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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2013, 05:28:44 PM »
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2013, 05:29:19 PM »
Quote from: V Man on August 22, 2013, 05:27:08 PM
I'm guessing it's because most tall guys with hair are much too insecure to bodybuild.

Yes, it takes quite alot of selfconfidence and security in oneself to strip nearnaked and prance on stage in a glittery thong!

Not everyone has what it takes for this
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2013, 05:31:06 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on August 22, 2013, 05:21:52 PM
No the second I think
from rxmuscle, a 2010 post
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I don't know about the rest of the guys, but I do know that Alq' Gurley was one of Two-Face's thugs in the split-color masks.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM »
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2013, 07:11:26 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on August 22, 2013, 04:59:06 PM
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but yeah, going thin on top at 37.  cruel fate.

When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2013, 02:08:55 AM »
Quote from: booty on August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D

What about when ur on your back?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2013, 02:11:46 AM »
Quote from: HockeyFightFan on August 22, 2013, 04:56:33 PM
Branch Warren is commonly mistaken for Bob Paris....

It's an easy mistake to make. ;D
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2013, 02:37:37 AM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?

Steroids stunt their growth and give them oversized ugly faces and makes their hair fall out.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2013, 06:46:36 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D
Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2013, 09:34:13 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 22, 2013, 06:57:40 PM
A lot of shorties in the sport.  I am 5'4 and tower over some of them.   :D

5'-4" is your waist size, not your height Pygmy.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2013, 10:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on August 22, 2013, 07:11:26 PM
When you're home alone by yourself, pull out the tape measure. Or don't. Probably better to not disappoint yourself.

Yep, I measured this on my own, on the top of it.  I'm fairly decent there.  It's just the hair, argh, the hair. 
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2013, 06:47:39 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2013, 06:46:36 PM
Are you saying you are taller than Lee Priest?
Schhhhh
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2013, 06:49:32 PM »
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM »
Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on August 24, 2013, 06:49:32 PM
:-*
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2013, 06:51:41 PM »
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P

I think you're just being nice.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2013, 06:52:43 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P

I measured myself this morning 5'11" dead-on-the-money  8)

Good thing considering my mother is 4'11" and my father was 5'9"
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2013, 07:25:04 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 24, 2013, 06:47:39 PM
Schhhhh
No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2013, 07:31:32 PM »
Quote from: Mr Nobody on August 24, 2013, 07:25:04 PM
No belt how do you keep those jeans up?
Hips. 
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2013, 07:57:50 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 24, 2013, 07:31:32 PM
Hips. 

I'd eat the corn out of those hips.
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #45 on: August 24, 2013, 08:14:20 PM »
Quote from: booty on August 24, 2013, 06:51:25 PM
I am shorter by one inch.  I am wearing 3 inch heels in this pic.   :P

Also, two gallon implants. :P
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2013, 11:56:52 PM »
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Re: Why are all bodybuilders bald, short and ugly?
« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2013, 11:58:17 PM »
Quote from: BooRadley on August 22, 2013, 04:30:16 PM
Why is this?

you are short because your mom loves to fuck midgets and you are bald because remember that mirror you use to look at as a kid that was your moms head with oil on it, and you are so ugly everytime you try to suck a cock the dick goes dead.
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