Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...

[The Ugly]

I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

Bet he didn't know he was a Hebrew. Did you break the news to him?

[Gonuclear]

Oh yeah? Well I bought a man named jerry from Asheville (no homo) a $100 straight talk phone and $45 worth of minutes and bought him a pack of pall mall full flavor 100s and a liter of Pepsi from a gas station he was banned from then gave him a ride  to the baseball stadium he lives behind and you don't see me bragging.

I would say you are bragging.  What else did you mean to do with this post?

Still, nice of you to help folks out.   

[JBGRAY]

People in the US are poor because they chose to be poor......luckily, most Americans are suckers, so I am glad most are risk adverse.

[Costanza]

What are these big bites like?

[Teutonic Knight]

Many of Wiggsers live in Australian Northern Teritory, they drink anything with alcohol warning signs on it
(ethanol & methanol  ),dental mouth wash,..............salt water crocks love them too  nobody ever
reported "missing" Wiggs 
Designated police pick up truck daily collect drunk Wiggsers & dump them under the tree outside Darwin.

[Irongrip400]

So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.

Only gay if you want it to be...

[calfzilla]

Only gay if you want it to be...

Wonder if he got the elevator or the shaft? 

[Knooger]

So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.

Exactly,  homeless Hebrew sucked him off for $11.

[Teutonic Knight]

Exactly,  homeless Hebrew sucked him off for $11.

O, god "Ours Regular Hebrew" secret is out 

[Gonuclear]

A bum once asked me, "Can I have a dollar for a sandwich?"  I responded, "Let me see the sandwich."

That's when I realized that you just can't talk to some people.

 

[Nirvana]

I would say you are bragging.  What else did you mean to do with this post?

Still, nice of you to help folks out.   

I believe they call it irony

[24KT]

check it out.....my guys going to look it over, we will do our own engine rebuild if its a go.....my first tractor I'm soooooooo excited, lol

http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773

Nice rig! What kind of engine do you have in it?

[Tedim]

Nice rig! What kind of engine do you have in it?

We didn't buy it......but it had an E7