Yet all the steroids that you shove in your ass will never get you to my size that I naturally have..... 
It's true. All he has to do is eat McDonalds twelve times a day to get to the size that you "naturally" have.
What happened? How did you get so fat?
And it seems to me you have gotten so big that all you would have to do is take a walk around the block to start losing weight. Just move and the weight will shed.
I'm looking forward to seeing how much muscle you have when you lean down.