Monica

[_aj_]

Uncle Joon is the worst gimmick ever but getbig is so ridiculously dumb to see it.


If it's not a Gimmick then it's a Genova or a mandatory suicide.

Shhhh...we love to feed them...

[Uncle Junior]

She will smell the reek of desperation.

Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!

Externally you are completely wrong.

What the outside world see's  and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc

If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.

I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc

It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.

Think about that logic for a second.

On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.

In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.

Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.

Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.

I am one of those exceptions.

Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.

You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.

Philosophy lecture over.

Mwah, Uncle Joon,  x0x0x0x0

[bigmc]

Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!

Externally you are completely wrong.

What the outside world see's  and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc

If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.

I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc

It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.

Think about that logic for a second.

On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.

In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.

Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.

Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.

I am one of those exceptions.

Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.

You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.

Philosophy lecture over.

Mwah, Uncle Joon,  x0x0x0x0

serious question

do you have a disfunctional relationship with your mother

[Uncle Junior]

serious question

do you have a disfunctional relationship with your mother

No far from it, I love my mother the most in the whole wide world, she is an absolute angel, for her to have put up with me all those years being the fuckhead that I was and still give me unconditional love is unreal to me and I can never really ever pay her back enough the enormous debt of gratitude that I owe her, other than possibly give her grand children to adore, (better improved versions of me)

My father on the other hand was a different story, he was a man who liked to drink a bottle of whiskey a day, liked to gamble and was real good with the metaphorical belt.

Still he is a changed man now, he was from a different generation and different culture, it was not his fault, he didn't know any better.

He still drinks, he is still as stubborn and set in his own ways as ever but I learned to forgive him a long time ago and bear him no grudges.

I think if I had kids I would be a really really good father to them. I would never miss a single function they had, or turn up late to pick them up from school or talk down to them, or break their confidence or anything like that.

....doubt I will ever have kids though, its not looking good, getting passed it now

[---]

Internally you are probably right! Actually there is no probably about it, you are right!

Externally you are completely wrong.

What the outside world see's  and their perception of me usually is a high functioning individual who for the most part has most the things that they want or dream of and on the surface they would view me as a tower of strength etc

If they only knew how I actually felt on the inside and how weak I really am.

I would trade places in a heart beat to have the things that those people have. The important things to me like having the real love and affection of an honest woman and starting a family with her and having kids, preferably a son who I could teach boxing too take out and do sports, although if she was a girl I would probably even adore her more cos I would spoil her rotten etc

It's highly ironic actually that I get accused of being a gimmick/dishonest here where in fact I am 100% more honest on here that I could possibly afford to be in real life.

Think about that logic for a second.

On here I don't have to interact with anyone in real life, so it's easy for me to just be honest about how I really feel and express my emotions without fear of reprisal etc.

In real life that's not how it works. You can't afford to be really honest without pissing people off or upsetting them.

Many people here try to create a tough guy persona, because the internet provides them with the anonymity to do that. They create fiction in order to feel better about themselves/troll and convey to their internet buddies delusions of grandeur and self importance.

Off course there are always exceptions and not everybody does that.

I am one of those exceptions.

Rather than use the anonymity that the internet provides in order to poke fun at others, create fiction, lie about my life, I actually use it as an opportunity to be honest with myself, examine my thought patterns and expose my strengths and for the most part weakness and to put it out there for the world to see (all be it anonymously or semi-anonymously) because its somehow therapeutic and liberating.

You guys should try it sometime, being honest I mean, it's really not that bad and a whole lot of fun.

Philosophy lecture over.

Mwah, Uncle Joon,  x0x0x0x0

Epic rookie error of exposing your soft underbelly to the hyenas of getbig.

[bigmc]

For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it. 

great post 

[_aj_]

Joon is the greatest troll ever. I have never seen his equal.

[bigmc]

For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it. 

#

anyone that keeps melting down and taking this shit into real life


should read these words

perpective

[smoothasf]

'Hey that was you I saw the other day wasn't it? Monika right?.....'

Go easy on the Fucking compliments women hate guys coming straight out with compliments, it's awkward and creepy.   You can show you know her name already that will be enough of a compliment.  If she does ask how you know her name.  You asked who the girl was who always works out hard.

[smoothasf]

Don't power walk up to her either just say in passing. She will go red treat that as your power.

Oh yeah you insecure fuck .

[Hulkotron]

I love the Rhodes Scholars on here who are like "DONT FEED TEH TROLLS MOARANS!!!1" as they post on the troll's thread.

[Uncle Junior]

I love the Rhodes Scholars on here who are like "DONT FEED TEH TROLLS MOARANS!!!1" as they post on the troll's thread.

They are neither troll feeders nor am I such a thing. I shouldn't have to defend myself all the time, it tiring.

Accept that its entirely possible some of us may have lived more interesting/depraved lives than yours.

The reason they reply (those few who's curiosity has been awakened) is because they are recognizers of the truth. When you are a recognizer of the truth, the truth resonates with you. It's almost like an inbuilt 6th sense, those guys have it, the haters don't



 

[Rascal full]

Uncle Junior isn't a troll, just an honest guy who expresses his emotions. I know Getbig isn't typically the place for that but it makes him more likeable to me. Respect to Uncle J, always click on his threads as they are great entertainment.

[---]

For 18 years I sat down exchanging money and venom with real life vultures, drug addicts, gangsters, convicts, pimps and whore's of the underworld, trust me I have absolutely nothing to fear from the "hyenas" of Getbig as you put it. 

If thats a real photo of your hair in the big brother thread then you are likely no older than 18.

[_bruce_]

Uncle, is the cardio being done wearing combat boots?
Maybe you can dye your combover to make teenagers feel more at ease when approaching them like the titanic an ice berg..

[Hulkotron]

They are neither troll feeders nor am I such a thing. I shouldn't have to defend myself all the time, it tiring.

Accept that its entirely possible some of us may have lived more interesting/depraved lives than yours.

The reason they reply (those few who's curiosity has been awakened) is because they are recognizers of the truth. When you are a recognizer of the truth, the truth resonates with you. It's almost like an inbuilt 6th sense, those guys have it, the haters don't

 

No need for such aggression friend

[TEH boob]

'Hey that was you I saw the other day wasn't it? Monika right?.....'

Go easy on the Fucking compliments women hate guys coming straight out with compliments, it's awkward and creepy.   You can show you know her name already that will be enough of a compliment.  If she does ask how you know her name.  You asked who the girl was who always works out hard.

X1000 you shouldn't compliment her at all. If you're coming up and talking to her basically out of the blue, she already knows you find her attractive.

Treat her like a normal human being.

Guys who compliment typically make me think, "ew you're gross, I'm better than you" No lie, that's my internal dialogue. I'm a bitch.

[_aj_]

Apologies friend, wasn't aimed specifically at you brother.

Apologies. Galeniko speaks very highly of you. There are just so very few...uhhhh...forthcomin g individuals here. I would say its "refreshing", except there is a tinge of fear.

And your perfect guileless posts have more than a little Genova quality.

I will continue to watch and hope for you, brother.

[Hulkotron]

Yes galeniko has vouched for UJ.

[Uncle Junior]

Yes galeniko has vouched for UJ.

Galeniko is a good and honest man.

[---]

Yes you are right, I almost never complement any female I talk to directly for the first time, although I am a master of indirect compliments, subtle and snake like in nature, after all I was a salesman for many years and old habit's die hard.

I find the whole notion of seduction by playing the numbers game awful, yeah sure it does work but I am too long in the tooth to make the effort.

By the way nice to meet you "the boob", I am not going to lie I am curious about you. Not many female members on here, it's always nice when we got some new blood to go after...just saying  

UJ is the reverse Flintstones.
Flintstones is old pretending he's young and UJ is young pretending he's old.

[Uncle Junior]

UJ is the reverse Flintstones.
Flintstones is old pretending he's young and UJ is young pretending he's old.

35 is old friend, feels like it anyway.

I started working when I was 21 in a smelly call center in Old Street for £5.50 an hour, I think I told the story before, still it was fun times.

[---]

35 is old friend, feels like it anyway.

I started working when I was 21 in a smelly call center in Old Street for £5.50 an hour, I think I told the story before, still it was fun times.

21 you lazy fuck, I was working at 15.
All those years at college to work in a call centre?

[Uncle Junior]

21 you lazy fuck, I was working at 15.
All those years at college to work in a call centre?

I agree with you. I did my BA in International Business & Marketing, I've stated before it was the most useless thing I ever did.

Looking back at it now working in "that smelly call centre" was the best thing to have happened to me, although at the time I didn't know or realize it.

[Kwon_2]

No need for such aggression, friend.