Star Wars: Episode VII - A Force Awakens - info and the trailer

[King Shizzo]

Who gives a shit about new Star Wars movies?

[SquatsRule]

Hahaha combing the desert.

[Archer77]

The Empire was not destroyed at the end of Return of the Jedi and probably still control a large chunk of territory.

The stormtroopers are conscripts from imperial territory.

I wonder who leads them.  Also, my theory is the new evil Jedi is actually a woman disguising her voice.

[Thong Maniac]

Just another green screen adventure, shot on location at the local green screen studio. Cant wait to watch another big "budget" film with big name actors in a green screen cartoon landscape as the back drop.

[Grape Ape]

I wonder who leads them.  Also, my theory is the new evil Jedi is actually a woman disguising her voice.

Looks like the Sith have returned, so that a possibility.

And yes, that deep voice did sound suspect.

[Hulkotron]

Looks like the Sith have returned, so that a possibility.

And yes, that deep voice did sound suspect.

Max Von Sydow is in it (villain from Minority Report, also King Osric from Conan, bodybuilding related ).  He's 85 years old and I'm not sure what role he would be playing in a Star Wars movie other than a Sith Lord, although he kind of looks like Alec Guinness so maybe he's playing Obi-Wan's force ghost.

Some tit I've never heard of (Adam Driver?) is rumored to be the villain as well.

[Grape Ape]

Some tit I've never heard of (Adam Driver?) is rumored to be the villain as well.

Adam Driver is on the overrated hunk of shit show Girls.

[Mr Anabolic]

Max Von Sydow is in it (villain from Minority Report, also King Osric from Conan, bodybuilding related ).  He's 85 years old and I'm not sure what role he would be playing in a Star Wars movie other than a Sith Lord, although he kind of looks like Alec Guinness so maybe he's playing Obi-Wan's force ghost.

Some tit I've never heard of (Adam Driver?) is rumored to be the villain as well.

[Nails]

[calfzilla]

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[The Wrong Advices]

when i saw the chocolate face, i thought of the planet of the apes

When I read your post, I thought it was a retard. Guess one of us was right.

[The Scott]

"Disney's Star Ho's:  Episode VII" - A FARCE AWAKENS.

I could be wrong.  I hope I am.

[Grape Ape]

"Disney's Star Ho's:  Episode VII" - A FARCE AWAKENS.

I could be wrong.  I hope I am.

Pretty sure you're wrong.


We'll see.

[Griffith]

Max Von Sydow is in it (villain from Minority Report, also King Osric from Conan, bodybuilding related ).  He's 85 years old and I'm not sure what role he would be playing in a Star Wars movie other than a Sith Lord, although he kind of looks like Alec Guinness so maybe he's playing Obi-Wan's force ghost.

Some tit I've never heard of (Adam Driver?) is rumored to be the villain as well.

Maybe he's a General or new leader of the Empire?

[_aj_]

That didn't bother me.  There's always been an element of that in the all films, but they went way over the top with it in Episode 1, even outside Jar-Jar (C3PO battle scenes were cringe worthy).

I just think those making the film are well aware of the mistakes of the prequels, and will make sure they don't repeat them.

There's a theory going around the Twitter-verse that JJ Abrams put elements of that trailer in to get audiences to hate it so he could convince his Disney masters to kill it. The roller-droid being a prime example.

[Nails]

There's a theory going around the Twitter-verse that JJ Abrams put elements of that trailer in to get audiences to hate it so he could convince his Disney masters to kill it. The roller-droid being a prime example.

kill what  The release of star wars


there is no way in hell this movie could suck more then episodes 1-3

i really liked the JJ Abrams Star Trek films and i am not even a star trek fan

[_aj_]

kill what  The release of star wars


there is no way in hell this movie could suck more then episodes 1-3

i really liked the JJ Abrams Star Trek films and i am not even a star trek fan

No no, kill the stupid elements of the script. If the world had been exposed to the idiocy of JarJar Binks before the movie opened, Ep1 would have been an order of magnitude better.

And don't get me started on the fucking Ewoks.

[Skylge]

Just another green screen adventure, shot on location at the local green screen studio. Cant wait to watch another big "budget" film with big name actors in a green screen cartoon landscape as the back drop.

Very big budget, and shot at many different real locations globally

[Grape Ape]

There's a theory going around the Twitter-verse that JJ Abrams put elements of that trailer in to get audiences to hate it so he could convince his Disney masters to kill it. The roller-droid being a prime example.

I experienced no hate for the roller droid.  He appeared quite concerned about what was going on, which is an excellent quality to have.

[MikMaq]

No no, kill the stupid elements of the script. If the world had been exposed to the idiocy of JarJar Binks before the movie opened, Ep1 would have been an order of magnitude better.

And don't get me started on the fucking Ewoks.

I'll never get the jar jar hatred.

OF all the shit floating around in those 3 movies he was bar far the mildest.

both anakins were fucking horrid.

The majority of the cast was as dry as 80 year old's snatch.

[Hulkotron]

There's a theory going around the Twitter-verse that JJ Abrams put elements of that trailer in to get audiences to hate it so he could convince his Disney masters to kill it. The roller-droid being a prime example.

This is almost as bad as Vince Basile's theory of hypertrophy.  That was a great teaser trailer.

[Mr Anabolic]

I'll never get the jar jar hatred.

OF all the shit floating around in those 3 movies he was bar far the mildest.

both anakins were fucking horrid.

The majority of the cast was as dry as 80 year old's snatch.

Totally agree.  How/why this kid got hired for that part, I'll never know.



Hayden Christensen was an annoying whinny twit, especially in the second movie.

Both of them could not act.  That did not seem to matter to Lucas though.

[gmflex]

Who gives a shit about new Star Wars movies?

 

[Nails]

 

he must be drunk again, the sober life isn't for him

[Archer77]

 

Shizzo is upset at the portrayal of his species in the original trilogy.