Where to begin...
4. Sometimes this guy comes in with what I can only presume is his girlfriend or friend with benefits, as he better be hitting that to justify the fucking horror inflicted on him. So, this midget woman that doesnt look like she ever touched a weight in her life follows him around wherever he goes, constantly talking about her lifestruggles and what upset her today, how she stubbed her toe this morning and what a dick she had for a tutor. When he's on the chestfry machine, she's opposite to him on the crosstrainer, shouting at him from across the aisle (mind you, this is a 2m gap at most) for the whole gym to hear. When heard from a distance, it's like this constant noise of "mimimimimimimimimimimimi
mimimimimi" which cannot be shut off or shut out, regardless of the noisesurpressing earphones you're wearing.
Seriously, that guy better be getting his dick wet with her.
3. Guy wearing a cap and a hoodie, which is pulled so tightly around his head as to protect him from the obvious blizzard that's going on in the gym (

), only to wear fucking short shorts underneath.
2. Obvious phaggots (I'm talking the type of phaggot that wears a wifebeater over bootyshorts in combination with some rope surferbullshit necklace around his neck, with the cum still fresh on his chin) asking if they can do pull-ups in the squatrack you're using, only to have them standing 2cm away from you talking about some skankslut they apparently 'got the phonenumber of whilst in the gym' during the middle of your goddamn set.
1. Probably the most infuriating thing to date, is this one guy who apparently thinks I'm his friend, stares at you with googly eyes begging for you to give him attention so he can rant on about whatever is going on in his mind which is not relevant to the bicep curls you're doing. Only to say YOUR GODDAMN NAME WRONG WHEN ADDRESSING YOU. FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I HATE YOU, YOUR ROUNDBACK DEADLIFTS WITH 50KG, YOUR OBVIOUS EXTRA CHROMOSOME FACE, AND YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY YOU DONT MAKE THE SAME PROGRESS AS EVERYONE AROUND YOU. KILLYOURSELF ALREADY