RING RING
Kraft - MR Kraft here Cookies and Patriots how can i help you?
Police - Mr Oreo we are just calling you to give you heads up cus ima BIG BIG BIG pats fan, willing to trade you seats to next years game for info on Hernandez whatcha say?
Kraft - whatcha got?
Police - We about to pick him up for Murder on dat negro kid
Kraft - Shit , well i think we are going to stick with our kid and see what happnes
Police - Well Mister Ritz cracker we also going to get him on A double murder last year
Kraft - MMmmm
Police - you Damn right mmmm Chips-Ahoy , even your miracle whip aint saving his ass
Kraft - ok pick up your season tix at willcall , we will be firing hernandez in the next few minutes
Police - adios Kool-aid man