i got caught by my buddys mother day,this was back in 95 or so. he let me sleep over his house cause we where drinking and he didnt think it was a good idea for me to drive home,i didnt think it was a great idea either. he says u can sleep on the couch in the living room and hands me the remote,i hear him go to his bedroom and i flick on a porno on cinemax and start slamming it,next thing i know i had that feeling someone was watching me but i looked around and didnt see no one. i start stroking it again and this time i hear a noise and i turn around and shes(his mom) standing there watching me,im all embarrassed now and start covering up my cock and she says(be quiet) and comes over to me and starts watching tv with me. she said what channel was the porno on u where just watching?i said 355 and she put it on, my cock was rock hard at this point and i said fuck and just grabbed her hand and put it on my cock.she said u cant say nothing to no one,i said ok,she said u got any more coke,i said yes and broke out afew lines,she knew i sold her son coke and that i prolly had some left over that i didnt sell. she did afew lines and started blowing me really loud and i was alittle nervous her son would wake up, i started moaning also and next thing i know the lights come on full blast in the living room and its my buddy standing there crying with tears coming down his face yelling at his mom,calling her a cheap whore and a slut.i pretended i was sleeping and didnt know she was blowing me,so i started snoring real loud,he starts yelling at me saying dont try to fool me you MOTHER FUCKER u,u where awake and u let her suck your johnson.i got scared cause i know he has a gun upstairs in his room so i started heading for the door,he starts running upstairs saying im gonna get u know.i jump in my trans am and tear off and i heard pop,pop,pop,pop, when i was halfway down the street,im thinking he smoked his mom or something.i called the cops and said i heard gunshots at this adress and i hung up. i found out from another freind of our that everyone was ok and no one was hurt
May you reach your goals in schmoe desirability in 2015!
A fully grown man who still makes cock shapes out of things? Fucking hell denari this explains a lot
Merry christmas!
Doesn't work - I have been trying that for years.
Honestly, even in my wildest days of my youth, I was so paranoid with my seed. I've seen men nearly lose their Presidency, lose their boxing titles, based upon the simple word of an accuser and a skirt full of spunk. I've seen women use kids as pawns. I've seen dudes get wasted by jealous ex's after being a revenge hookup. I've seen crazy girls do crazy things. I've seen dudes get smacked in the head with a brick in an alley by a dude after his hot girlfriend lured a man outside for a quickie, robbed and left. I've never had a 1-night stand.... always vetted them, got to know girls, kept it 2nd or 3rd base until I knew it was safe - no crazy ex's, no false accusers, etc. I missed out on lots of play, no doubt, lots of fun... BUT at the same time, I stayed safe. I have trust issues lol...
Good post. That's why I never ejaculated inside a woman's vajaja. I did blow a few loads up the fart locker, but the only thing born from that is a 10" turd. I never had kids and guys like Ronnie are having plenty...it all evens out.
Something really off with these recent planes disappearing
Hard to find them when they all look the same.
When I take a piss in the kitchen sink I'm going to start moving the plates before I do
New cake making accessory for playdoh set
How long did it take the doctors to remove it from your rectum when you accidentally "slipped and fell" on it?
Quite a while, they were preoccupied for 3 hours trying to remove a fire hydrant from yours
Those 2 replies had me rolling
This isn't "great" but this is about 3 years and 50lb difference
I thought I was going to learn how to catch butterflies and ride a horse without a saddle.I should have known better.
When you see it
That's actually Mason Cutler, Jay's (and Ray) younger brother.
Mason always respected the law. With his 76 iQ, he just made the grade for acceptance with Rochester police dept. (They've raised their standards since the good ol' days...)
As requested by SF1900
Joel really likes shemales with advanced Palumboism, he can avoid looking at their faces while they're in his motel room and imagine it's his former boss squatting down and dropping a deuce on his flabby chest.
So you don't think the Mussos would find this one funny then?
Bryan Brown
Not a Kai fan, but this is pretty cool...
Makes sense. Kai Greene whispering in your ear while watching football. I could not imagine an activity more homo-erotic than this. ESPN seems to know their audience quite well.
He made wine with that grapefruit juice, good for kai
