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« on: June 25, 2013, 11:26:21 AM » |
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So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.
So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.
laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in front of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 11:36:54 AM » |
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have you seen deliverance
squeal like a piggy boy
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CalvinH
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 11:49:18 AM » |
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have you seen deliverance
squeal like a piggy boy
I almost died for you bitches  |
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 11:53:57 AM » |
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So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.
So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I'm quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.
laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in fron of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 01:53:33 PM » |
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Why was this workout witheld from the lifting thread?
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 06:06:44 PM » |
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So I went kayaking in upstate Ct. on Saturday.
It didn't sink in what I was getting myself into when I heard that no one was allowed on the river the weekend before because the water was too fast and high after all the rain we've been getting.
So I leave my jeep jump in the shuttle and off I go.It's a 10 mile float/paddle down the river.
so the first 3/4's is chill.I paddle when I want,lay back in the kayak with my shirt off and my life vest as a pillow.
I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...sure enough I get spun sideways hit a rock and flip..I'm in a sit on top kayak so I end up in the water.first thing they tell you is to lay on your back and float until you can get out of the river.so of course I immediately try to stand and get knocked down and dragged over some rocks. not to bad, I quickly get back in my kayak {my friend grabbed it and was holding on to some overhead branches}...go down a little farther and flip again.this time it's a little more painfull.cut my knee and my side...get back in go a little farther and flip for the third time in the roughest part of the river.
scratch myself up real good this time.I couldn't get to the kayak.everytime I tried to swim or sidestroke I'd get lit up...so I had to float down the river on my back waiting to bounce into the next rock and hoping I didn't break anything....after about 15 minutes of this I finally get to shore where hypothermia kicked in and I shook uncontrollably for 10-15 minutes...I lost the paddle,my shirt, and flip flops.
laying there I hear cars above me so I trek up through the woods to the road and somehow I'm right in front of the place where I left my jeep.I went in took my keys and told them where to find the kayak and I had no idea about the paddle.....I went home and took a painful shower,had 2 beers and some food and was in bed by 5 pm....great times!
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 06:09:17 PM » |
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I see some white heads and put on my life jacket...
Good move, no one else really wants to see those either  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 06:49:32 PM » |
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Good move, no one else really wants to see those either lol |
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2013, 09:23:42 PM » |
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Were you wearing clean underwear and did you have a fresh pedicure?
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 05:14:37 AM » |
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farmington river?
some dude drowned in it the other day I think
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CalvinH
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2013, 05:15:48 AM » |
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Why was this workout witheld from the lifting thread?
I've never done a more exhausting and strenuous workout Good move, no one else really wants to see those either I just knew that you would respond to that part!  |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2013, 05:47:57 AM » |
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farmington river?
some dude drowned in it the other day I think
No,Housatonic....we were suppose to go on the Farmington but it was closed to all kayaks,rafting,canoes because of fast moving water. |
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2013, 05:51:08 AM » |
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Im sure that bobblehead of yours helped keep you afloat.
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CalvinH
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2013, 06:00:17 AM » |
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Im sure that bobblehead of yours helped keep you afloat.
...no but I would have been in big trouble if I didn't put the life jacket back on. |
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2013, 06:21:43 AM » |
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Guidos and water don't mix.
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2013, 06:23:48 AM » |
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Glad to see you are no worse for wear.
Next time, take a ducky float to keep you safe.
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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2013, 06:34:51 AM » |
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I've never done a more exhausting and strenuous workout If you modify your training you'd be better prepared. Please change to 33386 type workouts for the next three months. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2013, 06:39:59 AM » |
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If you modify your training you'd be better prepared. Please change to 33386 type workouts for the next three months.
. Just seeing his non stop posting makes me tired...hell with his workout. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2013, 06:40:56 AM » |
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farmington river?
some dude drowned in it the other day I think
More like 3 or 4 ...not even kayaking...just swimming and caught up in the current. |
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2013, 06:58:30 AM » |
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wadda mess  |
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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2013, 09:51:34 AM » |
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I just knew that you would respond to that part! Glad u r ok friend. I bet your dad told you not to go and you ignored him |
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« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2013, 01:16:04 PM » |
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Glad u r ok friend. I bet your dad told you not to go and you ignored him I never told him I was going  |
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« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2013, 01:56:25 PM » |
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I never told him I was going you call yer pappy right now and beg for his forgiveness |
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« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2013, 02:08:21 PM » |
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you call yer pappy right now and beg for his forgiveness I love T3h RUDE's avatar. |
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CalvinH
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2013, 08:09:22 AM » |
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I love T3h RUDE's avatar.
I almost died for you bitches and your worried about RUDES avatar |
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