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Icelord

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2014, 10:26:31 PM »
Quote from: TEH boob on March 25, 2014, 10:24:07 PM
What. I don't play other guys.


@Shockwave, I'm not that malicious. It's more like these things are done for me, I'm not bossy or anything.

@Icelord, that merits a "you don't know me!"
I just want to suck your clit then spit on you and walk away after you spew your load on my hairy chin
that's not much to ask

well, nipples too
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TEH boob

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2014, 10:31:28 PM »
Go masturbate somewhere. Don't make any more sexual comments towards me, I don't welcome them. I'm serious. It's fucking disrespectful.

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Icelord

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2014, 10:32:07 PM »
That was just a test. And

yep, definitely still a typical woman.  ::) 8)
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2014, 10:33:35 PM »
Found it...

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Icelord

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #54 on: March 25, 2014, 10:34:41 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on March 25, 2014, 10:33:35 PM
Found it...


The Outer Limits was weirder/more entertaining.

In one episode this woman ends up with a camera implanted in her brain that she touches with a pencil through a mysterious hole in her forehead. Very bizarre.
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tommywishbone

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2014, 10:39:16 PM »
I only do flyes, no pressing.
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2014, 10:41:56 PM »
I thought you meant each time you do a bench press you get $100.

Imagine the soreness.
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Bertha Butt

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #57 on: March 26, 2014, 12:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on March 25, 2014, 06:59:18 PM
But somebody random in the world dies for each 100 dollars.Would you press it?If so how many times?
My finger would be glued to the button. Well, at least untill I have enough money to do what I want. I don't care for random strangers across the globe.
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #58 on: March 26, 2014, 12:43:52 AM »
Quote from: Bertha Butt on March 26, 2014, 12:35:41 AM
My finger would be glued to the button. Well, at least untill I have enough money to do what I want. I don't care for random strangers across the globe.

I assume Phreak is really your better half.
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Bertha Butt

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #59 on: March 26, 2014, 01:01:43 AM »
Quote from: Wolfox on March 26, 2014, 12:43:52 AM
I assume Phreak is really your better half.
He's the more social one of us. But in this case, he would press the button with the biggest smile you've ever seen. And then use the money as toilet paper.
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Roger Bacon

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #60 on: March 26, 2014, 01:03:15 AM »
You're all bastards...
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #61 on: March 26, 2014, 03:38:59 AM »
creepiest thread ever
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #62 on: March 26, 2014, 03:45:24 AM »
Quote from: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 08:08:16 PM
I'd shoot him in the face with a Kahr PM45 for a route 44 slurpie.

Holy shit, I didn't know that Kahr was making a compact .45!

(LOL@"slurpie")
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #63 on: March 26, 2014, 04:45:23 AM »
I would hit it 1,000,000 times a day in the hope that shizzo gets killed before my family
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King Shizzo

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2014, 04:46:50 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on March 26, 2014, 04:45:23 AM
I would hit it 1,000,000 times a day in the hope that shizzo gets killed before my family
The bait is not working  :-*
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The Grim Lifter

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2014, 04:50:47 AM »
I'd hit 6,999,999,999 times. Oh course then the money would be worth nothing but YOLO Bitch
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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2014, 05:15:58 AM »
I'd blackmail the world to the tune of $100k/day and have raunchy sex with the genie.
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King Shizzo

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #67 on: March 26, 2014, 05:31:44 AM »
This is the movie i was talking about.

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bigmc

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #68 on: March 26, 2014, 05:32:26 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 04:46:50 AM
The bait is not working  :-*

you replied therefore it is
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King Shizzo

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #69 on: March 26, 2014, 05:34:40 AM »
This is a vid of her and her husband talking the deal over.

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Tapeworm

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2014, 05:35:40 AM »
You understand I was talking about the "I Dream of" kind.  Not the stubbly, fat, arabian, magic carpet kind.

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King Shizzo

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2014, 05:36:40 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on March 26, 2014, 05:32:26 AM
you replied therefore it is
Why are you replying?  :P
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bigmc

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2014, 05:38:41 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 05:36:40 AM
Why are you replying?  :P

because i wanted to

i don't put any weight against the ownage of replying to posts

i was merely trolling you in the previous post
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King Shizzo

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2014, 05:41:24 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on March 26, 2014, 05:38:41 AM
because i wanted to

i don't put any weight against the ownage of replying to posts

i was merely trolling you in the previous post
You have lots of un-written rules. You should write a book.
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bigmc

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Re: A genie gives you a machine where each time you press you get 100 dollars.....
« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2014, 05:52:45 AM »
Quote from: Shizzo on March 26, 2014, 05:41:24 AM
You have lots of un-written rules. You should write a book.

i will leave you to write the get big rule book

that you keep spouting on about

i only have one rule

and that's to stop crap posters being on the Y  :)
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