there's a tool at my gym who reminds me of the guy in those ads, 20 years old, lives in daddy and mommy's basement, wears the ballcap down over his eyes for the bad ass image, does quarter reps on everything with weights that would break him in half if he tried to do full reps with it, gym bag the size of a Volkswagon with every lifting accesory known to man, walks around scowling at everyone, fuc.king pussy.