epic 19" BICEPS ON 7" WRISTS
they said it could be done 
Brutal circa 1980's retro subway tile backsplash accent
Savage one-piece sink-and-vanity from the Home Depot closeout aisle
Monster tight grey tanktop to impress slack-jawed mouth-breathing soccer moms in your neighborhood
No-homo-but-mostly-homo black shorts to help tighten the visual appeal of the waist and thrust the buttocks out for all to admire, baboon style
Charlton-Heston-esque intercom in the upper left wall of the bathroom for the old lady to yell at you that mom has come over, and your private time in the bathroom with your laptop logged into getbig is coming to an end
j/k....bigmc represents. I can only covet arm don status in beta fashion.
PS: bikini is a woman I would like to meet up with to talk about current events in Canadian politics over a plate of pancakes and bacon with maple syrup, vis-a-vis the strong liberal-to-conservative divide as one travels from Quebec to Alberta.