Author Topic: Getbig T-Shirt (Top 10 Most Annoying People at the Gym) (Read 27599 times)

Dan-O · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2006, 07:46:31 AM »

Quote from: garraeth on February 13, 2006, 10:23:33 PM

I already made one...sorta: http://www.cafepress.com/gym_etiquette
It's kewl
...here's the "art"

LOL, I like your #4. This happened to me just last night... some dipshit had all the room in the world to walk around me (I was doing pec deck flyes) but he had to walk right by me and sure enough, I smacked him on the shoulder.

I think it woke him up from his nap.

bronxbomber · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2006, 07:53:16 AM »

old men who record their work outs as if their looking to gain new muscle @ 60.

bronxbomber · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2006, 09:22:30 AM »

guys with 13 inch biceps wearing under armor shirts!

paul84 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2006, 10:03:55 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 14, 2006, 02:26:32 AM

Skinny guys who wear an Ipod on the arm band holding their "training partner's" arm while the guy is doing a single arm rope pushdown with 20 pounds. After the monstrous set, these homos stretch each other's arms out. Whoops ! I suppose that's too long to fit in the T-shirt

I already said that one:
1. Alexxx

Dos Equis · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2006, 10:04:24 AM »

Guys who sweat all over machines and don't wipe them down. There was one guy who used to work out at my gym that I called Pizza the Hut (from the movie Spaceballs). He was awful.

Bast000 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2006, 10:08:23 AM »

I don't wipe shit down. People should feel priveleged to sit in my sweat.

Dos Equis · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2006, 11:55:01 AM »

Oookaaay.

sarcasm · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2006, 11:57:54 AM »

the fat dudes who do one set of praecher curls, one set of squats, one set of hyperextensions, one set of 135 lb. bench presses, one set of side bends and call it a workout.

kicker · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2006, 09:24:21 PM »

The chump who struggles to bench 225 for 5 then loads up 275 thinking he can get another five with a spotter.

gordiano · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2006, 09:33:01 PM »

Circuit man- This guy thinks that no one else wants to use the equipment. I swear he goes from machine to machine doing one ginormous set, in a crowded gym. Then gets mad when someone uses anything he was on.

Croatch · « **Reply #35 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:18:52 AM »

Good posts, but see if you can name the guy, then give a brief sentence summarizing the annoying person at the gym.
Ex.
Rack Molestor - Usually seen 1 foot back from the dumbell rack,
not allowing other to access the weights
Quarter Squater - Loads up 3 plates, then proceeds to perform a series of 3 inch squats

Keep them coming though, you'll be able to see your nomination on the back of a shirt soon

Bast000 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:28:38 AM »

I'm a rack molestor, gotta see myself close in the mirror.

DIVISION · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2006, 04:27:03 AM »

Top 10
Most Annoying Gym People

1. Newbie who wants to work in, knowing full well that the time it will waste taking off the plates to do his sets will piss both of you off.
2. Young jailbait that does everything possible to flirt, even interrupting a set.
3. MILF's: see #2.
4. The sloppy trainer who moves right in on your set to train his overweight never trained in his life newbie how to do freeweights when he needs to learn the word "cardio" first.
5. The guy who tries to steal your equipment when you leave to get a drink.
6. The guy who mysteriously appears mid-set and ruins a good set thinking he's "helping" you.
7. The guy who changes the settings on your machine while you are sitting right there, then when you call him on it, he acts like you are the one who is in the wrong.
8. The old man blowdrying his nutsack at the walk in sink in the lockerroom, then stares at you like you're the one with "issues".
9. The kids who roam free at night unsupervised, like the place is a daycare.
10. Kids who say they are natural, but used AAS in the past and now rail against AAS use as if they are somehow "pure" when in fact they are probably still using to this day. Hmmmmm. Who could that be?

DIV

DEFCON · « **Reply #38 on:** February 15, 2006, 05:23:24 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on February 13, 2006, 07:56:17 PM

2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rack

I fuckin' hate them

240 is Back · « **Reply #39 on:** February 15, 2006, 05:25:28 AM »

No t-shirt would be complete without sarcasm's legendary phrase, "monster triceps"

pumphard · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2006, 05:32:11 AM »

Whats wrong Croatch, is a quido f***ing your girlfriend, or is he picking on you in the gym. Just let me know who it is and I'll take care of it.

Quote from: Croatch on February 13, 2006, 07:56:17 PM

1. Quarter Squater - The guy with 3 plates on his back going down 3 inches per rep
2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rack
3. Phone Abuser - Incesantly talking on the phone like the next 2 million dollar deal is going through
4. Big Grunter - Grunting every rep on a set of 12
5. Mr. Talker - Everywhere you go, he finds you, then proceeds to speak when not needed
6. 2nd Rate Roid Abuser - Usually some guido who can't muster what it takes to gain muscle naturally
7. to be continued....
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littleguns · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2006, 05:46:25 AM »

Lets not forget the guy who is working out on 2 machines at once

Mars · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2006, 06:26:23 AM »

Quote from: littleguns on February 15, 2006, 05:46:25 AM

Lets not forget the guy who is working out on 2 machines at once

Yes the guy who is dumbellpressing and legpressing at the same time haha.

gordiano · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2006, 11:45:30 AM »

Quote from: Mars on February 15, 2006, 06:26:23 AM

Yes the guy who is dumbellpressing and legpressing at the same time haha.

One of the personal trainers at my Gym had one old fart doing just that.

One more for the list:

Wife-beater-wearing-dude: This son of a bitch is almost always fat. Yet, he can't see it. He thinks he's huge. Only thing huge on him is his gut.

Harry R. M. Pitts · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2006, 12:02:27 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on February 15, 2006, 11:45:30 AM

One of the personal trainers at my Gym had one old fart doing just that.
One more for the list:
Wife-beater-wearing-dude: This son of a bitch is almost always fat. Yet, he can't see it. He thinks he's huge. Only thing huge on him is his gut.

yes this guy usually has harry r.m. pitss too!

Croatch · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2006, 01:31:57 PM »

Quote

10. Kids who say they are natural, but used AAS in the past and now rail against AAS use as if they are somehow "pure" when in fact they are probably still using to this day. Hmmmmm. Who could that be?

One 2 month cycle 12 years ago that gave me zero of my gains today, I would still say I'm natural. If any of your gains today come from gear, you are not natural. Simple. And if I were on today, I'd want a rebate. 210lb 7% bf is nothing to write home about if I were on. Feel pretty good though.
Croatch on...

Snotroot · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2006, 02:12:03 PM »

Quote from: SubcultureS10 on February 13, 2006, 10:04:42 PM

1. "I swear its ALL Genetics"

It's so true. most guys in the gym look the same as or worse than when they started.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2006, 03:06:31 PM »

disgruntled ex-AAS users who feel the need to start every post bashing those of us who've joined the dark side and love it. Futhermore calling those of us that do use AAS pussies because it's not enough of a challenge to use gear, at the same not realizing that some of us are NOT in it for the challenge but just want to build a good solid enhanced physique.

ignorance · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2006, 03:30:26 PM »

I second that motion!

Croatch · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2006, 03:31:53 PM »

If you take gear, it does not make you a pussy. Further more, it doesn't mean you don't train hard either. However, I own the majority of people who juice when it comes to dedication and the extent to which I push myself during workouts. I just laugh at people who rely on juice for any substantial gains because usually, they can't accomplish dick natural...it's a fact. Not all, but most.
Croatch on...