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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5375 on: April 10, 2022, 09:36:20 AM »
Hankins Fan in the Youtube comments, wonder who it is -
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I want to beat up Darren Avey and wrestle Henda on a northern building site with toothless, pale onlookers cheering on. I want to kick back with illuminati and talk of joswifts easy competition. I want to abuse McWay who couldn't even be bothered to respond to me on another platform yet is regularly posting on gb. I want to get doxxed by that successful elusive Jane that has some high powered job and holiday home in Portugal. I want to be a ducking get bigger that's half abused half respected.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5378 on: April 18, 2022, 10:52:51 AM »
Re: Gay dog adopted by same sex couple

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/dog-abandoned-gay-adopted-sex-couple-rcna21556

At least it will enjoy the anal it's about to receive.  :-X

Stranger at dog park: “Cute dog, what breed?”

Gay couple at the same time: “He’s an Anal Receiver!”

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5379 on: April 20, 2022, 10:00:20 AM »
At least Kai Greene grew his head into a kettle bell.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5380 on: April 23, 2022, 03:28:47 AM »
Imagine what hanky is doing now.

Pacing back and forth inside his filthy house talking himself through the 100 different scenarios he sees happening this weekend.

Every 3 minutes and stops to flex in the mirror to assure himself that he is still "jacked".

Weighing himself once an hour to make sure he's still 200 pounds (at least).

Screaming at his new wife and her kids to be quiet so he can focus on his posing routine while listening to Nickelback.

The shitter is filled with blood stained wet wipes.

All the cooking pans and pots are stained with bacon grease.

The house smells of stale potato chips and weed.

Is he going to be ready? Will he make it?

Should he inject "more" lasik? Has he eaten enough carbs?

Maybe he should eat an entire pizza?

But what about the restless leg syndrome?

Will he get edema from too much Gatorade again?

Hopefully there isn't an altercation with the Cops. And if so, will they use the doorbell this time?

Focused like a lion staring down a baby deer with a broken leg.

It's now or never hanky.

Push the envelope.

Go 100% or stay the fuck home.

We will expect Munzer like conditioning.

Hopefully the rest of the handicapped competitors are ready for battle!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5381 on: April 28, 2022, 06:56:37 AM »
Complete congestive heart failure. I.V. Lasix and Beta Blockers to keep him alive as long as possible. Heart failure has no cure.

Vince G he drops your name and gives a huge plug to your channel at 21:00. But has beef with you?

Seems like a decent guy. I wish him well.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5382 on: April 28, 2022, 08:12:31 AM »

Rating -

Schmoe content - 1/2 a sperm soaked Weider moustache out of 5. Connors is a gentleman about his guests and their love lives. No need to get your cocks out and lace up your grass stained New Balances for this one.



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5383 on: May 01, 2022, 01:31:00 AM »
These are the same degenerate perverts that defend Rocco Siffredi. I should be grateful for that sick fuck - he has so sufficiently turned me off from fucking, I will never get an STD, at least.

Matt, you continue to be the forums biggest loser.

He is the perpetual victim. If he's not feeling aggrieved when he wakes up he scours the internet for some new bullshit that will never impact his life and bitches about it incessantly.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5384 on: May 05, 2022, 01:03:43 AM »
Re: Changing Jobs In 2 Weeks

Well, I am taking up a new job so i'll not be around much during the next few weeks

Big whoopie, you ape-armed cock captain.

A coconut-head rectum excavator.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5385 on: May 05, 2022, 02:20:58 AM »
Re: Changing Jobs In 2 Weeks

Hahahahaha

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5387 on: May 10, 2022, 07:19:57 AM »
^^

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5388 on: May 11, 2022, 03:08:07 PM »


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5389 on: May 12, 2022, 09:41:46 AM »
Matt’s posts always give off little dick energy.  Between his lay about nature, ADHD, and creepy obsession with all things gay, you just sort of know that it all stems from having a tiny penis. 

I get the impression it’s so small that when he puts it in a girl, her immune system attempts to fight it off.  Foreplay for Matt must be giving the girl an anti depressant before undressing himself to prepare her for the disappointment with the upcoming 22 seconds of Adderall fueled human sewing machine genitalia demonstration.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5390 on: May 12, 2022, 09:46:26 AM »
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5391 on: May 12, 2022, 09:52:11 AM »
I guess there is only one thing to say Taffin bro:

try harder  :D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5393 on: May 16, 2022, 12:08:40 PM »
All joking aside, what is your book about?

I find it curious that noone's asked so far. You've told us the title, but what are the contents?

too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary,

practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5394 on: May 16, 2022, 02:22:27 PM »
upon further investigation by Brother Josh re: girlfriend confirming his need to be pegged, along with the recent evidence of a professional 'selfie ring' (normally used for Only Fans content providers),

his emerging Adderall addiction, and the fact that there appears to be no obvious reason for the high level of income of our dear bhanky, it seems highly likely that he is indeed being paid to perform a variety of greasy acts to support his crohnorexic addictions

Conclusion - irreversible nipple enlargement  :-\ :'(

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5395 on: May 18, 2022, 12:17:08 AM »
Re: where is josh?

is his manic episode over?
big mouth back in hiding? no free wifi?
still waiting to be ruined

If he was up your ass with baseball cleats on you`d know where he was you spastic twat.
You can`t even string together a proper sentence ....looks like you`re writing a fucking Haiku....douchbag.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5396 on: May 21, 2022, 01:04:53 PM »

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« Reply #5397 on: May 22, 2022, 10:57:28 AM »

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« Reply #5398 on: May 22, 2022, 11:05:15 AM »


The heavy breathing on that was hilarious ;D
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5399 on: May 27, 2022, 12:41:15 AM »
IMO, Rocco should be executed.

For the crime of shoving his shit-smelling cock in a woman.