Getbig Bodybuilding, Figure and Fitness Forums
April 19, 2014, 01:51:06 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Calendar Login Register  
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Bought a big bite for a homeless Hebrew just now...  (Read 1653 times)
The Ugly
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 10273



View Profile WWW
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2013, 09:16:06 PM »

I was walking into the 7-11, and this Hebrew(pretty sure he was a Hebrew, he was a black American of African descent) asked me if I could help him out.  I asked him what he needed, and he told me some change, anything to help him out.  I was feeling in a good mood, as I usually either ignore them or tell the no, but when I went inside the store, I purchased a hot dog for this man.  He thanked me and asked if we were hiring.  I told him to call the office and speak to my secretary.  Pretty sure I will never hear from him again, but I actually thought of going back and hiring him for $11 an hour to see how he worked out.  It actually made me feel a little bit of joy helping him out, in a way that assured he would not go buy booze with the money.  This is how things should be, people helping people, not government handouts helping people.

Bet he didn't know he was a Hebrew. Did you break the news to him?
Report to moderator   Logged
Gonuclear
Getbig III
***
Gender: Male
Posts: 599


It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.


View Profile
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2013, 10:22:15 PM »

Oh yeah? Well I bought a man named jerry from Asheville (no homo) a $100 straight talk phone and $45 worth of minutes and bought him a pack of pall mall full flavor 100s and a liter of Pepsi from a gas station he was banned from then gave him a ride  to the baseball stadium he lives behind and you don't see me bragging.

I would say you are bragging.  What else did you mean to do with this post?

Still, nice of you to help folks out.   
Report to moderator   Logged
JBGRAY
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 2011



View Profile
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2013, 11:51:30 PM »

People in the US are poor because they chose to be poor......luckily, most Americans are suckers, so I am glad most are risk adverse.
Report to moderator   Logged
Georgie C
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 1005



View Profile
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2013, 12:22:22 AM »

What are these big bites like?
Report to moderator   Logged

Ω
Teutonic Knight
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 4191


View Profile
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2013, 01:44:12 AM »

Many of Wiggsers live in Australian Northern Teritory, they drink anything with alcohol warning signs on it
(ethanol & methanol  Roll Eyes),dental mouth wash,..............salt water crocks love them too  Grin nobody ever
reported "missing" Wiggs  Wink
Designated police pick up truck daily collect drunk Wiggsers & dump them under the tree outside Darwin.
Report to moderator   Logged
Irongrip400
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Male
Posts: 7866


Pan Germanism, Pax Britannica


View Profile
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2013, 03:44:57 AM »

So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.

Only gay if you want it to be...
Report to moderator   Logged
calfzilla
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 10349


"My goodness, look at this biceps peak!"


View Profile
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2013, 03:53:34 AM »

Only gay if you want it to be...

Wonder if he got the elevator or the shaft?  Lips sealed
Report to moderator   Logged
Knooger
Getbig IV
****
Posts: 2618



View Profile
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2013, 04:10:29 AM »

So basically what you are saying is that you gave your Weiner to a homeless black man. Got it.

Exactly,  homeless Hebrew sucked him off for $11.
Report to moderator   Logged
Teutonic Knight
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 4191


View Profile
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2013, 04:36:22 PM »

Exactly,  homeless Hebrew sucked him off for $11.

O, god "Ours Regular Hebrew" secret is out  Wink
Report to moderator   Logged
Gonuclear
Getbig III
***
Gender: Male
Posts: 599


It depends on what the meaning of "is" is.


View Profile
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2013, 07:23:00 PM »

A bum once asked me, "Can I have a dollar for a sandwich?"  I responded, "Let me see the sandwich."

That's when I realized that you just can't talk to some people.


 Smiley
Report to moderator   Logged
Nirvana
Getbig V
*****
Posts: 4342


Maggot Filled Ass.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2013, 12:20:22 AM »

I would say you are bragging.  What else did you mean to do with this post?

Still, nice of you to help folks out.   
I believe they call it irony
Report to moderator   Logged

Chew Tobacco.
24KT
Getbig V
*****
Gender: Female
Posts: 23884


Karatbars Account Rep +1 (310) 409-2244


View Profile WWW
« Reply #36 on: October 02, 2013, 06:10:49 AM »

check it out.....my guys going to look it over, we will do our own engine rebuild if its a go.....my first tractor I'm soooooooo excited, lol

http://www.truckpaper.com/SpecialFeatures/email.aspx?emid=3052773

Nice rig! What kind of engine do you have in it?
Report to moderator   Logged

w
Tedim
Getbig IV
****
Gender: Male
Posts: 3154


"Ну GetBig, ну погоди"


View Profile
« Reply #37 on: October 02, 2013, 06:13:57 AM »

Nice rig! What kind of engine do you have in it?

We didn't buy it......but it had an E7
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Theme created by Egad Community. Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.16 | SMF © 2011, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!