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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: On the phone with TSNWGS right now!!!

He's doing good.

TSNWGS is cswol, legit account.

[NelsonMuntz]

Re: fat girl sickend me today...

I was inspecting a college lift today, while putting my do not use stickers at each floor I kindly let a group of women use it one last time before I knocked it off... One young whale asked how long id be, around an hr I say.... She grunts and makes a face.. So I chime in how using the stairs will do her good, she answers back "not with arthritis in my knees it won't" now this little fat fucker was only around 19yr old, any so called knee pain is caused by her grotesque body

I couldn't hide the disgust with her answer, I hate young fat women and the excuses these blobs use for being disgustingly obese so much I can't put it into words....

judging by the title, the OP is not a black guy

[FitnessFrenzy]

Yes, the Jungian archetype is that of the Face-Fucking Trickster, and the white towel symbolizes the absorbency of the collective unconscious which wipes away all shame and most of the spooge. Here, I'll write it down.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: 🎇  Random pics  🎇 

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[DroppingPlates]

Re: melvin Goodrum, needs our help

Im concerned he is on the downward slope. I think all of us here at get big can help him come back to humanity and salvage some hope for mental health

 1- he left his stable job at lowes

 2- moved away from his safety net and into his new condo he thought he would buy

3- is talking about returning to the "ring"

4- all of his recent posts involve race or politics

Im afraid this talk of a high playing job was moving for isn't why he moved at all. but rather  cover story for  the dark truth he is now experiencing

he needs our help. 

 

1.  I have a much higher paying job now

2.  I still have my safety net.

3.  I'm returning to the ring but as a wrestling manager and announcer.  I still have to keep up my weight training to maintain my muscle mass but won't be taking too many bumps

4.  Its what's interesting



P.S.  You want some kielbasa???

[FitnessFrenzy]

interesting stuff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_national_bodybuilding_champions


... It should be noted that all these competitors are eligible for blue star designations on [www.getbig.com] except for 1970 "champion" Vince Basile.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Sister Shizzo
Oh the time has come
And you know that your the only one
To say, I'm Gay
Where you going
What you looking for
You know those boys
Just want to mouthfuck you
It's True

Your motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Drunk
You down the bottle oh so fast
New boyfriend worries
You just won't last
To taste, his taint
Sister Shizzo
There's 8 dudes in line
Don't you give up
Before all 8 are through,
Be true
swallow their gooo yeah

Your motoring
Whats your price for head tonight
You have 12 inches in your sight
A black guy instead of a white
motoring
To give some head tonight
In finding Mr right
You swallow jizz, tonight

Sister Jizzo
Oh the time has cum
First your mouth now its
your hairy bum
with dick, in you
it's true

best played as a sing a'long

[DroppingPlates]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

An ode to Donny...

Mr Drunkstone as sung by Guns N Roses

Donny gets up around seven
Sniffs a panty till Nine
Loves to give out training advice
though working out would cut
Into his drinking time

Liquor store at around seven
Log onto Getbig around nine
2 liters of vodka drank by eleven
Drunk posting and feelin' fine

[Chorus:]

He's been dancin' with
Mr. Drunkstone
He's getting pwned here
BigMc won't leave me alone,
Wah wah wah,
Won't leave me alone

I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
To come and post sober
Panty potato set it up cowardddaaa
I used ta drunk post a little
but a little wouldn't do
So the drunk posting got more and more
I just keep tryin'
ta sniff some dirty panties
Said set it, panty, , potato, cowardaa,
he's been dancing
with Mr Drunkstone He's been drinking
wah wah wah, bigmc won't leave me alone

Now I log off getbig never
Cept when I steal panties off the neighbors clothesline
But her old man
he's a real muthafucker
Gonna kick my ass if he catches me sniffing his wife's panty while online

[Chorus]


Sing along time

[FitnessFrenzy]

Getbig books

The Old Testament by Wes
How to Drink and Post Incoherently by Donny
How Everyone Gets Blue Stars Except Basile: A Story of Resentment by Ron
Failure is the Only Option by Vince Goodrum
Haircuts for Hebrews by Queen Vissy
Eat Ice Cream and Get Cut by The True Adonis
A Midsummer Fartpowder's Dream: Tales of a Surviving the Fitness "industry" by Fortress
Living in Denial: Life as a Straight Married Man into Muscley Black Guys by The Mayor of Bodybuilding
From Hardcore Assbunny to Born Again Hypocrite by Tbombz
Shut the Fuck Up Donny by Walter Sobchak
Training Diary for the 2004 Metrolina by Vince Goodrum
Jetsam, Flotsam and a Lack of Blue Stars by Vince Basile
I Dream of Niburu by Wiggs
Frozen McDouble Nation by Pellius
How to Practice MMA While Owning SMM by One more Rep
Pineapple Head: Tears Will Be Shed by Chaos
A Book of F#*king Lists I did not Make by Calvin
Why I Suck at Posting by Howard
Trying to Make Sense When you Don't with Recipes by Marty Champions
Stranded at Dusselfdorf by BigMC

[Yamcha]

Goddamn those are great! 

[FitnessFrenzy]

What a man...Whatever it takes, right babe?  All in good fun slapping the mentally disabled around. 
I mean, you can't just go around fucking people's social media over, that's just madness! 

Blaha response -

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[FitnessFrenzy]

People (lacking every positive characteristic you've mentioned) manage to get laid.

Oh. of course.

The worst chud in the world can get laid if he doesn't mind banging a whale with a busted face and a vagina that looks like ground zero. 

It's only when they set their sights a little higher that they start to feel bad about themselves and seek out other chuds to commiserate with.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Rich Piana maliciously slap boxes mentally disabled Jason Genova.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Rich Piana maliciously slap boxes mentally disabled Jason Genova.

At the risk of continuing this circle-jerk, here's Elgintensity's take (quite funny)...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Vegan gains already order 66'd

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Updated Roelly Winklaar picture!!

I KNOW this was someone else's idea.  And they did it much better than me, but this still made me chuckle...

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Getbig songs and books

An ode to Bob Chic sung by Lenny Kravitz

It's Ain't Gay If You're Gettin Paid

I was born, born to pose
I am the chosen, to make schmoes cum
I have come, on Olympia day
And I will pose until you've spunked
So that's why, you've got to try
You got to breath and and grab my guns
Though I'm paid, to play this game
And I won't stop posing till you're done

But what I really want u to know is
It' ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
And I got to got to blowwww, a dude

I don't know where, we gonna meet
If I am to bring you extacy and heaven
Mirage hotel, by the ice machine
Just come and knock on door  7
So tell me why you called from dubai
And brought from there Ramy's thong
 You want to hump and rub-a-dub
But money first, by the table, up front

But what I really want U to know is
It ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
And I got to got to noooo(homo)

It ain't gay if you're getting paid ?
'Cause sir I got to blow, you

Sing along time

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Updated Mike O'Hearn Pic

His face doesn't look real.

A mortician's dream. No embalming needed. Straight in the casket. Easy money

will he outlive madonna?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Apologies if this is a repost... Genova/Order 66 related but not Rich Piana related

Strangely hypnotic and a bit weird - right up my street...

(Also, there are live human females in it if some of you need a better reason to watch it)

[Hulkotron]

Re: Rich Piana maliciously slap boxes mentally disabled Jason Genova.

Any reason you edited this to make it look like I didn't post it, "Fitness Frenzy"?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Any reason you edited this to make it look like I didn't post it, "Fitness Frenzy"?

nope. I didn't read the whole thread, so I only saw the video when Taffin posted it.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Strong explanation.  In my experience this holds to be true.  I've had small cocks in my mouth that have grown to three times their size.  In turn, I've also had huge flaccid cocks in my mouth that grow an extra inch or so tops.. (no homo)

"1"

I'd love to suck that dude's cock

[NelsonMuntz]

This quote has hall of fame potential, witty, smart, and funny as hell

Re: Hebrew powerlifters

Funny how the nigs on here feel strength sports would be dominated my negros but they simply don't want to compete at it as there is no money in it, there isn't much money on welfare either but plenty choose to be on it rather than get a fucking job or does this just apply to sports??

[FitnessFrenzy]

I live in the cheapest apartment in downtown Houston that my gf can afford, just across from the projects. My name is Jason Blaha. I'm almost 40 years old. I believe in the idea taking care of myself, I occasionally buy healthy food and eat maintenance calories, usually I just pig out on junk food. I also believe in the idea of a rigorous exercise routine, in reality I do one set five reps so as not to aggravate my conditions. In the morning(10am-1pm), if my face is a little puffy from a late night crying and deleting YT comments, I'll put on a bag of frozen peas while eating whatever Mooncookie has left for me as she goes out to work and start deleting comments, I can do a thousand now. After I remove the bag of frozen peas, I use a deep pore hair regrowth formula, though I am actually not bald guys.
In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser which I bulk buy with as many coupons(that I have clipped out of the free Houston paper) as allowed. Then a honey almond body scrub that is Mooncookies, so dont tell her. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub to wash away the tears and hide the tired bags that have formed. Then I sit in the corner of the shower and sob whilst contemplating my life, I do this for 10 minutes to an hour depending on the content of last nights comments. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because I try to keep all alcohol out of the house with Mooncookies propensity for violent outbursts when drunk. Then moisturizer, then an apres-pegging bum lotion followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion if Mooncookie has been particularly rough. There is an idea of a Jason Blaha, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something reptilian. And though I can hide my cold gaze by never making eye contact, and you can shake my pale sweaty hand and feel weak flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are in no way comparable, I simply am not all there.