Another year older, another year I would hate to be bogged down with kids.Yourself?
happy birthday bro
I'd love to have some kids. I'd frolic with them, nurture them, and when I get tired, I'll roast them on a spit.
imagine we all had kids and they just inherited our accounts.
How cute!!!
Oh, and they are nice and cute for about 5-8 years
I think they're annoying until they're 20-25 years. Diapers, teething, no-fase, why-fase, me-fase, school, friends (someone else's kids), first love, first break up, puberty, more school, jobs... Can't be bothered with that.
Oh, and they are nice and cute for about 5-8 years, from then on it's a burden and bullshit, money spending, taking time for nonsense and just generally putting up with their shit.
As soon as I meet a semi plump, semi submissive, semi feisty, intelligent, pale blonde, that works out, and cooks/knows nutrition like Bertha butt or Princess L. I'll have 18 kids like the Duggars.