The yearly 'do you want kids ' thread

[Army of One]

Another year older, another year I would hate to be bogged down with kids.Yourself?

[Quickerblade]

Another year older, another year I would hate to be bogged down with kids.Yourself?

happy birthday bro

[Army of One]

happy birthday bro

Thanks brah

[TEH boob]

I'd love to have some kids. I'd frolic with them, nurture them, and when I get tired, I'll roast them on a spit.

[visualizeperfection]

I'd love to have some kids. I'd frolic with them, nurture them, and when I get tired, I'll roast them on a spit.

No filipino

[Man of Steel]

 As always I support the idea that the vast majority of getbiggers should not have kids.   

[Quickerblade]

imagine we all had kids and they just inherited our accounts.

[Natural Man]

[38-26-40]

imagine we all had kids and they just inherited our accounts.

How cute!!!

[Quickerblade]

How cute!!!

I hope he loves the NBA and he is friends with Arce's kids.

[booty]

Another year older, another year I would hate to be bogged down with kids.Yourself?

Happy Birthday!!!

[visualizeperfection]

Happy birthday cocksucker

 



Plz dont reproduce.

[Bertha Butt]

Another year older, another year I would hate to be bogged down with kids.Yourself?

Happy birthday!

No kids for me, thank you. I already have my hands full on raising Phreak... Cats are easier, they don't leave wet towels on the bathroom floor, or empty food containers on the kitchen counter.

[da_vinci]

No I don't. I like kids, but I do not want to have my own.

Not sure I'd like a new person to go through a "human condition" just because of my egoism. I may have some day for some woman if she'll insist and I'll take a good care of it, but otherwise - life is nice as it is for me and I have way too much to do to find "empty place" to fit another human being in it. Oh, and they are nice and cute for about 5-8 years, from then on it's a burden and bullshit, money spending, taking time for nonsense and just generally putting up with their shit. I know - I was a kid once...  
 I'm glad evolution reached a point where an animal can consciously question this preprogrammation and decide what to do. I'd like to keep living myself and not a half of my genome.

[lithium]

[falco]

I'd love to have some kids. I'd frolic with them, nurture them, and when I get tired, I'll roast them on a spit.

You are a sick man joon. You are also on TIME OUT.

[Bertha Butt]

Oh, and they are nice and cute for about 5-8 years

I think they're annoying until they're 20-25 years. Diapers, teething, no-fase, why-fase, me-fase, school, friends (someone else's kids), first love, first break up, puberty, more school, jobs... Can't be bothered with that.

[TheShape.]

[da_vinci]

I think they're annoying until they're 20-25 years. Diapers, teething, no-fase, why-fase, me-fase, school, friends (someone else's kids), first love, first break up, puberty, more school, jobs... Can't be bothered with that.

Yeah. And don't forget there's a chance they may some day curse you for givin them life at all... But it seems that most people are convinced their genes are very valuable and worth spreading, risen in perfect families, with perfect habits and obviously they'd produce another bunch of perfect human beings for a happy life ever after 

[Wiggs]

This is why the white population will be much smaller or cease to exist eventually. Greed and selfishness. Good luck.

[Grape Ape]

Oh, and they are nice and cute for about 5-8 years, from then on it's a burden and bullshit, money spending, taking time for nonsense and just generally putting up with their shit.

Nah, not really.

[Simple Simon]

Thinking about having a dog, dont just get a pup, borrow an older dog from someone and see if you take to it, if not just give it back.

We do it with children in the UK its called 'fostering'.

[the trainer]

Is this fucking clown for real what a retard.

[Roger Bacon]

As soon as I meet a semi plump, semi submissive, semi feisty, intelligent, pale blonde, that works out, and cooks/knows nutrition like Bertha butt or Princess L. I'll have 18 kids like the Duggars.

[Man of Steel]

As soon as I meet a semi plump, semi submissive, semi feisty, intelligent, pale blonde, that works out, and cooks/knows nutrition like Bertha butt or Princess L. I'll have 18 kids like the Duggars.

How many kids do you have now?