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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5225 on: April 04, 2021, 12:03:41 PM »
Re: that moment when you click a porn video and realise the sound is up

How many times have I been scrolling down through a get big thread and there's the obligatory porn picture that I didn't expect? Usually has something to do with gay porn or a kai with a fruit. One thread had nothing do with the picture and I'm sitting next to the wife with my lap top. I scroll down and there is two guys banging. I quickly tried to scroll up and she said, "It's okay if your curious."  I quickly tried to explain getbig culture, ball busting and comedic sense.  She winks at me once in awhile and asks if I'm still curious. Damn you getbig.

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« Reply #5226 on: April 09, 2021, 05:45:32 AM »
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5228 on: April 10, 2021, 10:46:27 AM »
Disgusting, he shouldn't even be near kids, let alone teach them.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5229 on: April 15, 2021, 12:59:53 AM »
I dont believe in going into some boring office and do a 9 to 5 I like being my own boss.


Thats Goodrums strategy too

Seems to work very well

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« Reply #5230 on: April 22, 2021, 01:39:49 PM »
Yes, just like Bay. "I can't tell the rest of the story on here... PM me if you want to know the full details." Like some sort of blood sucking gay spider trying to trap you into his web. Not interested enough in bodybuilding gayssip to pursue a creepy gay man for details.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5231 on: April 24, 2021, 01:24:11 PM »
Careful fellas, GetBig's Law is starting to take effect - Wes's thread is slowly being drawn in to the whirlpool of c0ck talk...



Kwon - can we get a quick thread un-gayer in here please?  I'm thinking something involving butts (not sure if you have any  ;D)

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5232 on: April 24, 2021, 01:26:16 PM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5233 on: April 25, 2021, 02:07:30 AM »
Re: I took the first dose of the vaccine...feel like shit

I'm doing both Pfizer and Moderna vaccines at 1 ml per week, and oral J & J as a kickstart.

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« Reply #5234 on: April 26, 2021, 01:42:36 PM »
Re: Definitely need more sleep as I get older

I’ve always slept great but just seems need about 10 hours a day

That’s cause you are a fat paint huffing hillbilly piece of shit.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5235 on: April 29, 2021, 01:34:24 PM »


note the middle ab sepereration, and im not fully dieted down either i couldve been a walk on champ , and jogged all the way from NC to the contest if i could afford some decent running shoes.

when i win the sandow i am going to donate it to getbig.com and have my gold medal melted down into little coins to give too all of you, my friends to the end!!!!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5236 on: April 30, 2021, 03:09:19 AM »
Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

Habemus FALCON!



Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5237 on: May 01, 2021, 08:32:03 AM »
Terrible tit-to-gut ratio - absolutely unacceptable - she should be racking KK+

She needs a treadmill - and some vaseline to prevent chafing



I know a guy who went to buy a treadmill from someone (EBay) when she opened the door she was about 350lbs.
He said to me he thought "this treadmill is either going to be brand new or fucked"

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5240 on: May 02, 2021, 10:47:22 AM »
LOL...now I'm curious to click. I'll sleep on it.

On Getbig, photos of the penis of board legend Marty Champions 10.5" penis were leaked here, and someone called it "skinny".

Only on Getbig can your dick be bigger than 90% of male porn stars and still be called skinny or small. The same board where Mike O'Hearn and Morgan Aste "look like shit", or are "small".

How big is VG's small penis? Let me guess...8.5"?

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5241 on: May 04, 2021, 01:37:26 PM »
Why? Sometimes a present doesn't need to be opened. Sometimes the cat doesn't need to be let out of the bag.

Mass with class, with a hint of abs......

You have neither mass, muscle, abs, or any class.   We've already seen your drunk ass and if you had made any improvements,  you would have posted it up quicker than that post you made about sucking another man's dick for attention.

With all the time you've spent here on a bodybuilding forum, I would think that it would motivate you to pick up a fucking weight of some type so I have to wonder why the fuck are you even here to begin with??.  You are just worthless and simply taking up space on Getbig.  I think you need to get a part time job that doesnt involve being the gloryhole mouth at an adult video store.  Even Ron deleting your account would not be enough to clean the stench....you should climb into a trash bag and shoot yourself to make it easier for the garbage truck to haul you to the nearest landfill. 

I only wish I could borrow Dr Emmitt Brown's Delorean,  go back in time and give your mother a bottle of birth control pills.  You are a beta, an incel, and you have no chance of ever being a Getbig Legend.  If you're not going to take my advice about the trash bag, then I'd suggest to shut up when Getbig Legends are posting

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5242 on: May 05, 2021, 12:27:28 PM »

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« Reply #5243 on: May 07, 2021, 06:00:07 AM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5245 on: May 13, 2021, 03:17:04 AM »
past like 5 days just so much obsession and easily turned on by sluts today was an easy wank in the morning then fuck my girl when i got home then wank again

there is definitly something to this shit protien is definitly a keeper now, i used to think it was just youth back in the day but now i see it as protiens

SEE The Falcon fight his animal urges.
HEAR The Falcon list his wisdoms in no particular order.
THRILL as the Falcon partakes of a libido enhancing diet and blueballs himself in a hardware store parking lot.

Falconius Dickus, in the throes of pon far, battles to elevate his enlightened self above the crotchal region and get some work done.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5246 on: May 14, 2021, 04:13:07 AM »

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« Reply #5247 on: May 14, 2021, 10:47:39 AM »
Wait a second, so my dick is considered small?  ???

It's roughly the same size as Mike's, and I never really considered it small. I always felt like that would be like calling a 5'11" dude "short".

If you want to say 5'11" is "not tall", that's fine - but I don't see how anyone would call that "short".

I was going to send a picture of my cock to OneRepMax to confirm it is not small in case that ever gets said on here. But I guess it's considered small...

Now Mike O'Hearn's balls LOL...I'm not laughing at the fact they are small, but it absolutely confirms his steroid use.  ;D

Is there no way to use steroids "seriously" without losing your balls and hair? Does TRT have a noticeable impact in these areas too? Because I'm not opposed to steroids, but just seeing that level of testicle shrinkage really annoys me
I'd just prefer not to make trade-offs - including preferably not losing my hair.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5248 on: May 14, 2021, 12:12:54 PM »
Advice a serious pussy slayer once gave me is that he only ever uses a single  finger for foreplay. The vag acclimatises to size and thickness so when he enters with the shaft he feels huge to them.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5249 on: May 15, 2021, 08:12:02 AM »