I recommend you read Groink's superiority posts. THAT is funny.
One of the funniest things I have ever red was directed towards Shizzo .. "you look as if a bowl of rice pudding got struck by lighning and achieved consciousness" .. I was in tears
![Cheesy :D](http://www.getbig.com/boards/Smileys/classic/cheesy.gif)
My own ... "UKJeff seems the type of guy who, during a threesome, would try to french kiss a girl while she is blowing the other dude".