i love crossfit
because i want people to look like shit
so i can look superhuman
ok.ill write it down:
this guy and his girlfrend.both can be described as skinnyfat, shes very skinny with just the perfect amount of fat in all the wrongest places.
he is a skinyfat with kinda thick calves, very little muscle, and 20% fat, most of that on the belly, its jumped up and down under his skin tight armour tshirt.
he deliberately grew a beard, very long, im 100% ure this is copying his crossfit hero, you know,imitating one well known cfitter.
so, he does haha swuats with olympic bar and a brutal 10kg plate each sid(10kg is 22lbs for our american frendos).
does shitty form reps and then lets the bar fall down behind his neck and shoulders,the noise it makes is like the squatrack fell down.
he makes that pumped up stare after every set and pretends extreme sxhaustion,the faggeet, and the bends down and jumps in the air,and upon landing he lets himself fall down for a pushup, sweats like a moron, but not bc his effort, but beacuse of his retarded clothing.
you know those knee high socks which are used by females in the porn niche "loilta" gilr?tht what hed wear, you know, like soccer player.or like old ppl in hospital.pathetic.esp on his physique haha.
his gf was playing the "coach" role "one more rep comon", but being totaly unmotivated.
i was next by on cardio machine and lifted the tshirt to make away the sweat from my swuqre jawed face and expose my chiseled abs for a brief second,she catches that with her eyes,i see her jaw dropping for a second before she manages to put on serious face again.
its all good, with that 1 second i sure have destroyed her deluisons that her bf will ever look like that.
a small victory in the big field war