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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3425 on: July 12, 2015, 01:47:17 PM »
Yup.  British "humour" may be too dry for some but at least it ain't "humid"!   ;D

Funniest shit ever.

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« Reply #3426 on: July 12, 2015, 01:47:37 PM »
i hate monty python

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« Reply #3427 on: July 12, 2015, 01:50:44 PM »
Noted.

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« Reply #3428 on: July 12, 2015, 01:51:03 PM »
i hate monty python

That's not a problem but you can't beat a Norwegian Blue, ya know. ;D


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« Reply #3429 on: July 12, 2015, 02:00:25 PM »
I know its from a topic in 2011 but I miss my friend and he was the probably the smartest man I know.  And the funniest.



PIP Reeves, I remember his sharp-minded posts

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« Reply #3430 on: July 12, 2015, 02:02:42 PM »
I know its from a topic in 2011 but I miss my friend and he was the probably the smartest man I know.  And the funniest.

Did you know him personally or just here?

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« Reply #3431 on: July 12, 2015, 02:11:08 PM »
Re: 2015 Olympia - Predictions on the Mr. Olympia

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By the Butt of the Buddha, what a bloated mess.


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« Reply #3432 on: July 12, 2015, 02:15:06 PM »
Did you know him personally or just here?

We were friends but he ran in a totally different circle than I could ever aspire to.  He and my mom taught me to write/compose but I am no match for him in so many ways, LOL! 

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« Reply #3433 on: July 12, 2015, 09:38:39 PM »
i hate monty python
^^
You have to watch it after enjoying some 420, without that it isn't the same...

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« Reply #3434 on: July 12, 2015, 10:54:33 PM »
^^
You have to watch it after enjoying some 420, without that it isn't the same...

No, not at all. You're confusing smart comedy with some abstract psychedelic bullshit like Eraserhead, Fear and Loathing, Into the Void, The Wall, etc. More visceral stuff.

In fact, Grail has way too much subtlety and nuance to fully appreciate stoned. All Gilliam's films are fairly sophisticated that way (except maybe Time Bandits).

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« Reply #3435 on: July 13, 2015, 03:27:15 PM »
Lol! How does Adam (true adonis) support himself? No one could take him seriously.



He is one odd fucker . . . In a thread about boots board members wear, he posted a pic of these. He claim to restore vintage leathers for a living. There is a posted pic of he and his girlfriend Jessabelle walking two fruity dogs, he claims to have owned many exotic automobiles ( lotus was mentioned,) wrote endless stories of his Grandfather ( in the 2nd person ) and now this claim to carry a fruity gun. He has spent his time trying to cultivate an image as a gentile southern gentleman when in fact he is just a nazi cross dresser ( there are pics.)

Unreal.

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« Reply #3436 on: July 14, 2015, 02:36:55 AM »
Re: pm question re Goodrum and his mate.


Unless I decide to re-enlist in the Army, I won't be visiting anytime soon.  But they would problaby hang you first after looking at you.  With that ponytail of yours and your lilly white ass, you'd be strung up first.

BTW, Blacks and Arabs usually get along since we're next door neighbors.  I actually plan to visit Bahrain and Dubai next year.


we wont see you back  :'(



Nobody would mess with me in those countries. 

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« Reply #3437 on: July 14, 2015, 12:36:32 PM »
Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass

I was on my morning run when this hot babe whistles at me from a BMW. I walked over to her window and she said "you have a very nice ass. I'd give you my number but you'll probably just file it with the other thousand numbers girls hand to you." We shared a laugh and got back to my run.


reading this using the wifi in my Lear jet


Big deal...I've got the same reaction from older men  bending over in the gym sauna  ;)


Did somebody say "ass"?



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« Reply #3438 on: July 14, 2015, 01:42:13 PM »
Re: A hot chick whistled at me this morning and said I had a nice ass





BMC & Kwon would be off the charts..

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« Reply #3439 on: July 15, 2015, 01:59:40 AM »
Woman's Butt Implants Explode while doing squats at gym

Serena Beuford, 27, was working out for an Instagram video when she heard a loud pop. Soon after, she fell to the floor screaming in agony... saying that her butt was gone. According to Beuford's sister Jackie, Serena had visited an unlicensed clinic to get a 64-inch bottom. She said her sister wanted to become famous on Instagram. That clinic is now under investigation. Doctors said Beuford will require extensive medical procedures to repair the damage caused by the implants. The eruption of her implants caused severe damage to her rectum, colon, and lower intestines.

http://www.news4sanantonio.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/Woman-39-s-butt-implants-explode-while-doing-squats-at-gym-161998.shtml

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« Reply #3440 on: July 17, 2015, 03:11:50 AM »

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« Reply #3441 on: July 20, 2015, 02:33:28 PM »
Re: Phil Heat gone nuts!

So Phil Heath knows the future and says that he will win his 5th Sandow?
So he's some type of  Nostrildomus, huh?

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« Reply #3442 on: July 20, 2015, 03:13:36 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #3444 on: July 27, 2015, 06:34:26 AM »
Re: Matt Kroc comes out as Trans gender...??

It went under the radar a bit here, but my best mate came out as transgender to me a few weeks back. Crazy shit for sure.

It must feel awkward to give 'her' a 'bro' hug

It's all kinds of awkward. He isn't dressing as a woman full time yet, but I have always treated all people equally so when he comes round for a beer I get him to do the dishes and ironing etc.

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« Reply #3445 on: July 27, 2015, 06:36:39 AM »
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 ;D

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« Reply #3446 on: July 28, 2015, 03:57:12 AM »
Re: music today................... ..

You gotta get yourself an mp3 player. Gym music is just too distracting it's so bad, I get mad but not mad in the good way, just mad it's so terrible and girly.

Mp3 player will save you from this madness. Or fuck it... Just bring a portable CD player, not do dogpile the jokes, but I'm sure at you're age, you don't give a shit, lol!

I used a mini disc player for the longest time, loved that thing.

What is this MP3 player you speak of? Are you in possession of a time machine allowing you to access future technologies? Please tell us more!

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« Reply #3447 on: August 02, 2015, 04:03:57 AM »
Re: "el chapo" finally arrested

To a cocksucking loser like you, yep..

meet me buddy. I'm in southern California... not too hard to find, either.

feel free to PM me your phone number.

you know there's free apps like TextFree or Pringer for smartphones... so your coward-ass doesn't even need to use your own number.

i'll be waiting.... actually, I won't be waiting. because I know your bitch ass won't do a damn thing and you know deep down.. hell, not even deep down, it's right on the surface, that if you were dumb enough to meet up and call me a "cocksucking loser" to my face, getbig would never 'hear' from you sissy ass again.... or maybe they would, when they all get a good laugh outta seeing you on spankwire getting buttfucked by one of my 380lb clients/customers in exchange for a few kits of serostim. bitch.

kind regards, punk bitch. pm me.

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« Reply #3448 on: August 04, 2015, 06:43:38 AM »
LOL. The last time I showed someone some bodybuilding photos was Vince Gironda in October 1968 at his gym. I had some photos developed of Arnold. So Vince tells me to fetch them from my car. When I did he said, "Hey, here's a guy who carries photos of guys in his wallet!" Vince was impressed with his own wit so he repeated what he said but louder so everyone in the gym could hear. For some reason I instantly disliked the guy and never showed photos of blokes to anyone since!

I still look big enough so don't have to resort to old photos to impress muscleheads.


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« Reply #3449 on: August 04, 2015, 12:03:38 PM »
The thread that keeps on giving!   ;D