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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3451 on: July 27, 2015, 06:34:26 AM »
Re: Matt Kroc comes out as Trans gender...??

It went under the radar a bit here, but my best mate came out as transgender to me a few weeks back. Crazy shit for sure.

It must feel awkward to give 'her' a 'bro' hug

It's all kinds of awkward. He isn't dressing as a woman full time yet, but I have always treated all people equally so when he comes round for a beer I get him to do the dishes and ironing etc.

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« Reply #3452 on: July 27, 2015, 06:36:39 AM »
Re: Matt Kroc comes out as Trans gender...??


 ;D

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« Reply #3453 on: July 28, 2015, 03:57:12 AM »
Re: music today................... ..

You gotta get yourself an mp3 player. Gym music is just too distracting it's so bad, I get mad but not mad in the good way, just mad it's so terrible and girly.

Mp3 player will save you from this madness. Or fuck it... Just bring a portable CD player, not do dogpile the jokes, but I'm sure at you're age, you don't give a shit, lol!

I used a mini disc player for the longest time, loved that thing.

What is this MP3 player you speak of? Are you in possession of a time machine allowing you to access future technologies? Please tell us more!

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« Reply #3454 on: August 02, 2015, 04:03:57 AM »
Re: "el chapo" finally arrested

To a cocksucking loser like you, yep..

meet me buddy. I'm in southern California... not too hard to find, either.

feel free to PM me your phone number.

you know there's free apps like TextFree or Pringer for smartphones... so your coward-ass doesn't even need to use your own number.

i'll be waiting.... actually, I won't be waiting. because I know your bitch ass won't do a damn thing and you know deep down.. hell, not even deep down, it's right on the surface, that if you were dumb enough to meet up and call me a "cocksucking loser" to my face, getbig would never 'hear' from you sissy ass again.... or maybe they would, when they all get a good laugh outta seeing you on spankwire getting buttfucked by one of my 380lb clients/customers in exchange for a few kits of serostim. bitch.

kind regards, punk bitch. pm me.

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« Reply #3455 on: August 04, 2015, 06:43:38 AM »
LOL. The last time I showed someone some bodybuilding photos was Vince Gironda in October 1968 at his gym. I had some photos developed of Arnold. So Vince tells me to fetch them from my car. When I did he said, "Hey, here's a guy who carries photos of guys in his wallet!" Vince was impressed with his own wit so he repeated what he said but louder so everyone in the gym could hear. For some reason I instantly disliked the guy and never showed photos of blokes to anyone since!

I still look big enough so don't have to resort to old photos to impress muscleheads.


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« Reply #3456 on: August 04, 2015, 12:03:38 PM »
The thread that keeps on giving!   ;D

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« Reply #3457 on: August 04, 2015, 03:09:24 PM »
Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?



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« Reply #3458 on: August 07, 2015, 12:09:59 AM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

Staying positive is one of the hardest fights !



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« Reply #3459 on: August 07, 2015, 03:03:08 AM »
Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?


I made that gif  :)

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« Reply #3460 on: August 07, 2015, 04:40:38 AM »

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« Reply #3461 on: August 07, 2015, 06:02:54 AM »
Re: Size (fat) acceptance?!?!?

What a dream job, being able to browse fatties all day and delete them hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!!!!! Shame I can't delete my wife :-\ Only joking, she wouldn't fit in the windows recycling bin

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« Reply #3462 on: August 08, 2015, 09:01:38 AM »
Re: Contest day

Reresenting getbig

Color ready (Pro Tan)



Which swimming contest are you attending?

What is the contest? The most anorectic man in Romania?

Is this an illegal immigrant just got off a dingy? Looks like he has been out at sea surviving on rainwater and seagull shit for 8 weeks.

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« Reply #3463 on: August 11, 2015, 11:14:59 AM »
Re: What song do you want played at your funeral?

I'm going to have the Tetris theme music played at my funeral, just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground.

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« Reply #3464 on: August 11, 2015, 02:29:51 PM »
Re: tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...

I did not know that the bunny suit had a hole in the ass until I posted it on getbig and it was pointed out to me.

I had even posted it on my facebook. I did not know it had a hole there.

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« Reply #3465 on: August 11, 2015, 04:57:09 PM »
tips from ex wanna be BB'r ...

Don'ts...

1) don't waste your life focusing on your """physique"""   

2) don't waste your days by eating a million pre-made, itemized, specific meals.

3) don't waste your workouts by getting fancy.


Do's....

1) do enjoy your life, be comfortable in your own skin, seek God/truth/spirituality...  (find Him in Jesus)

2) do eat like a normal person. the only difference I would say is to make sure to eat a decent portion of meat each day.

3) do basic exercises. pushups, pull ups, sprints.



Tbombz:

Steals from parents, takes recreational drugs, lies, cheats, unprotected sex, promiscuous sex, takes steroids, etc.

Gives advice to other people.

Oh, the irony.  :D :D

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« Reply #3466 on: August 13, 2015, 04:21:26 AM »
Re: 2015 - Year of Glory

I think you mean 2015 - Year of the glory hole

Seems you bounced back after your supposed baby died.

Say this to my face and see what happenes you degenerate homosexual

You won't even show your face on here. Your kid supposedly died and the next day your narcissistic skinny ass is bragging about himself and girlfriends. Blow me. You deserve NO respect and those that give it to you can blow me too.

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« Reply #3467 on: August 13, 2015, 08:42:39 AM »
TRULY INDEED

i went to her when she was standing outside a club

and i say without much introduction

WHERE IS YOUR MAN?

and she said "i dont have a man"

i said "i dont have a woman, how interesting, let's go inside and dance"

she said ok

and we danced and she groped my arms, i could tell she was studying my bicep veins as she sat down next to me holding my arm

this is when i smiled ear to ear

telling myself

LIVING THE DREAM HALO LIVING THE DREAM


later she asked where i live, she was disappointed it was a 20 km away as teenagers have small minds since they think in terms of walking on foot and public transportation

i said dont worry it's just a 15 minute smooth ride in my merc, women love merc

she thought i was joking

later when we were in parking area and i remote opened my car and the lights blared on she was all mine

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« Reply #3468 on: August 13, 2015, 03:12:29 PM »
Re: 24 Hours--My BLUNT Thread

look junior lets get this shit straight in the open.

I take over that land in the spring. I am absolutely gone 80-90% of the time when that happens. My online time will be gone, as it has started already with the garbaging of all my social media. I have less than zero interest in meeting you in person. A loudmouth hard drug using drinking arrogant twat who thinks he is "solid" and the big man? Cmon, lets be real. Im as straight up as anyone, other than stringing you along for $$$$. Now its time to say see you, theres no interest or use on my end to talking to you. You have no added benefit to my life. Accept  it, move on blah blah. And learn to be unemotional. I am really getting good at it, and by spring will have it to a science.

get over yourself


I own your mind.

I control you.

You belong to me.

Simmer down

and make me a cup of tea, milk, 2 sugars

 :o



anyways, youre trying to be funny but obviously arent at all

I honestly would have never strung you if you had been real, told the truth, not been a wanna be gangster (the worst part of it), and not been such a pussy.

you think I am joking and that you will contact me on viber and all will be good,....no man, not this time. Plus my forum is now closed as you will see. Youre friendless joon.

You notice there was a highly supported thread to bring me back here, but not for you. People only wanted you gone. think about it. People dont respect a bullshitter, a wanna be, a pussy. People respect the truth

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« Reply #3469 on: August 13, 2015, 06:18:50 PM »

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« Reply #3470 on: August 14, 2015, 11:26:11 AM »
Re: three week transformation

I start on Monday



don't upload any face pics please

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« Reply #3471 on: August 14, 2015, 02:21:35 PM »
ya Gee, cause ya, he's a real person,.........ya I had nothing to do with it.

oh btw

Joon asked me to ask you to add him back to viber.

Joon needs to realize its not a joke
I genuinely dont like and never did like him
it was all a play for money. Anyone who uses hard drugs will always get the shitty end of the deal with me

I also dont believe he should own a dog. No drug user should own animals

he  can die in a puddle of his own vomit for all i care



Gee would put you in a coffin within 5 minutes if you ever disrespect him to his face.
Trust me he is very real.

Your opinion is of no consequence to me, don't like me don't talk to me and fuck off.

Your boring.



Gee wouldnt put ice cream in a cone cause he isnt real
I'll start a gofund me page for you to do an overdose and die. Not like anyone likes you anyways.
Youre just a solid candidate to easily get money from. I got more than I thought from you, that 500 I got when Bella took you for a ride is in there too.
We laughed at you many times, as our conversations showed.

youre so gullible and stupid. Go stick your fake gangster gee's cock in your mouth


Listen, you are completely wrong about him, absolutely wrong....booty is wrong as well.
Answer me this.

Did he or did he not offer to call you on the phone private number, yes or no?
You refused to take his call. I have spoken with him several times.
He always had your back over the years and u sold him out and started snooping on his and other people's pm's on your site.

I thought u were remotely intelligent but the more I think about it I realize you are actually pretty stupid person sometimes.
How can someone be "fake" or a "gimmick" when their shit is a matter of public record???
It's like me saying John Gotti is a gimmick....lmfao.

If I wanna do drugs, il do drugs, my business, my life...nothing to do with you...doesn't concern you. I only smoke weed these days anyway.
And lets not forget you used to take steroids so stop being a hypocrite.

Tu Holmes was kind and gracious enough to send you a laptop when u needed it.
Were you taking him for a ride as well???

How about Alex and all the help he has given you over the years. U went spastic on Alex few weeks ago cos "he was drinking too much" ...oh brother.... and he told me you were acting up and pissing him off..not everyone is T total like you or has your issues and is allowed to enjoy life, have friends and be social.

I asked you not to out simons info, u did anyway.
I asked you not to disrespect Gee or fuck with him, u did anyway.


You are acting up again, snap out it. If it makes you happy to think you are taking me for a ride so be it.
You know what I would gladly help you out again if you needed it.

Cos I am not a vindictive dick like you when ur are in one of your bi polar moods and look I understand u can't help it.
Not being patronizing or disrespectful to you at all, I take mental health issues seriously as you very well know and had to deal with the same shit u are pulling off with Sarah for many years.

So snap out it, I am not going to fight with you. I have no interest and I won't even mention your name when u are not allowed to post, cos I ain't a dick like that or a Shizzo.

Apologize to me when u are ready and that will be the end of it and if not, no problem it doesn't bother me either.

But in all seriousness you absolutely owe Gee an apology.


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« Reply #3472 on: August 15, 2015, 09:02:13 AM »

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« Reply #3473 on: August 15, 2015, 10:14:40 AM »

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« Reply #3474 on: August 17, 2015, 04:48:27 AM »
Re: Getbig poems

O the grand old life of Coach
Who shouts, while men lift weights
He makes them squat
Past 90 degrees
So he can talk with them
face to face. 



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Have you any threads?
Yes sir, yes sir, 3 pages full.

Some for the backslaps,
Some for the fame,
and some just for UKJeff,
Who lives in my brain.