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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #50 on: January 17, 2014, 08:30:55 AM »
So I asked a fellow Getbigger about this,  and he basically said I could do whatever I wanted because I'm female, ESPECIALLY if the guy is juicing because test sends your sex drive through the roof, but... he's not juicing, so...

There's this guy at the gym, and he is babetastic. He's a 6'5" rugby player with legs as thick as my waist. Yesterday I watched him split-squatting 305 for sets of ten and I can't be sure, but I think there was a tidal wave between my thighs because I pictured his beefy blonde ass strutting around my living room in his boxer briefs, smiling at me with the sun bouncing off his lily white quads and sparkling teeth.  It might not have been a tidal wave, but whatever it was ruined my gym shorts and killed thousands of Hawaiians who were just enjoying the coastline, what a tragedy!

Sorry, let me get to the point.

If a guy hits on a girl at the gym, he's kind of corny. I mean if he's really good looking, he'll get away with it, but it'll always seem a little bit wack, and if he's NOT good looking, he's a total jabroni. Sooo... is there any way for me to hit on this (or any other) guy at the gym without being lame?  And maybe score a date or a butt-to-hand high five or something? I know, I'm a dork. I never said I was cool. Somebody make me cool.
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The main thing I noticed was 6 foot 5, what bed is long enough for a BALLER that tall??  I'm 5'11" and another 2 inches my feet are in the air!!! :D

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #51 on: January 17, 2014, 08:58:46 AM »
Don't just assume he's into neegresses.  If a neegress approached me I would assume she's trying to mug me or set me up to rob me.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #52 on: January 17, 2014, 09:06:23 AM »
I would be flattered by a young Lobstah awkwardly hitting on me in the gym.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #53 on: January 17, 2014, 09:07:57 AM »
This thread has solid potential.
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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #54 on: January 17, 2014, 09:08:00 AM »
Don't just assume he's into neegresses.  If a neegress approached me I would assume she's trying to mug me or set me up to rob me.

You can't trust a big butt and a smile
No, that's the old style
In ninety-humph, shit ain't quite the same
Bitches gotta brand new game, yo
It's kinda hard to see
But the dating game ain't what it used to be
Back in the day, if a ho wanted ya dough
She give you a piece of ass and there we go
Go and get knocked up and then get socked up
You be broke and locked up
But the news done hit
Bitches all over on some new improved shit
To y'all macks
Come to find out that bitches are pullin jacks
I remember every night all you had to worry about
Was gettin caught at a red light
And the guy gettin ya five, day to days
Now shit done changed
Cos you gots to watch the ones in the skirt
And it ain't about gettin burnt
I know it sounds strange, but could you
Stop thinkin with ya dick for a change
Cos you'll get a bullet in your brain, mr rich
And about that bitch, don't trust em

Chorus

(ice cube comin at'cha with a crazy bitch)
Don't trust no (bitch! bitch! bitch!)
(ice cube comin at'cha with a crazy bitch)
You can't trust no (bitch! bitch! bitch!)
*repeat*

Here's how the bitches jack:
They try to catch a dumb guy in the act
You came to the club, stepped to the bar
And pulled out a wad of doves
After you got buzzed, she walk by
You saw how big her ass was
Got her on the dancefloor
And she started dancin like a ho
Jimmy got stiff, she ain't have a ride home
So you gave the bitch a lift
She didn't wanna trouble you
But hopped her big ass in your bmw
Hopped to her house and started kissin
And jimmy just wouldn't listen
Cos you got real horny
And that ain't cool at four in the morning
Started undressing the ho
Got to the drawers and the ho said "no!
"not on the first date
"it's gettin kinda late, could you come back at eight? "
You said "yeah!" cos you thought you met a wholesome ho
But guy, she know you rollin in some dough
And you'll regret and somethin 'bout a bitch you just met
Don't trust em!

Interlude:
(scratching of bbd's 'poison' and pe's 'don't believe the hype')

Eight o'clock on the dot, guy's hot
Dick hard as a rock
Straight on a solo creep
Can't wait till her little boy go to sleep
So you can seduce the g
Bust a nut and make an excuse to leave
You got her worked out cos you the man
But the bitch got diff'rent plans
She said "take off your clothes, jump in the bed"
While she powder her nose
You get butt naked, cos you ready to wreck it!
Cos you's a motherfuckin PRO, next thing you know
The door flies open with a blast
With four niggas in ski masks
Pointin a gun at the pimp
You're scared as a guy and jimmy done went limp
They beat you down just a taste
Take ya to your house and make ya open up the safe
Drove you far, tied up in the trunk of your own fuckin car
Take you out and pop the cap
I told you the bitch was a trap
Don't trust em!

Chorus
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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2014, 09:25:20 AM »
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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2014, 09:30:54 AM »
We got a reversed mudshark vere

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #57 on: January 17, 2014, 10:23:10 AM »

No notes will ever be written again.  it seemed like a good idea at the time,  but it leaves tangible evidence that I'm kind of awkward.  You guys ever see that show New Girl? (don't admit to it if you have. Your sexuality will be in question)  I'm like if Zooey Deschanel and Wanda Woodward (see: Crybaby) had a black child.  Or like if Velma (ScoobyDoo) and all of Black Sabbath produced something chocolate. I basically never want anyone to have physical evidence of my status as a mathlete ever again.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #58 on: January 17, 2014, 10:29:40 AM »
No notes will ever be written again.  it seemed like a good idea at the time,  but it leaves tangible evidence that I'm kind of awkward.  You guys ever see that show New Girl? (don't admit to it if you have. Your sexuality will be in question)  I'm like if Zooey Deschanel and Wanda Woodward (see: Crybaby) had a black child.  Or like if Velma (ScoobyDoo) and all of Black Sabbath produced something chocolate. I basically never want anyone to have physical evidence of my status as a mathlete ever again.

LOL "mathlete"......dork!

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #59 on: January 17, 2014, 11:19:06 AM »
Lobstah a bit of advice

- take him some cooked food in the gym
- offer to do his laundry
- and make a fake call on your mobile talking about hoovers/ ironing etc etc
- but don't talk as it will come across as nagging

this cannot fail

the key is let him know you will do everything he wants without getting lippy

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #60 on: January 17, 2014, 12:06:09 PM »
Life is short , what do you have to lose? Go4it!  8)

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #61 on: January 17, 2014, 01:38:03 PM »
Life is short , what do you have to lose? Go4it8)

Don't mention that name, Lob is more into real men.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #62 on: January 17, 2014, 01:44:57 PM »
if a girl hits on a sober man she has to be real good looking other wise he can feel suffocated and even repulsed


if you got that lenda murray prostitute magic (way she moves, talks, looks at men) as i call it you can get any man any time i believe provided you are also a hot looking ho

This. It's happened to me a few times in the last few years and it's been really desperate looking. People probably think i'm nuts but it throws you off. I can do my own hitting  ;)

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #63 on: January 17, 2014, 02:01:18 PM »
seriously

just make eye contact with him, wear your tightest gym kit, do loads of deadlifts in front of him and smile a couple of times between sets

if he likes you and has any game at all

he will talk to you

you chatting him up is not the starting point for a fruitful liason

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #64 on: January 17, 2014, 02:03:22 PM »
guys are mudsharks to a lesser rate than females.

a 6'5 alpha has alot to choose from aswell

I'd say your chances are slim to none

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #65 on: January 17, 2014, 02:21:17 PM »
We got a reversed mudshark vere

Lobstah has developed an insatiable and unquenchable thirst for the chiseled white mans physique.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2014, 03:33:05 PM »
Lobstah looks good but needs to bring the calves up a bit.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2014, 05:51:27 PM »
Doubt the guy is even 6'5, girls are the worse at estimating height  :D

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2014, 06:02:26 PM »
Doubt the guy is even 6'5, girls are the worse at estimating height  :D
No, the day I asked if he played rugby, he stood up as he was answering me. I said shocked, "okay, I wasn't expecting you to be quite so tall," and he said, "Six-five haha. I know, I'm a big kid."
 He's a full foot taller than I am.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2014, 06:04:07 PM »
lobstah he sounds like a woman beater

stick to flicking your bean over what might have been- its better that way.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #70 on: January 17, 2014, 06:31:33 PM »
I'm kind of awkward.

No, no, not at all.

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #71 on: January 17, 2014, 06:51:51 PM »
It's possible.  I'm going to need to know how you feel about the following:
 Henry Rollins-Neutral
 Caribbean food-It's the only food I eat when I'm in the Caribbean
 my new glassesThey'd look great on my nightstand
Think carefully.  Your answers to any of these could be dealbreakers

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #72 on: January 17, 2014, 07:32:55 PM »
You need to do bench press with more weight than you can handle and a cut off tapout shirt.

It'n that's how it's done?

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #73 on: January 17, 2014, 07:43:52 PM »
Lobstah, you are a cool chick. But I think your situation is abnormal. Are you both regulars to this gym?

The reason I ask, is maybe someone can fill you in on his backstory berforehand. I dont not want to sound like a buzz-kill, but maybe the guy isn't into black women anyway?

If you feel that strongly about this guy, then try to small talk him.  Ask him if you can "work in" with whatever excercise he is doing.

Don't worry, you will make a guy very happy someday  ;)

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Re: Girls Hitting on Guys at the Gym- Acceptable?
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2014, 08:30:07 PM »
I'll spot your squat anyday. Just look at me. How can you refuse?