Author Topic: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos  (Read 1288270 times)

Ronnie Rep

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 10117
  • Getbig!
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5150 on: August 17, 2020, 11:49:00 AM »
Ron The Iron man can make impossible to possible..
I like 3rd pic  :D
Who is she me likey.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5151 on: August 21, 2020, 12:11:58 AM »

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5152 on: August 24, 2020, 11:32:24 AM »
You seem to know a lot about wrinkly, saggy bodies and melting skin, but not nearly as much as you know about hanging out near park restrooms and following boys into them. You being the voice of experience, why don't tell us more.  ::)


Oh brother, what a pathetic comeback. Just when you claimed that I am attracted to you. You're losing it. Everybody but you sees it. Even Basile, who is older than you, still has his wits and is much younger looking than you are as you continue to regress to a senile, broken, anally bored-out soggy old queer.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5153 on: August 28, 2020, 11:19:19 AM »
Re: Can we unite in a collective effort? strawman and prime homo need to go

Prime's posts can scan a range of from insightful, to obtuse, to blantant falsehoods, to downright revolting, disgusting and vile.

However, he's more of a board member than someone who "is back" who nobody remembered who they were originally.

Starting a thread about it is the ultimate in gayiety.

As for TDS affected malcontents who are incapable of having any legitimate discussion like Straw, they're easy to ignore and pity.*

*All of the above are better than shizzo.


A few years ago you were the guy who admitted to having sex with his mother when you were a teenager. Does your opinion really count?

*See, the blatant falsehood thing isn’t fun or funny.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5154 on: September 05, 2020, 10:11:22 PM »
Matt C vs. Thunder Bay’s Heaviest Dumbbell



pellius

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22827
  • RIP Keith Jones aka OnlyMe/NoWorries. 1/10/2011
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5155 on: September 08, 2020, 09:37:10 PM »
Jon Bon Jovi gets Darren Avey harder than Joe Biden in a kindergarten class

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5156 on: September 12, 2020, 03:27:05 AM »
You got a pretty mouth...


Not pretty enough for you, I'm afraid, for you gap-toothed, peanut-headed fat queer who was rejected by a wonky-eyed twink.  Try to approach my mouth with your "member" and you'll be met with several hollow points to your skull.  :)

Do you really want to pursue this?  I doubt it.  You let Abeles humiliate you.  That other guy,the Synthol freak, spit in your face.  You are a joke.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5157 on: September 12, 2020, 03:45:37 AM »
Dīckotomy

by Edgar Allen Hoe (a poem from the unpublished "drawer" manuscripts)

                            I

It was some or many a year ago,
   In a forum parts crazy :: funny,
That a creature there wrote whom you came to know
   By the name of the Ass Bunny;
In his furry attire, was but one desire
   To be reamed, to be creamed,
As he beamed while he screamed,
   
                                   "Fuck me, fuck me, fuh huck meee!"

                            II

Then we saw with wide eyes the Ass Bunny's cries,
   When he turned to Christianity,
No more progress pics or lust for big dicks
   From his home or the penitentiary;
The former man whore deigned to sin no more,
    By casting out demons, eschewing men's semen
From Heaven above, h'was made good through His love!
   
                                                                      Or was he?

                            III

For the moon never beams, without bringing him dreams,
   Of the cocks that filled him with glee, 
For the stars always rise, harking back his eyes,
   To that addict and tweak, to that costumed freak,
With a hole in his seat, horny tricks at his feet,
   Of the once, of the great, of the reprobate,
Glory*holy*ous

                                                                    Ass Bunny

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5158 on: September 13, 2020, 11:04:51 PM »
From the gym to the sales floor -

.

"Put that creatine down, creatine's for closers"

Hahaha - legit reference  8)

Always Be Closing Squatting

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5159 on: September 14, 2020, 02:01:49 PM »
Perhaps vince really wanted to keep his disgusting shameful faggotry a secret and still resents keith for bringing it to getbigs attention

That wasn't Keith , that was Vissy stupid friends Derrick and Robin contacting Billy Guns wanting help stabbing me in the back to break up our relationship.   Derrick was staying in a room in the trailer and went through my computer.  Both of them are fortunate that they still have their teeth and spine...threw Dare-bear's ass out the house

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5160 on: September 20, 2020, 12:25:28 PM »
Re: Melvin Goodrum please clear this up

Primemuscle is doubting you have an 8 inch kielbasa. Can you put him in his place?

Me, Adonis, Squad, and a few others raided his sex channel one time and roasted him when he was naked...it was about 6 inches...average....noth ing special

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5161 on: October 02, 2020, 06:11:53 AM »
Re: Trump and Melania test positive

Posting to avoid a jago thread, which I don't read

You stole Jagoffs thunder. Im sure he will start an all caps thread anyways.

Yep, he got up at 5:52 AM to try to sneak it, but I was ready

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5162 on: October 16, 2020, 05:52:26 AM »
In Japan some mothers jerk off their sons so they stop thinking about girls and concentrate on school work.

That's nothing. In America, some fathers jerk off their Getbigger sons so they stop thinking about oiled up muscle men and concentrate on avoiding work.

Hulkotron

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29431
  • But yeah it would be close
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5163 on: October 17, 2020, 02:02:28 PM »
I had to shoot a mountain lion that was stalking me a couple of decades ago when I was out hiking alone in L.A. I tried several times to scare it away but it kept coming back. Because they are a protected species they have lost all fear of humans. These are ambush predators and it was stalking me from the back and was camouflage and blended well into the environment. It got pretty close and if I didn't know I was being stalked I wouldn't have noticed.

After that unfortunate incident, in addition to my 586 Smith and Wesson .357. I also carried a pellet gun that hopefully would give a decent amount of sting to chase it off. Despite it's appearance and ferocity, mountain lions don't put up the amount of a fight that you think it would and have heard countless stories of how people have fought them off unarmed. If I had know this at the time I would have charged it with a stick (gun still in hand of course) to attempt to scare it off and make it realize that I would not be an easy kill. Of course, I always keep a four inch tanto on me which would help fighting off a cougar if it came to that. I really didn't want to kill it. They are really beautiful and magnificent animals when you see them in the wild. All the big cats are.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5164 on: November 14, 2020, 02:42:13 AM »
I was once set up on a date with a pretty Italian woman who seemed to look in fairly decent physical shape. She had two kids from a previous marriage. We got along really well and after a few dates, it was go time for sex. Once those clothes came off and she spread her legs for entry, I noticed the nastiest stretch marks below her belly that I had ever seen. It was just absolutely vile looking. Looked like a gathering of white vertical bulbous earthworms strewn together in a sloppy mess. I was gassed up on testosterone so I fucked her anyway. That would be the first and last time.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5165 on: November 20, 2020, 03:54:51 AM »
Re: T-Shirts that say "Pain is temporary, pride is forever" in the gymnasium

Everytime I see an imbecile in the gym wearing shirts with this type of slogan (some idiots even have this slogan tattood on their forearms), I really shake my head at the irony and tragic stupidity.

A more accurate slogan would be: "Muscles are temporary, organ, skeletal and nerve damage are forever"

I wonder if there is a market for such t-shirts tho ::)



"Money is temporary, G4P is forever"



Halo was temporary, but gimmicks are forever

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5166 on: November 27, 2020, 02:00:52 AM »
Wacky world!



And you’re one of the (not good) freaks.

You suck trouser snakes, you gross, soggy cum-guzzling toolbox.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5167 on: December 12, 2020, 12:30:52 PM »
I'm dying from laughter here! The "Goodrum Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, wants to help others achieve financial stability and acquiring wealth, something that the "founder" of the "Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, has never achieved himself?

Seriously, you have tips like "store eggs frozen for a few months" and "buy a sack of lentils, cook them 3 a time in a teaspoon of your salty tears and enjoy tasty savings!" your readers will be well on their way to a stable and secure financial future full of gourmet treats.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5169 on: December 27, 2020, 03:21:36 AM »
I thought about asking you to be on my buddy list for Christmas. However, I was tempered by the fact that you would probably want to have sex with me. No means NO!


LOL!

Well, Thanks for the thought anyway. I appreciate it. NO HOMO.






Primemuscle

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 41898
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5170 on: December 27, 2020, 06:41:09 PM »


Yup. Those are some zingers. Happy to have helped inspire them.

Clearly, once the cat's out of the bag, there's no putting it back.  LOL!

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5171 on: January 03, 2021, 09:38:18 AM »

balzac

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 1767
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5172 on: January 03, 2021, 01:18:23 PM »
beautiful poem...

Quote
It's hard for me to have any pity for these girls. Sure, they probably have messed up past lives to able to get to the casting couch, but their lust for fame and attention is what drives them. They are so cracked that they never look at the long term effects of their actions and will degrade themselves to the upmost to get there. That older blonde complained about the shit on Rocco's dick, but she still sucked it. Good for her, that's her legacy. Let them get what they deserve.

While there are a few good women out there, the majority of them are gone. And I can say this as a fact because in the last five years I've been traveling all around the world among thousands of people from all walks of life; rich and poor. From what I've seen in this social media hypnotized world of today, it's mostly the women who have lost their way. I must say, I agree with Matt on his perspective of them. Like it or not, most of us are better off without them.

Beauty and lust is a tough persuasion, I get it. But when I see strong men who had it all, on a ledge wondering how their lives got so out of control because of their wives or girlfriends, I'm telling you, it isn't worth it.

Jerk off, go to bed and see the sun in the morning with freedom in the air as a single. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run.

FitnessFrenzy

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 29019
  • evolving
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5173 on: January 07, 2021, 11:51:29 AM »
Lastly...the speed I type has been confirmed to be faster than that of Stephen King in his prime.  I need to record myself typing one day and post the video so that everyone here sees for themselves.

It would blow your mind.  And the speed I speak - Eminem is the only human being I know who can speak faster than me.  And the speed I think for that matter.




pellius

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 22827
  • RIP Keith Jones aka OnlyMe/NoWorries. 1/10/2011
Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5174 on: January 08, 2021, 12:56:44 PM »
Primemuscle in a nutshell.

You are a mentally deranged sad old lonely fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life. 

You posted about 50 times yesterday and all of them were moronic cut & paste stupidity. You interject yourself into every topic and are clueless at how much you’re truly despised by other members.

You are a mentally deranged sad soggy old queer who raised a brood of white trash. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.

The only difference between you and Shizzo is the type of alcohol bottle you suck on every night.

You are a mentally deranged lying narcissistic fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.