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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2013, 11:03:08 AM »
I did real sports with real athletes. I am positive that training to beat some accountants who go ruck on the weekends won't be much of a challenge. You are pretty good at it, right?

I was DIV 1 Track Athlete, have a 2nd Degree BB in MA, was All American in HS in TnF, did all sorts of shit - GR HEAVY was the hardest thing I have ever done without anything even a close second. 

25 hours - 45 miles plus shit loads of PT w little breaks in cold wet nasty elements. 


99% of the fools on this site would not have lasted 30 minutes in to it

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2013, 11:07:01 AM »
Correct - Ill pay for Chaos to do this right now. 

GR Challenge December 28 - Huntington Beach , 1:00 am
So you train for over a year for this specific event and you want me to do it on 2 weeks notice?
Typical big mouth, wanna be rambo guido. I have no interest in lowering myself to mud wallowing with strangers just so I can feel women up under the guise of "helping" them. ::)
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2013, 11:11:28 AM »
So you train for over a year for this specific event and you want me to do it on 2 weeks notice?
Typical big mouth, wanna be rambo guido. I have no interest in lowering myself to mud wallowing with strangers just so I can feel women up under the guise of "helping" them. ::)


You think it is easy - sign up.   The 28th is only 12 hours - not 25.   


no groping anyone.  The only thing you will grope is a 50lbs pack, a huge ass log, team weights, etc; 

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2013, 11:25:26 AM »
I was DIV 1 Track Athlete, have a 2nd Degree BB in MA, was All American in HS in TnF, did all sorts of shit - GR HEAVY was the hardest thing I have ever done without anything even a close second. 

25 hours - 45 miles plus shit loads of PT w little breaks in cold wet nasty elements. 


99% of the fools on this site would not have lasted 30 minutes in to it
track? what exactly .. you do not look like a sprinter, runner, jumper or anything but maybe throwing a discus which is difficult but requires the athleticism of a rhino.

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2013, 11:26:43 AM »
track? what exactly .. you do not look like a sprinter, runner, jumper or anything but maybe throwing a discus which is difficult but requires the athleticism of a rhino.

Hammer Throw  ;)

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2013, 11:53:04 AM »

You think it is easy - sign up.   The 28th is only 12 hours - not 25.   


no groping anyone.  The only thing you will grope is a 50lbs pack, a huge ass log, team weights, etc; 
So you expect me to spend 12+ hrs of my life proving some twink from the internet that couldn't open a water bottle wrong?
Lol! ;D
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2013, 11:55:26 AM »
So you expect me to spend 12+ hrs of my life proving some twink from the internet that couldn't open a water bottle wrong?
Lol! ;D


Actually - yes.   ;)

Oh - did I mention the PT Test?  

Shit - forget I asked.  






Idiot to my left was out in first 20 minutes. 

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2013, 11:57:51 AM »

Actually - yes.   ;)

Oh - did I mention the PT Test?  

Shit - forget I asked.  






Idiot to my left was out in first 20 minutes. 
LMAO! Yeah, that's totally going to happen. ::)
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2013, 12:00:56 PM »

Actually - yes.   ;)

Oh - did I mention the PT Test?  

Shit - forget I asked.  






Idiot to my left was out in first 20 minutes. 

Brutal fishing for schmoes by posting pics of you on your knees.
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2013, 12:02:32 PM »
Brutal fishing for schmoes by posting pics of you on your knees.

This was the first part doing the PT Test. 

Max Pushups  - 2 min

Max Sit ups 2 Min

12 mile Timed Ruck

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2013, 12:03:02 PM »
I applaud you finding your life's challenge in these events. Personally, I tested my limits playing pro tennis, amateur squash, basketball and posing in a thong. I see this as another thing to do for people with 9-5 jobs alas those 4-5 hour marathon runners.

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2013, 12:04:54 PM »
I applaud you finding your life's challenge in these events. Personally, I tested my limits playing pro tennis, amateur squash, basketball and posing in a thong. I see this as another thing to do for people with 9-5 jobs alas those 4-5 hour marathon runners.


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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2013, 12:07:06 PM »
This was the first part doing the PT Test. 

Max Pushups  - 2 min

Max Sit ups 2 Min

12 mile Timed Ruck

Maybe if you didn't pat yourself on the back so much

people wouldn't think you

are a jerk off

with no social skills
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2013, 12:14:36 PM »
I applaud you finding your life's challenge in these events. Personally, I tested my limits playing pro tennis, amateur squash, basketball and posing in a thong. I see this as another thing to do for people with 9-5 jobs alas those 4-5 hour marathon runners.


Uuummmmmm  - 25 hours - 45 miles w a 50lbs pack along w shit loads of PT

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2013, 12:15:26 PM »
Maybe if you didn't pat yourself on the back so much

people wouldn't think you

are a jerk off

with no social skills

Chaos and I have a long standing fued.   ;D

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2013, 12:16:49 PM »
Chaos and I have a long standing fued.   ;D
You're fueding, I'm having fun. :-*
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2013, 12:19:26 PM »
You're fueding, I'm having fun. :-*


Aside from your dislike of me - why not do one of these w Coach and report back?   

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2013, 12:21:18 PM »

Aside from your dislike of me - why not do one of these w Coach and report back?   
Besides the fact I have no desire? I can't even find a weekend to make it to Coaches to train, where would I find 12+ hrs to play in the mud and grope strangers?
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2013, 12:34:07 PM »
Besides the fact I have no desire? I can't even find a weekend to make it to Coaches to train, where would I find 12+ hrs to play in the mud and grope strangers?

This is not Spartan Race or TM  - those are a joke compared to what I am asking you to try. 

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2013, 12:35:45 PM »
This is not Spartan Race or TM  - those are a joke compared to what I am asking you to try. 

Try flipping a tire bro, then you will know extreme endurance and pain

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2013, 12:39:12 PM »
This is not Spartan Race or TM  - those are a joke compared to what I am asking you to try.  


Dude, not everyone feels the need to take it to the extreme you do.....most NORMAL ;) people do the tough mudder,spartan,warrior and others because it's a fun challenge.

...the best part of the warrior dash is the drinking after ;D

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2013, 12:46:53 PM »

Dude, not everyone feels the need to take it to the extreme you do.....most NORMAL ;) people do the tough mudder,spartan,warrior and others because it's a fun challenge.

...the best part of the warrior dash is the drinking after ;D

Some of us like taking shit to the limit.   ;)


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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2013, 01:14:01 PM »
Regardless of how silly goruck may be, if I had someone paying my way for it, I'd do it just for the experience. No doubt It is a grueling workout.

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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2013, 01:55:42 PM »
Regardless of how silly goruck may be, if I had someone paying my way for it, I'd do it just for the experience. No doubt It is a grueling workout.
There you go. PM your addy to Pole Muncher and he'll send you his stuff and pay your way. :)
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Re: Open offer to Chaos
« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2013, 02:07:15 PM »
There you go. PM your addy to Pole Muncher and he'll send you his stuff and pay your way. :)

So whats 12+ hours of your life to do this? 

You start at 1 am and will be done by 2-3 in the afternoon.  No biggie right?