Author Topic: Murican football vs Soccer (Read 5458 times)

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #75 on:** February 02, 2014, 01:23:59 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on February 02, 2014, 01:22:27 PM

I'm glad you had fun with it lol

I never said I don't like football...I love it actually. Just happens that soccer is my favorite sport...but I love all.

Soccer players would be crying 5 min into a football game getting tackled...and football players would be crying 5 min into a soccer game having to run. That's all

Thanks, I'm not a big fan of football. I'm just trying to irritate people as usual.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #76 on:** February 02, 2014, 01:33:27 PM »

What Murican football players and women have in common?

They need pads.

MAXX · « **Reply #77 on:** February 02, 2014, 01:42:21 PM »

soccer fucking sucks to watch. and I grew up playing it...

much prefer american sports over it actually

Shockwave · « **Reply #78 on:** February 02, 2014, 01:52:34 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on February 02, 2014, 01:33:27 PM

What Murican football players and women have in common?

They need pads.

that happens when players hit each other hard enough to break bones and/or incapacitate/kill each other... unlike soccer where they flop on the ground but dont actually get touched

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #79 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:02:34 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on February 02, 2014, 01:22:27 PM

I'm glad you had fun with it lol

I never said I don't like football...I love it actually. Just happens that soccer is my favorite sport...but I love all.

Soccer players would be crying 5 min into a football game getting tackled...and football players would be crying 5 min into a soccer game having to run. That's all

Fat people vs Slim people, guess who wins ?.

38-26-40 · « **Reply #80 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:03:05 PM »

Quote from: Roger Bacon on February 02, 2014, 01:23:59 PM

Thanks, I'm not a big fan of football. I'm just trying to irritate people as usual.

Well that's annoying lolll but funny!

38-26-40 · « **Reply #81 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:03:52 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on February 02, 2014, 02:02:34 PM

Fat people vs Slim people, guess who wins ?.

good one!

tonymctones · « **Reply #82 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:09:22 PM »

hahah you have to love the insecurity of the soccer twinks in this thread

freespirit · « **Reply #83 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:26:09 PM »

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #84 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:33:07 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 02, 2014, 04:35:26 AM

Nobody in soccer runs for 90 straight minutes.

Bull, that Mandzukic (Bayern #. 9 ) can run for 90 minutes very easily.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #85 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:46:39 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on February 02, 2014, 02:33:07 PM

Bull, that Mandzukic (Bayern #. 9 ) can run for 90 minutes very easily.

Not if a 245lb LB unloaded on him one time. Fetal position dying of internal bleedings.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #86 on:** February 02, 2014, 03:07:37 PM »

Quote from: Shockwave on February 02, 2014, 01:52:34 PM

that happens when players hit each other hard enough to break bones and/or incapacitate/kill each other... unlike soccer where they flop on the ground but dont actually get touched

Soccer is almost like basketball, but played with your feet.

Soccer not only shits on Murican football, it also shits on basketball...because to controll a ball with your feet is way more difficult.

Soccer requires talent and skills. Murican football requires juice and fat f*cks.

Look at this video, soccer guy getting rid of 3,4,sometimes 5 guys in a row...plus controlling the ball.

FF to 1:10

No hard feelings Shock ,you are cool guy.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #87 on:** February 02, 2014, 03:07:48 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 02, 2014, 02:46:39 PM

Not if a 245lb LB unloaded on him one time. Fetal position dying of internal bleedings.

That Bayern's Croat is big too, in yesterdays game he was playing with bloodied forehad.
UFC style knee could not stop him.

38-26-40 · « **Reply #88 on:** February 02, 2014, 04:02:53 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 02, 2014, 04:35:26 AM

Nobody in soccer runs for 90 straight minutes.

Ok let's not get technical. Or let's...They run 45, take a 15 min break, then back for the other 45.

How many single digit minutes TOTAL in 1 game does a footballer run for?

I'm not bashing football...I love football. However, it doesn't take much talent.

joejoe · « **Reply #89 on:** February 02, 2014, 04:37:35 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on February 02, 2014, 04:02:53 PM

Ok let's not get technical. Or let's...They run 45, take a 15 min break, then back for the other 45.

How many single digit minutes TOTAL in 1 game does a footballer run for?

I'm not bashing football...I love football. However, it doesn't take much talent.

This is bullshit and a pathetic argument soccer twinks always try to claim. They run for a few seconds, then walk just as long if not more. Or even stand around twiddling their thumbs if the ball is on the other side of the field

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #90 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:02:37 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on February 02, 2014, 04:02:53 PM

Ok let's not get technical. Or let's...They run 45, take a 15 min break, then back for the other 45.

How many single digit minutes TOTAL in 1 game does a footballer run for?

I'm not bashing football...I love football. However, it doesn't take much talent.

Not much talent? Oh brother.

Shockwave · « **Reply #91 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:05:43 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 02, 2014, 05:02:37 PM

Not much talent? Oh brother.

right? Only the top 1% of the most genetically gifted/talented athletes in the world can make it into the NFL... but it doesnt take much talent.

Lulz

cephissus · « **Reply #92 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:06:12 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on February 02, 2014, 04:02:53 PM

Ok let's not get technical. Or let's...They run 45, take a 15 min break, then back for the other 45.

How many single digit minutes TOTAL in 1 game does a footballer run for?

I'm not bashing football...I love football. However, it doesn't take much talent.

Lol... as someone who loves and has played soccer for many years, it didn't take watching more than a handful of games to realize football is drastically more complex

tonymctones · « **Reply #93 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:07:10 PM »

Quote from: 38-26-40 on February 02, 2014, 04:02:53 PM

I'm not bashing football...I love football. However, it doesn't take much talent.

spoken like a truly fucking ignorant moron...

saying football doesnt take much talent is like saying soccer doesnt take athleticism

tonymctones · « **Reply #94 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:09:10 PM »

have you ever seen one of these eurotwinks try and throw or catch a football?

LMFAO no talent...

Shockwave · « **Reply #95 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:13:15 PM »

Quote from: tonymctones on February 02, 2014, 05:09:10 PM

have you ever seen one of these eurotwinks try and throw or catch a football?

LMFAO no talent...

someone needs to inform them that they can actually use their hands for more than pretending like another player touched them...

tonymctones · « **Reply #96 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:15:00 PM »

no skill here

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #97 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:17:07 PM »

O.Z. · « **Reply #98 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:41:52 PM »

soccer is more exciting but there is plenty of drama queens in the game these days.
NFL is plain boring, too many breaks, waiting for a long time to see some action.
They both sux.

tonymctones · « **Reply #99 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:49:59 PM »

Quote from: O.Z. on February 02, 2014, 05:41:52 PM

soccer is more exciting but there is plenty of drama queens in the game these days.
NFL is plain boring, too many breaks, waiting for a long time to see some action.
They both sux.

there is at least 1 play every 45 seconds and each play is of consequence unlike soccer