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[FitnessFrenzy]

I got my haircut by a milf this morning.  I put my two fingers out, resting my hand upside down on my knee.  Not sure if she knew it was my fingers she was grinding on, but it was nice.

 

I get a boner when I'm getting a haircut all the time.    Makes the dude mad uncomfortable.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: What is your net worth?

I've put all my funds into a white towel venture in Uganda. will let you know how that goes.

It's easy to talk the talk.

I actually went to Uganda a couple of months back and fulfilled my lifelong ambition.

[BigCyp]

Hahaha I hated that fucking car.

Well at least the handwriting still matches the 'BigCyp imposter' 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hahaha I hated that fucking car.

Well at least the handwriting still matches the 'BigCyp imposter' 

What was wrong with it?

[BigCyp]

What was wrong with it?

Bought it for the wife, who kept going on about her friend's A4. So I traded in a beautiful black E Class, and got her the A4 Black edition in the picture. It's not a horrible car, but the interior feautures, the space inside the car, added extras etc were a massive downgrade.

Within 6 months the Mrs was moaning that she really misses how 'classy' her Merc was compared to the A4 so I picked her up a new C Class instead (I'm sure I posted a picture of the C Class in the pic thread on the UK Board).

[Skorp1o]

(I'm sure I posted a picture of the C Class in the pic thread on the UK Board).

You did, but we were more interested in your Mrs arse in tight jeans walking by the car.

[FitnessFrenzy]

You did, but we were more interested in your Mrs arse in tight jeans walking by the car.

Parker would be more interested in the car.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: training with mister o...

Is that Mike's "girlfriend"?

No that's actually  Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I think a lot of people  are making this assumption because he's holding the leashed dog.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Has Getbig changed your daily life?

[muscleman-2013]

FAIL

The  name of your upcoming autobiography?

[DroppingPlates]

Quoting yourself here is double fail

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Getbigger Scott Storch is broke has a $100 bucks in cash left

You see this more in the last several decades because now people who aren't necessarily very smart are becoming millionaires pretty much overnight.

It used to be that only smart businessmen became very wealthy, and it was usually a slow process. And they generally taught their offspring how to handle such wealth. Of course there have always been "idiot sons".

Nowadays, you have kids just out of high school signing multi-million dollar contracts to play ball, plus endorsements, etc. As we all know it often doesn't end well. That goes for various professions in the "entertainment" industries as well.

http://www.wyattresearch.com/article/five-reasons-professional-athletes-go-broke/

[Dave D]

Re: training with mister o...

Thanks FF.

Making this list is the Getbig equivalent of being on Oscar Schindler's list.

I'm honored.

[Automation]

Quoting yourself here is double fail

[FitnessFrenzy]

Thanks FF.

Making this list is the Getbig equivalent of being on Oscar Schindler's list.

I'm honored.

I only continue posting in this thread because of all the positive feedback I get from you guys. If you didn't like this thread, I wouldn't bother.

I also try to be as objective and non-biased as I can, and I will add posts from Shizzo, Basile, Goodrum or whoever has made a good, interesting or funny post.  
DroppingPlates also makes a lot of solid contributions to this thread.

[DroppingPlates]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: JP Fux looking healthy

Would still score well in clubs.

The IFBB reaper will return to claim a kidney at least.  Broken knees aren't enough.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Has Getbig changed your daily life?

I was straight before........now, I don't know.

[Knooger]

I only continue posting in this thread because of all the positive feedback I get from you guys. If you didn't like this thread, I wouldn't bother.

I also try to be as objective and non-biased as I can, and I will add posts from Shizzo, Basile, Goodrum or whoever has made a good, interesting or funny post.  
DroppingPlates also makes a lot of solid contributions to this thread.

I check this thread all the time. I find gold in here that I would miss otherwise.

[FitnessFrenzy]

What are you talking about? I merely post my opinions here. I have done more in the industry than anyone else who posts here. Champion, gym owner, equipment inventor and manufacturer, theorist, writer, photographer, judge, bodybuilding organisation, weightlifter, power lifter, pinch grip champion, Internet warrior. There you are.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: had two bad workouts in a row

i dont know what a bad workout means.

I don't know what a workout means.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hello Walter. I'm back. How was your Memorial day? Since Waimanalo Beach was recently voted the number one beach in the world, and I'm just about 25 minutes away, how could I resist? I had hope to take a few minutes out of my day to bully you around a bit but I forgot all about you. I apologize.

I can see that you had another fulfilling day on GetBig. Carpe Diem, brother. Carpe Diem. Living life to the fullest in front of your computer.

I at least hope that by giving you a break from the daily bitch slapping I give you freed up some time for you to catch up on your kiddie porn. I expect some more of your imaginative and well thought out gay sex fantasies from you in the future.

Aren't you the lost, elderly weirdo who disappeared to some creepy drug cult a while back?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Bodybuilder Peter Putnam in Uganda

Some Getbiggers get to live the dream and travel to Uganda:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152500169555813&set=a.463879320812.261552.628245812&type=1&theater

Lock up the Ugandan women, for Peter has a wandering eye.

That's the solution to undereducation and malnutrition: a roided American with no back flexing his biceps.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: vince goodrum- non-sexual?

Just another day for the Getbig floatsam to rip on our resident entrepreneurial genius Melvin. How can one forget the day when Keith exposed Melvin as a gay man in love with another bloke who calls himself Queen Vissy? Lucky for me I maintain a scrapbook dedicated entirely to Melvin that's about 6000 pages thick and therefore, won't forget any trivial detail about him.

Where is Melvin and why isn't he defending himself here? Guess he must be working on another business venture to add to the long string of ventures he's started over the years. Maybe someone should tell him making a business thrive is not as easy as getting a fake Doctorate from an online theological college that hands out such accolades to blokes like him for a small price.

I could say more, but I've got a stranger's funeral to crash in a couple of hours. Someone please post a B&W pic of the 3 stooges for me.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Getbig Ownings

Shizzo owned us all when he wasn't actually dead. Some companies actually have a minimum cancellation period for party bookings.