Things I've seen at the gym this week...

[pedro01]

15 minutes of phone time between sets on the leg extensions

Fucking douches

[kevthekid]

There's this one guy at my gym that thinks he has everyone foole....But not me. He goes to the bench and benches 135 a couple times then ups it to 315 immedtialley. One day I was thinking to myself and I was like there's no fucking way this twig fuck can bench that much so I watched him and of course he did he 135 then goes immediatrlly to 315 and then he just sits there for 5 minutes and goes to get water and doesn't even touch the bar and when he comes back be just takes off the plates and goes into his next workout. I watched him do it every single time and he's just sittin there trying to look cool next to a bar with 3 plates on it...I will never undersyand

[ritch]

Blokes Throwing a quick left right at the top of every rep on sit ups. Intimidating

of the many things that piss the fuck off, this is one of them. When are these guys gonna realize they look like complete pussies?

And those fuckers rapping with the invisible mic as mentioned is beyond annoying. All the more reason why I wear my cap real low to tune these fucks out and earbuds to cancel out the super gay music they play.

Need to get home gym in next 5 years, max.

[Powerlift66]

They're right there in my picture. Every one of them means something to me. Family, love, loss, strength.. thankfully I got them for myself and could care less what anyone else thinks.

This ^^^ WTF cares what anyone thinks, specially some anonymous twink on a forum like this one

[gracie bjj]

There's this one guy at my gym that thinks he has everyone foole....But not me. He goes to the bench and benches 135 a couple times then ups it to 315 immedtialley. One day I was thinking to myself and I was like there's no fucking way this twig fuck can bench that much so I watched him and of course he did he 135 then goes immediatrlly to 315 and then he just sits there for 5 minutes and goes to get water and doesn't even touch the bar and when he comes back be just takes off the plates and goes into his next workout. I watched him do it every single time and he's just sittin there trying to look cool next to a bar with 3 plates on it...I will never undersyand

lol, we have some fat dude who does something similar at my gym,he puts on like 450 or so then does one sloppy ass arched ass rep and slams it down then gets up and immediatly looks around to see who's watching ::)listen man we all like to be admired whether its for being strong(if thats your thing(or being musculer and ripped(if thats your thing also)but some people take that shit way to serious and really cannot train if they dont have an audiance. i remember one day the gym was kinda empty and hes sitting on end of bench for 30 minutes or so :oreason i know is cause i did about 18 sets of chest in the general area and couldnt help noticing that,then 3 high school kids come in and start looking at the weight he has on the bar and u can immediatly see him get all excited and lay down and do a rep and slam it,then one of the high school kid asks his buddy how much is that on the bar and guess what?fatboy jumps up and says 445 with a grin on his face and starts telling the 3 kids about he did 500lbs in college and did 475 for a double last year and some other shit,he literally follows them all over the gym and is telling them about his bench press records i mean its pretty fucked up when people need other peoples approval and rocognition just to make it thru a workout. soon as i get some more coin saved im gonna build my home gym downstairs in my house,when we bought the house 3 years ago it didnt have a basement,its kinda like a basement i guess but its just 4 huge rooms downstairs.im gonna take one whole room and put in some nice peices like a smith,flat bench,squat rack,dumbell rack,lat pull down and low pulley row all in one,plenty of iron,i already got about 3000lbs of weight,i got about 26 of the 45 lb plates,a mess of 25lb plates,tons of dimes and nickels also as well as solid dumbells from 50 to 140's. i actually got them out of a huge storage room in back of the gym,the weights where sitting there all dirty and buried under plywood and other stuff. my boss told me to clean out that room and throw out anything that doesnt look new,so instead of throwing it out i donated it to myself . there was also 2 nice recumbnent bikes as well and a sissy squat. i remember each night loading up my trans am and bringing it 2 blocks to my house,i was in heavan bringing that stuff home. i also got a flat bench,it had a little rip in it but its in great condition other than that,it goes into a incline bench and a decline all in one. im just going to get some other stuff this spring and have a nice home gym so i dont have to deal with those idiots,shadow boxers, rappers,fake hard guys ect, ive had almost 35 yrs of that and im tired of it to be honest.my goals for this spring are get my flow masters exhaust on my vette and build my home gym downstairs,as well as get down to 195-200lbs again and look decent,not to bad for an OLD GEEZER 

[Hulkotron]

There's this one guy at my gym that thinks he has everyone foole....But not me. He goes to the bench and benches 135 a couple times then ups it to 315 immedtialley. One day I was thinking to myself and I was like there's no fucking way this twig fuck can bench that much so I watched him and of course he did he 135 then goes immediatrlly to 315 and then he just sits there for 5 minutes and goes to get water and doesn't even touch the bar and when he comes back be just takes off the plates and goes into his next workout. I watched him do it every single time and he's just sittin there trying to look cool next to a bar with 3 plates on it...I will never undersyand

Haha, I've observed this phenomenon as well.

[gracie bjj]

im gonna do that tomorrow morning in gym,im going to load up the squat bar with maybe 900lbs and then when nobodys is in the leg room ill slam a bar with weights on it near me so it sounded like i just did a hard set with the 900lbs and then start slapping myself in the face and scream(YEA,YEA,YEA,YEA,WHATS UP BITCH)as i stare at the weight like i just conquered it.then when people walk back in to the leg room to check it out ill be talking about i think i might of slightly pulled a hammy doing that 900 for a triple while im standing in front of the 900lb bar like im gonna do another set,just as i go to lift it off ill play the (oh shit man my hammy is fucked routine)and roll on the ground,then ill say one set with 900lb is enough for today as im messaging my hammy acting like im in pain.

[_aj_]

im gonna do that tomorrow morning in gym,im going to load up the squat bar with maybe 900lbs and then when nobodys is in the leg room ill slam a bar with weights on it near me so it sounded like i just did a hard set with the 900lbs and then start slapping myself in the face and scream(YEA,YEA,YEA,YEA,WHATS UP BITCH)as i stare at the weight like i just conquered it.then when people walk back in to the leg room to check it out ill be talking about i think i might of slightly pulled a hammy doing that 900 for a triple while im standing in front of the 900lb bar like im gonna do another set,just as i go to lift it off ill play the (oh shit man my hammy is fucked routine)and roll on the ground,then ill say one set with 900lb is enough for today as im messaging my hammy acting like im in pain.

Make sure you create a cloud of chalk for added authenticity.

[Sokolsky]

Where to begin...

4. Sometimes this guy comes in with what I can only presume is his girlfriend or friend with benefits, as he better be hitting that to justify the fucking horror inflicted on him. So, this midget woman that doesnt look like she ever touched a weight in her life follows him around wherever he goes, constantly talking about her lifestruggles and what upset her today, how she stubbed her toe this morning and what a dick she had for a tutor. When he's on the chestfry machine, she's opposite to him on the crosstrainer, shouting at him from across the aisle (mind you, this is a 2m gap at most) for the whole gym to hear. When heard from a distance, it's like this constant noise of "mimimimimimimimimimimimi mimimimimi" which cannot be shut off or shut out, regardless of the noisesurpressing earphones you're wearing.

Seriously, that guy better be getting his dick wet with her.

3. Guy wearing a cap and a hoodie, which is pulled so tightly around his head as to protect him from the obvious blizzard that's going on in the gym (), only to wear fucking short shorts underneath.

2. Obvious phaggots (I'm talking the type of phaggot that wears a wifebeater over bootyshorts in combination with some rope surferbullshit necklace around his neck, with the cum still fresh on his chin) asking if they can do pull-ups in the squatrack you're using, only to have them standing 2cm away from you talking about some skankslut they apparently 'got the phonenumber of whilst in the gym' during the middle of your goddamn set.

1. Probably the most infuriating thing to date, is this one guy who apparently thinks I'm his friend, stares at you with googly eyes begging for you to give him attention so he can rant on about whatever is going on in his mind which is not relevant to the bicep curls you're doing. Only to say YOUR GODDAMN NAME WRONG WHEN ADDRESSING YOU. FUCKING DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I HATE YOU, YOUR ROUNDBACK DEADLIFTS WITH 50KG, YOUR OBVIOUS EXTRA CHROMOSOME FACE, AND YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS ABOUT WHY YOU DONT MAKE THE SAME PROGRESS AS EVERYONE AROUND YOU.  KILLYOURSELF ALREADY

[CalvinH]

All I know is that it's Friday and I'm going out after the gym. so that means I'm doing arms tonight and I better not see any fools trying to do squats in the curl cage tonight

[herefortheglitter]

bullshit. another lousy gimmick, this time pretending to be a woman. 

So I'm home from the gym now and willing to post a picture that says whatever you wish... I'm done being called a fucking gimmick by you boys. What do you want this shit to say?? Want me to call you to further proveI'm not whoever the hell Joon is too?

[herefortheglitter]

This ^^^ WTF cares what anyone thinks, specially some anonymous twink on a forum like this one

People are idiots. I don't understand why it's so hard to believe that's me??

[Sokolsky]

So I'm home from the gym now and willing to post a picture that says whatever you wish... I'm done being called a fucking gimmick by you boys. What do you want this shit to say?? Want me to call you to further proveI'm not whoever the hell Joon is too?

QFJoon

[Automation]

People are idiots. I don't understand why it's so hard to believe that's me??

Absolute gimmick.....and not even a good one. My money is on halo. After his failed attempt to distance himself from juicemachine, he thought he better change the sex, to confuse us all 

[herefortheglitter]

Absolute gimmick.....and not even a good one. My money is on halo. After his failed attempt to distance himself from juicemachine, he thought he better change the sex, to confuse us all 

Soooo I offer to PROVE I'm exactly the person in my picture and it's not good enough. Great logic there. 

[herefortheglitter]

Absolute gimmick.....and not even a good one. My money is on halo. After his failed attempt to distance himself from juicemachine, he thought he better change the sex, to confuse us all 

Also, I had to prove who I was to Ron over this bullshit a few months ago.

[ritch]

Like dudes practicing their boxing and other self defence methods are not annoying enough, it becomes absolutely unbearable when they bring their gf with them and show them stuff in super slow motion, very risky, advanced moves that would NEVER WORK in real life, lol....

[_aj_]

Also, I had to prove who I was to Ron over this bullshit a few months ago.

OK, I will bite. A picture of you holding a sign with "herefortheglitter" and the current date. Also be holding a cup (paper, plastic or glass) upside down in the other hand. Flexing is always on-topic.

[SF1900]

Absolute gimmick.....and not even a good one. My money is on halo. After his failed attempt to distance himself from juicemachine, he thought he better change the sex, to confuse us all 

the profile picture just screams gimmick.

[DroppingPlates]

I see lots of facepalming things when I pay attention to others, but why would I?

[herefortheglitter]

the profile picture just screams gimmick.

I have 18 other photos, this was a Vegas pinup shoot. 

[Galvatron]

Arab screaming for no reason. Lifting and just screaming like a retard.

[herefortheglitter]

OK, I will bite. A picture of you holding a sign with "herefortheglitter" and the current date. Also be holding a cup (paper, plastic or glass) upside down in the other hand. Flexing is always on-topic.

That makes for a tricky selfie but I will do my best.

[Galvatron]

Only gaping anus verifications will be approved.

[Nirvana]

I once saw a guy leg pressing an ungodly amount of weight. Halfway through the set he pauses, hits an inhaler then goes back to pressing.