a nut or Busting a nut
???


Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29964
  • Expunged
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3002 on: December 18, 2014, 04:46:02 PM »
my girl  likes to talk to her sister on the phone while im banging her doggy style ???she makes moaning sounds so her sister can hear her. they talk in spanish(colombian) so i dont know what the fuck they r talking about but i just keep plowing away till i bust a nut, then i let out a roar like a lion and  i walk back to my bed and sleep

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 71381
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3003 on: December 18, 2014, 06:45:25 PM »
we are all glad to see you here, Wes.  :)

^^
 :)
Thanks fella`s.....great to be back!!


Happy Holidays!

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3004 on: December 19, 2014, 04:01:49 AM »
Thanks fella`s.....great to be back!!


Happy Holidays!

You're welcome! Happy Holidays (and a stable www connection) for you as well, Jedi of Wisdom 8)

visualizeperfection

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 11059
  • Getbig sponsored athlete.
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3005 on: December 20, 2014, 02:05:49 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy link=topic=480508.msg7865615#




DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3006 on: December 20, 2014, 01:15:35 PM »
Re: Man spends  $150K to look like Kim Kardashian

WYHI ?







Matt T looking fierce

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3007 on: December 20, 2014, 02:56:34 PM »
Post of the year 2014 nomination!

Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*



Rambone

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 23356
  • Lifetime Natty
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3008 on: December 20, 2014, 07:35:16 PM »
Post of the year 2014 nomination!

Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*


No doubt

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3009 on: December 21, 2014, 02:10:35 AM »
Re: *Hitler Melts Over Getbig: 2014 Version*

A great homage!




FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3010 on: December 21, 2014, 05:44:50 AM »
Re: Do you guys eat pussy?

yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell



x2

I also like to fill up the thong with them juices, really rub the flavor and moisture in there, then when im banging i like to wear the thong around my neck like a chain, sometimes i pull the crotch zone up over my nose like im a bandit about to rob a bank, gets me super horny



i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites id be sniffing the bandana while im stroking my meat with my other hand,oh yea i really busted a nut quick doing that.then when she came back on the weekend again ill get it all wet again with some fresh pussy juice and repeat the process

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3011 on: December 21, 2014, 09:46:40 AM »
Re: Bonus Getbig parody video: Mouth of Avesher



FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3012 on: December 21, 2014, 02:02:02 PM »
Re: Do you guys eat pussy?

Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.

Schnauzer

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 4895
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3013 on: December 21, 2014, 02:06:41 PM »
Quote
Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.

This is Gilbert Gottfried's joke.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3014 on: December 22, 2014, 03:17:27 AM »
IronMeister.....you truly have a place at the table with the Getbig Legends. ;D

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas

Thespritz0

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3530
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3016 on: December 22, 2014, 10:45:27 AM »

^^
Whomever made this is a TRUE CREATIVE GENIUS...
#1 WINNER of 2014 BEST VIDEO ON GETBIG!!!!!!!!!!

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #3017 on: December 22, 2014, 10:56:20 AM »

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3018 on: December 23, 2014, 02:03:45 AM »
Re: I HAS A NEW PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





you've regressed wackdaddy, need to stop sitting around smoking dope with that pale chick. 



wrong TIME WESCOTT and SAMI THE BLACKSMITY i think are moving in on my girl




never mind the hoes- where's the furniture?


FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3019 on: December 23, 2014, 02:33:34 AM »
Re: Beyonce joining the ranks

of colored "twerkers"





Didn't a Getbigger's friend or friend of a friend work on a boat she was on and say they buried their face in her bikini bottoms and it supposedly reeked of seafood that had been sitting in the sun?????



Almost regurgitated my BCAA shake  :-X

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3020 on: December 23, 2014, 04:55:53 AM »
Re: Good morning

Sorry I haven't been posting as often as I would love to ...

But I'll be here trying to "keep up"....


And of course Hoping to see more bodybuilding related topics on this board .

When hippo ligths up a cigarette is he schmoeking then?

DroppingPlates

  • Competitors II
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49987
  • Team Pocahontas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3021 on: December 24, 2014, 01:40:31 AM »
Video: This is Getbig! (music video bonus)



FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3023 on: December 24, 2014, 02:58:42 PM »
Re: Masturbation

i got caught by my buddys mother day,this was back in 95 or so. he let me sleep over his house cause we where drinking and he didnt think it was a good idea for me to drive home,i didnt think it was a great idea either. he says u can sleep on the couch in the living room and hands me the remote,i hear him go to his bedroom and i flick on a porno on cinemax and start slamming it,next thing i know i had that feeling someone was watching me but i looked around and didnt see no one. i start stroking it again and this time i hear a noise and i turn around and shes(his mom) standing there watching me,im all embarrassed now and start covering up my cock and she says(be quiet) and comes over to me and starts watching tv with me. she said what channel was the porno on u where just watching?i said 355 and she put it on, my cock was rock hard at this point and i said fuck and just grabbed her hand and put it on my cock.she said u cant say nothing to no one,i said ok,she said u got any more coke,i said yes and broke out afew lines,she knew i sold her son coke and that i prolly had some left over that i didnt sell. she did afew lines and started blowing me really loud and i was alittle nervous her son would wake up, i started moaning also and next thing i know the lights come on full blast in the living room and its my buddy standing there crying with tears coming down his face yelling at his mom,calling her a cheap whore and a slut.i pretended i was sleeping and didnt know she was blowing me,so i started snoring real loud,he starts yelling at me saying dont try to fool me you MOTHER FUCKER u,u where awake and u let her suck your johnson.i got scared cause i know he has a gun upstairs in his room so i started heading for the door,he starts running upstairs saying im gonna get u know.i jump in my trans am and tear off and i heard pop,pop,pop,pop, when i was halfway down the street,im thinking he smoked his mom or something.i called the cops and said i heard gunshots at this adress and i hung up. i found out from another freind of our that everyone was ok and no one was hurt

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29269
  • faux pas
Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3024 on: December 25, 2014, 12:38:42 PM »
Re: Merry Xmas Getbig

May you reach your goals in schmoe desirability in 2015!






A fully grown man who still makes cock shapes out of things? Fucking hell denari this explains a lot