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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1726406-jacked-mets-fan-struggles-to-open-a-water-bottle-gives-up


Read the post by the guy "timothy".    
I used to work at a bottling plant. Sometimes the machine that is used to cut the perforated lines around the cap misses the bottle or the cutting tool breaks altogether. The sorters are supposed to pull out the scrap (most of which just end up going to the break room) but mistakes are made. Anyway the ones that don't get the perforated cuts are not going to open normally no matter how hard you try. You're better off poking a hole in the bottle with a pen, or taking a knife and cutting the whole damn top off

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Not sure what you are asking me here.

Seems to me, the common way of opening a plastic bottle would be exactly as you'd described, that's all.

Of course there is always the possibility that the occasional bottle is fucked up and impossible to open, which may have been the problem here. I merely wanted to let people know that squeezing a squeezable bottle can help force it open. I imagine one might not like the side effects of doing this with carbonated drinks since you'd be putting pressure on the carbonation which could result in someone getting covered is syrupy soda. My wife drinks bottled ice-tea like it is water. I often have to open the bottles for her because her grip strength is even worse than mine.

I recall you mentioning your wife's health problems, Prime.  I hope all that caffeine isn't hurting her.  And I hope she drinks unsweetened.

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Hahahaha that was great man  ;D ;D ;D

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Dude, you're on the today show.  Lol. National coverage now!

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Dude, you're on the today show.  Lol. National coverage now!

Oh geez.

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Oh geez.

It will make it to the British press probably, The Daily Mail loves stealing some American funnies like your one....would be EPIC if I see it  ;D

I'll say to my wife "Honey, here's that guy who says he doesn't take steroids on getbig"  ;D

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Great everyday arms, easy to maintain without a ton of opening  ;D

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 :D

This just greeted me in the office


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:D

This just greeted me in the office



hahahah awesome co workers.

mate what time is there? its 10.20pm in Sydney.

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This just greeted me in the office

LOL! EPIC

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hahahah awesome co workers.

mate what time is there? its 10.20pm in Sydney.

8:21 am

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This just greeted me in the office



EPIC!!!!!  LOL

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This just greeted me in the office


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8:21 am

thats right monday morning.

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 ;D

Quickerblade

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is that aquafina water on your desk?

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is that aquafina water on your desk?

Yes - the ball busting has begun

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Yes - the ball busting has begun



Im sure you know there a heaps of videos on youtube now

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Im sure you know there a heaps of videos on youtube now

Yes.  Waiting for the $$$$ to roll in any day now . . . . . .  :D  :D  :D

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Yes.  Waiting for the $$$$ to roll in any day now . . . . . .  :D  :D  :D

that fucken video has 186,000 views, not bad for one day man

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Yes.  Waiting for the $$$$ to roll in any day now . . . . . .  :D  :D  :D

LOL @ the Youtube-comments...

STEROIDMAN etc..

Do you even Steroid?

Steroids Test FAIL

How do you figure out he is a Strongman? Just by his big arms??

Did he died?

Nice ass but died hair

Steroids man 0 Water Bottle 1

At least yer getting recognition for yer size by common man 333386! :D

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LOL check this out, studio talks about it.