Just to clarify for the actual requirements for Arm Don status

[snx]

epic 19" BICEPS ON 7" WRISTS

they said it could be done  

Brutal circa 1980's retro subway tile backsplash accent

Savage one-piece sink-and-vanity from the Home Depot closeout aisle

Monster tight grey tanktop to impress slack-jawed mouth-breathing soccer moms in your neighborhood

No-homo-but-mostly-homo black shorts to help tighten the visual appeal of the waist and thrust the buttocks out for all to admire, baboon style

Charlton-Heston-esque intercom in the upper left wall of the bathroom for the old lady to yell at you that mom has come over, and your private time in the bathroom with your laptop logged into getbig is coming to an end




j/k....bigmc represents. I can only covet arm don status in beta fashion.

PS: bikini is a woman I would like to meet up with to talk about current events in Canadian politics over a plate of pancakes and bacon with maple syrup, vis-a-vis the strong liberal-to-conservative divide as one travels from Quebec to Alberta.

[bigmc]

Brutal circa 1980's retro subway tile backsplash accent

Savage one-piece sink-and-vanity from the Home Depot closeout aisle

Monster tight grey tanktop to impress slack-jawed mouth-breathing soccer moms in your neighborhood

No-homo-but-mostly-homo black shorts to help tighten the visual appeal of the waist and thrust the buttocks out for all to admire, baboon style

Charlton-Heston-esque intercom in the upper left wall of the bathroom for the old lady to yell at you that mom has come over, and your private time in the bathroom with your laptop logged into getbig is coming to an end




j/k....bigmc represents. I can only covert arm don status in beta fashion.

PS: bikini is a woman I would like to meet up with to talk about current events in Canadian politics over a plate of pancakes and bacon with maple syrup, vis-a-vis the strong liberal-to-conservative divide as one travels from Quebec to Alberta.

that made me laugh out loud

decent lyrics 

[Go 4 It]

Arm, Ab, & Hair Don!

[Cleanest Natural]

why is your fly undone?

[njflex]

why is your fly undone?

waiting for someone to close it while he poses...

[Shockwave]

why is your fly undone?

somehiw the dude is incapable of posting a hetero puc.

even his pics with girls he looks like a total homo.

[snx]

Hahaha...hilarious.

What's even funnier is the poor blacking out of the face we've already seen a million times.

Boom.....I would like into this exclusive club.

Monster wrinkling on outside of hand taking picture.

Desperate attempt to look as if owning a retro t-shirt, when in fact, was purchased at Palmercash.com last week with the rent money

Brutally short biceps that do not extend to the elbow, compounded with epic lack of posing know-how on the dais, evidenced by the fact that she did not turn her wrist away from her head to extend the muscle



8.3497/10.

Would still hit after attempting to lower her self-esteem with my savage posts (see above).  




BS is alright in my book. One of the quality posters on here.

[Rascal full]

Bikini upstaging the effervescent or whatever the twats name is now.

[BikiniSlut]

I want in!
This picture is LITERALLY a year old though.  it it's from like THIS WEEK in February of last year, weird.  Anyway, the point is, I look great in fat season, and fat makes my arms look amazerific, apparently.  Only in this pose haha. (one arm brutally bigger than the other.  I've been owned by my own body.)

Lobstah you look absolutely stellar! I don't even think I could get this muscular on Test haha.

This is just a perfect pic all the way around. Yes....there is a slight bicep imbalance but that's common and I probably wouldn't have noticed it if you hadn't pointed it out.

Best female physique on Getbig for sure.

My candle has been extinguished. 

[Roger Bacon]

I want in!
This picture is LITERALLY a year old though.  it it's from like THIS WEEK in February of last year, weird.  Anyway, the point is, I look great in fat season, and fat makes my arms look amazerific, apparently.  Only in this pose haha. (one arm brutally bigger than the other.  I've been owned by my own body.)

I might have to start ordering my women like I order my coffee.

[BikiniSlut]

Every pic posted in this thread deserves fucking kudos.

It's nice to know Shizzo is alone in his physique on this board.

[King Shizzo]

Lobstah, You might want to check on laser hair removal surgery. You are giving vintage George Michaels a run for his money, in the 5'oclock shadow department. Are you Turkish?

[BikiniSlut]

Lobstah, You might want to check on laser hair removal surgery. You are giving vintage George Michaels a run for his money, in the 5'oclock shadow department. Are you Turkish?

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking lush.

She looks tremendous.

[King Shizzo]

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking lush.

She looks tremendous.

I'm talking about the Shahs of Sunset beard she sports.

[Palpatine Q]

Groinks like some middle age ho bragging about his titty implants. Worst of all he has a circle jerk of other middle aged losers wishing they could rebuild some of their youth by getting work down.

Seriously tired of this weak minded beta bitched fucker. His little delusions about his own self worth are fucked and he's gonna melt like a train when he has to come off the sauce due to "unexpected" health problems.

Oh shut the. fuck up you miserable twat. Not my fault you suck at every aspect in life

[Lobstah]

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking lush.

She looks tremendous.

One can hardly expect shizzo to see anything through the forests of fat he's hiking in. It's cool, not mad. I'm not a supermodel,  but my skin is, for the most part, pretty flawless.

[BikiniSlut]

One can hardly expect shizzo to see anything through the forests of fat he's hiking in. It's cool, not mad. I'm not a supermodel,  but my skin is, for the most part, pretty flawless.

Actually not true....you're very attractive. Slap on the supermodel makeup and you would fit right in.

The reason you wouldn't make it is because you aren't size 0 haha. Or 6'5. 

[visualizeperfection]

One can hardly expect shizzo to see anything through the forests of fat he's hiking in. It's cool, not mad. I'm not a supermodel,  but my skin is, for the most part, pretty flawless.

I laughed out loud.

[bigmc]

One can hardly expect shizzo to see anything through the forests of fat he's hiking in. It's cool, not mad. I'm not a supermodel,  but my skin is, for the most part, pretty flawless.

you are very pretty

fuck the woman hating virgins  

[Simple Simon]

One can hardly expect shizzo to see anything through the forests of fat he's hiking in. It's cool, not mad. I'm not a supermodel,  but my skin is, for the most part, pretty flawless.

Yep, very impressive.

[Cleanest Natural]

Yes, Lostah is a pretty woman. Love the skin

[King Shizzo]

Can't the sexy lobstah ever tell when I am joking? 

It's all fun here girl. I pick on you because I like you.

I think you should post more actually.

You are smart and opinionated.

Plus you have a vagina (those are in short supply around here)

[visualizeperfection]

Can't the sexy lobstah ever tell when I am joking? 

It's all fun here girl. I pick on you because I like you.

I think you should post more actually.

You are smart and opinionated.

Plus you have a vagina (those are in short supply around here)

just attempt a side bend, about forty fresh vaginas will be created out of your skin folds.

[King Shizzo]

just attempt a side bend, about forty fresh vaginas will be created out of your skin folds.

Holy shit! Hahahhahahahahahahahaha

Solid work. 

[visualizeperfection]

Holy shit! Hahahhahahahahahahahaha

Solid work. 

thx bud.