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« Reply #3925 on: April 23, 2016, 03:10:16 AM »
Re: Roman Gladiators were REAL ALPHA MALES

Bodybuilding is one in foundation and roots; it doesn't have an alternative story to suit your taste.


Points well taken, but I have to side with Wiggs and Rascal Full on this one: the "roots" of bodybuilding and its current "branches" are not necessarily homosexual.

The concepts of homosexuality and homoeroticism are often conflated. While the concept of the latter is inherent in the concept of the former, the former is not, per se, contained within the latter. On the one hand, homosexuality involves sexual activity between members of the same (homo) sex, which does include a form of male desire (eros). On the other hand, while homoeroticism does involve a form of male desire, that desire is not necessarily a Shizzonian thirst to consume the contents of another man's pendulous nethersacks or to boldly travel down the Tbombzian tributaries of the tuchus (e.g., homoeroticism can be seen in a man's [or mens'] admiration of another man's [or other mens'] male characteristics that are not tied to sexual desire – this could be viewed as certain attractions toward manly personality traits, rugged physical abilities, handsome appearances, etc.). Obviously, bodybuilding is supported by both homosexual and homoerotic tendencies, but it is not exclusively tied to a secret, Kaimprehensive desire to go behind the white towel, as it were (no homo, no schmoemo, no flaming majordomo).

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« Reply #3926 on: April 23, 2016, 09:12:02 AM »
"a Shizzonian thirst to consume the contents of another man's pendulous nethersacks"

Brilliant :D

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« Reply #3927 on: April 23, 2016, 10:05:21 AM »
Re: TBOMBZ & The Ten Commandments




How long until he is arrested for siphoning off the congregation's donations to pay for meth and Brazilian house boys?

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« Reply #3928 on: April 23, 2016, 11:24:35 AM »
Re: tbombz facebook post from today




How the Assbunny lead to the Deus Absconditus (or, the God who hides)

Taking a moment to survey his wondrous feats of creation, on the sixth day, God made the Assbunny, and, after taking notice of His creature, He decided to hide from this world, instead turning his omnipotence to actualizing other possible worlds, of which this one, because it includes the abominable Assbunny, is not the best. Hence, the Lord did not rest on the seventh day, he skipped out of town on what became known henceforth as The Ssabbass. And that is how the Assbunny lead irrevocably to the Deus Absconditus (Apocrypha:2.i:Versio Tbombzius).

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« Reply #3929 on: April 23, 2016, 12:20:18 PM »
Re: Lame Gimmick.What's Up With the BodyConnoisseur account?-Det Doggity On The Case


Quote from: Al Doggity on April 22, 2016, 10:14:05 AM
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4 people dm'd me yesterday about how the BC account is a gimmick and everyone in every thread he posts in calls him a gimmick. So, for most, I know this isn't news. Just a rundown of how much of a gimmick he is.



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« Reply #3931 on: April 25, 2016, 05:21:01 AM »
Re: UPDATE ON DOCTOR WHO ATTACKED UBER DRIVER

Everyone remember the Doctor who attacked the Uber Driver (link below to original post). Well, updated status: Hospital fired her!!

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=603451.0

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/04/23/doctor-uber-driver-attack-video-fired-miami-hospital/83432610/

The doctor featured in a viral YouTube video hitting, screaming profanities and damaging the car of an Uber driver has been fired from her job at a Miami hospital.

Anjali Ramkissoon, 30, whose behavior in the January cellphone video became a national sensation, will be terminated by Jackson Health System, where she was a fourth-year neurology resident, The Miami Herald reports. Ramkissoon had been on administrative leave since the video went public.

The video shows Ramkissoon, wearing shorts and an orange shirt, berating the Uber driver for refusing to give her a ride (he was there for another passenger). She then gets into the empty Uber car, all the while yelling expletives, and begins tossing the driver's personal possessions onto the street.

"I have lost my mind," Ramkissoon says sarcastically on the video, as she tosses an iPhone, papers and scissors out the car window..

She then casually announces, "I guess that's it, good night," before walking away down the street.

In an interview with ABC News, Ramkissoon apologized and acknowledged there was no excuse for her actions. She said she had broken up with her boyfriend minutes before and her father had been hospitalized. She acknowledged she had been drinking that evening.

Ramkissoon said she had received death threats following the video's release.

"It's been horrible," Ramkissoon said of the social media backlash which followed.


Unemployed affirmative action case. WNH.

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« Reply #3932 on: April 25, 2016, 12:56:26 PM »
Re: nearing 6%  bodyfat

I will only tell those who I meet in real life how I do it..

no drugs , no supplements , but legal ingredients and food

hint.. fat, protein and carbs allowed no table sugar


Good for you. You were looking unhealthy. 6% might be a little too low. If it is, your body will let you know.


Will it beep and then send an email warning?

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« Reply #3933 on: April 26, 2016, 01:55:38 AM »
As for myself, I did study other religions. I was intensely spiritual for years before I became a Christian. At one point I very strongly considered becoming a Muslim. I spent years obsessively, passionately worshipping God before I became a Christian. I meditated for hours everyday. My mind was open to every conceivable possibility, and I thoroughly considered them all - I prided myself on it.  And along the way God did answer some of my prayers. But my relationship with Him was very distant. I knew He existed and I searched for Him with all of my being. But I absolutely rejected Jesus Christ as the Son of God and I was disgusted by the biblical ethic. If you go back into my post history before I was a Christian you can find me arguing with Man of Steel about this subject. He was talking about his experiences with God and I was trying to reason with him just like you are now. Sadly my arguments were much better than the ones you are now using against him. I did not want to be Christian. I am one now only because God dragged me kicking and screaming. Even to this day I confess that my human heart lusts against God. But I cannot deny what I have seen with my own eyes, heard with my own ears, and tasted with my own lips. Asking Man of Steel and I to consider the idea that we are wrong about Jesus is like asking yourself if you could be wrong about the very fact of your own existence. It is undeniable.

One day you will know. It might be too late to save you, but you will know one day.


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« Reply #3934 on: April 26, 2016, 04:49:35 AM »
Re: TBOMBZ & The Ten Commandments

Third, someone inquired about whether I still feel attraction towards men. The answer is that I very rarely ever feel any of those things anymore.


Seldom, but not never? Time will tell if you can continue to control the raging Assbunny that dwells within you.

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« Reply #3935 on: April 26, 2016, 01:09:11 PM »
Re: Doctor sedates woman, ejaculates on her face.

a *truly* brilliant doctor would have secretly worked permission into the paperwork, in case he ever got caught.

We all sign those waivers with many paragraphs of legalese.   One little line with "I hereby give permission for medical professionals to administer organic skin treatment when deemed necessary using any means available and relinquish all legal and criminal claims".

Boom.   Permission to bust nut on face while snoozing, and just grin and shrug when they get caught. 


Informed cumscent!

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« Reply #3936 on: April 27, 2016, 12:33:34 AM »
Re: SWOLACE ^ CSWOL video TSNWGS

Gimmick this Haters!!!




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« Reply #3937 on: April 27, 2016, 11:43:30 AM »
Cock pics?


The question is: who hasn't had a cock in thier mouths on getbig?  :-*


go see-saw on some dudes cock already!


I would pay good money for a mandingo cock.

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« Reply #3938 on: April 27, 2016, 02:05:57 PM »
Re: Dubai, India : the origins

For those who never saw, he edited the original post  :D same guy went to dinner 1 to 1 on invite with a bodybuilder he had no idea was homosexual

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=102530.0


That was an embarrassing thread (for him). Especially since he claimed to have business interests in India... then modified it to United Arab Emirates


Did you catch Arce in the thread telling him to email him because he could hook him up with a "Huge player"...lol Arce trying to scam people even back then.

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« Reply #3939 on: April 27, 2016, 02:45:00 PM »
Vince, serious question: The population of Sylva, NC is like under 3,000 people. What the hell do people do there to stay occupied? It must be BORING!!


That's the thing...you don't really do shit in Sylva.  On my days off I would go to Bubaz's Coffeehouse, then to the used bookstore and finish off the day with a trip to Walmart... ::)  Even the movie theatres suck because they have no THX or 3D.  You have to go to Cherokee if you want to do anything remotely fun or to Asheville. 


Is there a large gay community in Sylva?


^^
I did a quick internet search, and the place & surrounding communities are filled with Trannies!!!

http://asheville.craigslist.org/cas/5538445719.html

http://asheville.craigslist.org/cas/5543866008.html

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« Reply #3940 on: April 28, 2016, 02:21:33 AM »
Re: On the phone with TSNWGS right now!!!

He's doing good. :)

TSNWGS is cswol, legit account.


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« Reply #3941 on: April 28, 2016, 10:35:00 AM »
Re: fat girl sickend me today...

I was inspecting a college lift today, while putting my do not use stickers at each floor I kindly let a group of women use it one last time before I knocked it off... One young whale asked how long id be, around an hr I say.... She grunts and makes a face.. So I chime in how using the stairs will do her good, she answers back "not with arthritis in my knees it won't" now this little fat fucker was only around 19yr old, any so called knee pain is caused by her grotesque body

I couldn't hide the disgust with her answer, I hate young fat women and the excuses these blobs use for being disgustingly obese so much I can't put it into words....

judging by the title, the OP is not a black guy
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« Reply #3942 on: April 28, 2016, 01:40:26 PM »


Yes, the Jungian archetype is that of the Face-Fucking Trickster, and the white towel symbolizes the absorbency of the collective unconscious which wipes away all shame and most of the spooge. Here, I'll write it down.

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« Reply #3943 on: April 29, 2016, 04:14:21 PM »
Re: 🎇  Random pics  🎇 

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« Reply #3944 on: April 29, 2016, 04:40:38 PM »
Re: melvin Goodrum, needs our help

Im concerned he is on the downward slope. I think all of us here at get big can help him come back to humanity and salvage some hope for mental health

 1- he left his stable job at lowes

 2- moved away from his safety net and into his new condo he thought he would buy

3- is talking about returning to the "ring"

4- all of his recent posts involve race or politics

Im afraid this talk of a high playing job was moving for isn't why he moved at all. but rather  cover story for  the dark truth he is now experiencing

he needs our help. 

 

1.  I have a much higher paying job now

2.  I still have my safety net.

3.  I'm returning to the ring but as a wrestling manager and announcer.  I still have to keep up my weight training to maintain my muscle mass but won't be taking too many bumps

4.  Its what's interesting



P.S.  You want some kielbasa???

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« Reply #3945 on: April 30, 2016, 06:54:20 AM »
interesting stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_national_bodybuilding_champions


... It should be noted that all these competitors are eligible for blue star designations on [www.getbig.com] except for 1970 "champion" Vince Basile.

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« Reply #3946 on: April 30, 2016, 07:02:43 AM »
Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True

Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah

Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true


best played as a sing a'long



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« Reply #3948 on: April 30, 2016, 01:55:04 PM »
An ode to Donny...

Mr Drunkstone as sung by Guns N Roses

Donny gets up around seven
Sniffs a panty till Nine
Loves to give out training advice
though working out would cut
Into his drinking time

Liquor store at around seven
Log onto Getbig around nine
2 liters of vodka drank by eleven
Drunk posting and feelin' fine

[Chorus:]

He's been dancin' with
Mr. Drunkstone
He's getting pwned here
BigMc won't leave me alone,
Wah wah wah,
Won't leave me alone

I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
To come and post sober
Panty potato set it up cowardddaaa
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta sniff some dirty panties
Said set it, panty, , potato, cowardaa,
he's been dancing
with Mr Drunkstone He's been drinking
wah wah wah, bigmc won't leave me alone

Now I log off getbig never
Cept when I steal panties off the neighbors clothesline
But her old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick my ass if he catches me sniffing his wife's panty while online

[Chorus]


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« Reply #3949 on: May 01, 2016, 09:08:34 AM »
Getbig books

The Old Testament by Wes
How to Drink and Post Incoherently by Donny
How Everyone Gets Blue Stars Except Basile: A Story of Resentment by Ron
Failure is the Only Option by Vince Goodrum
Haircuts for Hebrews by Queen Vissy
Eat Ice Cream and Get Cut by The True Adonis
A Midsummer Fartpowder's Dream: Tales of a Surviving the Fitness "industry" by Fortress
Living in Denial: Life as a Straight Married Man into Muscley Black Guys by The Mayor of Bodybuilding
From Hardcore Assbunny to Born Again Hypocrite by Tbombz
Shut the Fuck Up Donny by Walter Sobchak
Training Diary for the 2004 Metrolina by Vince Goodrum
Jetsam, Flotsam and a Lack of Blue Stars by Vince Basile
I Dream of Niburu by Wiggs
Frozen McDouble Nation by Pellius
How to Practice MMA While Owning SMM by One more Rep
Pineapple Head: Tears Will Be Shed by Chaos
A Book of F#*king Lists I did not Make by Calvin
Why I Suck at Posting by Howard
Trying to Make Sense When you Don't with Recipes by Marty Champions
Stranded at Dusselfdorf by BigMC