Author Topic: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder (Read 17216 times)

sarcasm · « **Reply #25 on:** December 27, 2005, 07:51:11 AM »

there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.

bandit · « **Reply #26 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:17:24 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on December 27, 2005, 07:51:11 AM

there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.

still he's bigger than you and outlifts you, i understand that makes you pissed. unfair isnt it

sarcasm · « **Reply #27 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:22:20 AM »

Quote from: bandit on December 27, 2005, 08:17:24 AM

still he's bigger than you and outlifts you, i understand that makes you pissed. unfair isnt it

the sad thing is that he doesn't even though he does quarter reps, haha, something tells you're just like the guy i mentioned.

bandit · « **Reply #28 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:29:30 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on December 27, 2005, 08:22:20 AM

the sad thing is that he doesn't even though he does quarter reps, haha, something tells you're just like the guy i mentioned.

let's compare.

how tall are you?
what's your weight?
how much do you:

bench.
deadlift.
squat.

sarcasm · « **Reply #29 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:31:03 AM »

5'11" 228, bench 375, deadlift 545, squat 575.

bandit · « **Reply #30 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:32:50 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on December 27, 2005, 08:31:03 AM

5'11" 228, bench 375, deadlift 545, squat 575.

now prove it. pictures will be accepted. video would be great.

sarcasm · « **Reply #31 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:35:01 AM »

hahahahahaha, you're just gonna have to trust me, those lifts ain't that good, if i was lying i'd inflate the numbers, i'm nowhere near the strongest guy in my gym, what about yours?

Mars · « **Reply #32 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:59:39 AM »

Quote from: sarcasm on December 27, 2005, 07:51:11 AM

there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.

Hahahaha good shit.

Mars · « **Reply #33 on:** December 27, 2005, 09:02:31 AM »

Quote from: bandit on December 27, 2005, 02:43:48 AM

good one, gotta wait for sarcasm/mars the siamese twins respond

You are just bittered because you are just like the guy i was describing haha.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #34 on:** December 27, 2005, 11:22:52 AM »

Bandit thinks he strong cause he can bench his body weight for his max

gdiesel12 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 27, 2005, 07:53:52 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on December 26, 2005, 09:27:56 AM

There is a Dipshit at Mayhem who writes this crap.

I like how they make it seem like a big struggle to be a bodybuilder,when most train like pussies, do a ton of recreational drugs on the side, get virtually no sleep and eat whatever they want.

Now that is hardcore.

Damn Adonis... Where's the love? Peace out.

gdiesel12 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 27, 2005, 08:06:22 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on December 27, 2005, 08:31:03 AM

5'11" 228, bench 375, deadlift 545, squat 575.

Those are solid numbers Sarcasm, props. And thanks for the kind words, money. Happy New Year. Peace out.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #37 on:** December 28, 2005, 03:38:16 AM »

Quote from: Mars on December 26, 2005, 08:36:04 AM

I saw a massive 120 pounds beast at my gym few days ago and he was wearing a animal pak t shirt with the line "Go hard or go home" on it haha pretty funny.

Where did you get the shirt?

Mars · « **Reply #38 on:** December 28, 2005, 05:05:13 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on December 28, 2005, 03:38:16 AM

Where did you get the shirt?

"Big" Cypriate haha oh brother what a name.

VGalanti · « **Reply #39 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:39:35 AM »

http://www.universalnutrition.com/features/backinthegame.html

sarcasm · « **Reply #40 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:43:51 AM »

very impressive "Vinnie", hahaha ::)how come you looked so stringy at the Nationals?

Mars · « **Reply #41 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:57:25 AM »

Maybe he stopped playing the mass game.

sarcasm · « **Reply #42 on:** December 28, 2005, 07:59:43 AM »

yeah, he "concentrated on refining his mass with cable crossovers, leg extensions and one arm cable curls", hahahahaha.

Mars · « **Reply #43 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:00:28 AM »

Hahahaha.

He missed his peak.

sarcasm · « **Reply #44 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:02:16 AM »

"i was a massive 182 before the show then i took too much lasix and dropped to 143", hahahaha.

Mars · « **Reply #45 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:04:15 AM »

Hahahaha good shit.

Or maybe he doesn't believe in basic movements haha.

sarcasm · « **Reply #46 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:06:24 AM »

he doesn't want to get too blocky.

Mars · « **Reply #47 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:07:39 AM »

"Squats makes my waist grow too fast so i don't do them"

Haha.

sarcasm · « **Reply #48 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:11:53 AM »

hahaha, he uses every excuse in the book, "benches are outdated, squats are hard on the knees, deadlifts are hard on the back, maybe i'll just do some machine rows with the chest support to stay safe", hahahaha.

Mars · « **Reply #49 on:** December 28, 2005, 08:13:15 AM »

Haha or the book "Adductor machine vs squats"

Author Topic: Animal Pak: Scream bloody murder (Read 17216 times)

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