Keep digging yourself into a ditch.

Yes, because a poor guy from Sylva, NC is going to be a top executive for Goldman Sachs, conducting all of his business from his remote location in Sylva, NC.
Yup, brilliant.

The only way Vince is going to make more than $21,000 a year is to move to a better location with more jobs. Unfortunately, he most likely does not have the know-how to conduct business remotely. No one is going to hire him for that lol. Lets be realistic here.

And yes, there are people working from a remote location, who are successful, just not some poor guy living in a trailer without a college education. Be realistic.
Well if he doesn't know how to conduct business remotely and no one is going to hire him based on his current skill set, education, intelligence, or aptitude.....then his employment problem sure as hell isn't because of his geographical location.
So which ditch exactly am I digging myself into?
I get it, you're always the guy who takes the counter-point position, so I will be blunt about Goodrum.
In the immortal words of Dean Wormer, fat, broke, lazy, gay, and dumb are no way to go through life son.