Scary experience at Popeye's

[Archer77]

The colonel got it right when he ordered his slaves to develop the perfect 7 herbs and spices

No need for spicy.  Buffalo wings are an abomination made for drunk frat boys.

[JediTerminator]

Spiciest I go is taco bell fire sauce, which isn't anywhere near hot. I went on a date with a girl and she drank a pitcher of beer and maybe 2lbs of inferno wings. Took the nastiest shit in the morning on my toilet. Why someone would do that to their stomach, I do not know.

[Henda]

Spiciest I go is taco bell fire sauce, which isn't anywhere near hot. I went on a date with a girl and she drank a pitcher of beer and maybe 2lbs of inferno wings. Took the nastiest shit in the morning on my toilet. Why someone would do that to their stomach, I do not know.

haha i enjoy your fine storys about the filthy habbits of obese women.

[Kwon_2]

So I was craving some Popeye's chicken today. The only Popeye's close to where I live is in a really ghetto part of town, and I hate going over there. It is on the corner of a street lined with Section 8 housing, and there are always a bunch of gangster looking dudes just standing around on the side of the street and in the parking lot. But I decided to go anyway. When you go through the drive through, you go back behind the restaurant where it is not well lit and there are usually some sketchy people hanging out. So I am in line waiting for my food, and I see this homeless-looking guy behind me walking real slowly next to the bushes toward my truck. He seems like he is trying to sneak up on me or the car behind me. Now at this time, there is a car behind me and a car in front, to the left is the restaurant, and to the right is a bunch of bushes and a steep drop off. So I am basically trapped if this guy tries to pull something. Luckily, just as the guy is getting close, the car in front gets its food, and then I pull up to the window and my food is already ready, so I haul ass out of there. Maybe this guy wasn't up to any criminal activity, but it still freaked me out.

Try avoid blacks and ghetto areas whenever it's possible.

Did you really have to get Popeye's Chicken?

[Archer77]

Spiciest I go is taco bell fire sauce, which isn't anywhere near hot. I went on a date with a girl and she drank a pitcher of beer and maybe 2lbs of inferno wings. Took the nastiest shit in the morning on my toilet. Why someone would do that to their stomach, I do not know.

Why would someone do that to their asshole?

[JediTerminator]

Why would someone do that to their asshole?

Cheap lube?

[Kwon_2]

We humans are quite peculiar beings at times.

We tend to enjoy consuming very spicy food, and things in general that have a somewhat destructive effect on our internal organs.

Be it extra extra hot and spicy inferno thingies, alcohol, drugs etc

[JediTerminator]

We humans are quite peculiar beings at times.

We tend to enjoy consuming very spicy food, and things in general that have a somewhat destructive effect on our internal organs.

Be it extra extra hot and spicy inferno thingies, alcohol, drugs etc

Instant gratification is a guy. Enjoy now, pay for it later.

[Archer77]

Cheap lube?

Not worth it. 

[Kwon_2]

Instant gratification is a guy. Enjoy now, pay for it later.

Not a girl then? Are you saying this phenomenon only seen in Males?

Many women do the same thing.

[JediTerminator]

I wrote "is a mother f-" but it got filtered to guy. Lol. We talk about drugs and fuckin women on a daily basis but curses get filtered

[Kwon_2]

I wrote "is a mother f-" but it got filtered to guy. Lol. We talk about drugs and fuckin women on a daily basis but curses get filtered

Ah yes, it's true though, enjoy now, pay later, that sums up most of mankind

[Psychopath]

[benchmstr]

So I was craving some Popeye's chicken today. The only Popeye's close to where I live is in a really ghetto part of town, and I hate going over there. It is on the corner of a street lined with Section 8 housing, and there are always a bunch of gangster looking dudes just standing around on the side of the street and in the parking lot. But I decided to go anyway. When you go through the drive through, you go back behind the restaurant where it is not well lit and there are usually some sketchy people hanging out. So I am in line waiting for my food, and I see this homeless-looking guy behind me walking real slowly next to the bushes toward my truck. He seems like he is trying to sneak up on me or the car behind me. Now at this time, there is a car behind me and a car in front, to the left is the restaurant, and to the right is a bunch of bushes and a steep drop off. So I am basically trapped if this guy tries to pull something. Luckily, just as the guy is getting close, the car in front gets its food, and then I pull up to the window and my food is already ready, so I haul ass out of there. Maybe this guy wasn't up to any criminal activity, but it still freaked me out.

I am firmly against concealed carry for most civillians and LEO..but for you I'm gonna recommend that you never enter a Popeyes again without a full combat load

1 m4
330 rounds of rifle ammo
Plate carrier
2 radios
Side arm with ammo
1 jar of mayonnaise
2 job applications
Med kit

With these items you should be fine

[syntaxmachine]

Spiciest I go is taco bell fire sauce, which isn't anywhere near hot. I went on a date with a girl and she drank a pitcher of beer and maybe 2lbs of inferno wings. Took the nastiest shit in the morning on my toilet. Why someone would do that to their stomach, I do not know.

Damn, she couldn't even manage to get it in the toilet?

[arce1988]

[Nomad]

I am firmly against concealed carry for most civillians and LEO..but for you I'm gonna recommend that you never enter a Popeyes again without a full combat load

1 m4
330 rounds of rifle ammo
Plate carrier
2 radios
Side arm with ammo
1 jar of mayonnaise
2 job applications
Med kit

With these items you should be fine

wtf is the mayo for

I'm dying over here

[JBGRAY]

More scared white folks that live in their cookie-cutter homes where the lawns are manicured.....scared to go into the "ghetto" but yet telling the rest of society how racist they are......it is these very same ghettos that were formed when the whites ran en masse at the first sight of a brown face.

[Psychopath]

More scared white folks that live in their cookie-cutter homes where the lawns are manicured.....scared to go into the "ghetto" but yet telling the rest of society how racist they are......it is these very same ghettos that were formed when the whites ran en masse at the first sight of a brown face.

FUCK OFF

White people living in their "cookie-cutter homes" do so because that's a safe place to raise your kids and leave your car outside, go shopping and live your life without interacting with degenerates of colour like yourself who can't stop blaming your criminal animal behaviour on the "white man".

Fuck off back to where you came from, you're no longer needed as a slave, and you clearly can't make use of yourself.

No money having, big nosed, big lipped, weird talking useless bitch.

The "white man" can eradicate your whole race off the fucking planet, so STFU.

[JediTerminator]

^^ needs a Popeyes fix

[Mclovin]

More scared white folks that live in their cookie-cutter homes where the lawns are manicured.....scared to go into the "ghetto" but yet telling the rest of society how racist they are......it is these very same ghettos that were formed when the whites ran en masse at the first sight of a brown face.

I'm not racist. I never even mentioned the race of anyone involved in this story in my original post. How do you know I wasn't talking about a rough Asian or Caucasian part of town?

[JBGRAY]

FUCK OFF

White people living in their "cookie-cutter homes" do so because that's a safe place to raise your kids and leave your car outside, go shopping and live your life without interacting with degenerates of colour like yourself who can't stop blaming your criminal animal behaviour on the "white man".

Fuck off back to where you came from, you're no longer needed as a slave, and you clearly can't make use of yourself.

No money having, big nosed, big lipped, weird talking useless bitch.

The "white man" can eradicate your whole race off the fucking planet, so STFU.

 I am white. Im one of those jerks who bought one of the biggest houses in a somewhat dicey neighborhood....low taxes, low mortgage.  Just had to invest in a camera system, pitbulls, 12 guage, and my vehicles are parked in a garage. I master my domain. Those black guys hangin at the cona sto'? I talk to them, know who they are, and source them.

 I cant be a King amongst Kings. But I can be an Emperor over uneducated degenerates.

Real white men are alpha and dominate their surroundings......those like yourself retreat and wave the white flag from the stairs of your overpriced, overtaxed, HOA-ruled house.

 But....if you have kids, I can understand. I still think you're a pussy  

[Rhino]

More scared white folks that live in their cookie-cutter homes where the lawns are manicured.....scared to go into the "ghetto" but yet telling the rest of society how racist they are......it is these very same ghettos that were formed when the whites ran en masse at the first sight of a brown face.

racist post repored. talk about blame the victim mentality. Push white people out because of racism and hating whites...  then when getting the segregation fought for... blame the victims for running and accussing the victim of running due to seeing a brown face?  

[Psychopath]

I am white. Im one of those jerks who bought one of the biggest houses in a somewhat dicey neighborhood....low taxes, low mortgage.  Just had to invest in a camera system, pitbulls, 12 guage, and my vehicles are parked in a garage. I master my domain. Those black guys hangin at the cona sto'? I talk to them, know who they are, and source them.

 I cant be a King amongst Kings. But I can be an Emperor over uneducated degenerates.

Real white men are alpha and dominate their surroundings......those like yourself retreat and wave the white flag from the stairs of your overpriced, overtaxed, HOA-ruled house.

 But....if you have kids, I can understand. I still think you're a pussy  

I don't live in a house, and i'm not afraid of no one.

I just don't like c.unts making fun of successful people calling them ignorant pussy's for making something of themselves and their family wanting to live in a safe environment.

What don't you understand about that?

[Marty Champions]

i would suggest carrying a container of spare change when touring these night spots