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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #200 on: December 13, 2014, 09:17:19 AM »
Shake it around real fast until it's chubbed up, then let it flop to one side. Make sure to trim pubes and shoot pics from above, it will look bigger.  ;)

If accessible, put it in a baby's hand for scale. Best if kid is tattooed or unnaturally hairy; the stubby, pinkish smootharm is a dead giveaway.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #201 on: December 13, 2014, 09:55:41 AM »
Shake it around real fast until it's chubbed up, then let it flop to one side. Make sure to trim pubes and shoot pics from above, it will look bigger.  ;)

So far Chaos has sent the best picture.... Haha!

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #202 on: December 13, 2014, 10:06:24 AM »
Just a quick question. When PMing a cock pic is it customary for the cock to be flaccid or erect? Or is either acceptable?

knooger, she is not a guy, why would you send her a picture of your manhood?  :-[ :-[
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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #203 on: December 13, 2014, 10:14:43 AM »
I'm sure you meant shoulder press...a 430 lb bench around here is merely average.

430 lbs is a respectable warm up weight for chest day.

I thought he meant per hand. Obviously not a hardcore Getbigger.

Misread it. I thought he meant 430 kg

Tough crowd today!

The weight is just an estimate. I'm using the Total Gym system & I stacked my flat screen TV & some frozen chicken breast on top to add poundage. But they were full reps I promise...

But seriously picture this. "Hey honey, I'm on a message board pretending to be you, and they are getting suspicious. I need you to hold up a sign & a mason jar for a photo. But hurry up, I've got to get back to the law firm..."


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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #204 on: December 13, 2014, 10:18:53 AM »
Tough crowd today!

The weight is just an estimate. I'm using the Total Gym system & I stacked my flat screen TV & some frozen chicken breast on top to add poundage. But they were full reps I promise...

But seriously picture this. "Hey honey, I'm on a message board pretending to be you, and they are getting suspicious. I need you to hold up a sign & a mason jar for a photo. But hurry up, I've got to get back to the law firm..."



I assure you that you're reading much too far into this. Everything I've posted thus far has been my own feelings, ideas and the likes thereof. Being a gimmick is one thing but to completely fake being an actual person is a little much, although I wouldn't put it past some of the habitual trolls. This really is me.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #205 on: December 13, 2014, 10:21:33 AM »
knooger, she is not a guy, why would you send her a picture of your manhood?  :-[ :-[

No way would I send a cock pic to a girl. I'm just trying to help out my fellow Getbiggers that do that sort of thing. (no homo)

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #206 on: December 13, 2014, 10:42:17 AM »

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #207 on: December 13, 2014, 10:43:36 AM »
A deal is a deal



Would love for my ball sack to be that cup.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #208 on: December 13, 2014, 10:43:42 AM »
epic green wall paint

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #209 on: December 13, 2014, 10:48:16 AM »
The stupid cup kept falling off my shoulder on a side chest before I just said fuck it.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #210 on: December 13, 2014, 10:54:08 AM »
The stupid cup kept falling off my shoulder on a side chest before I just said fuck it.

You fucked the cup? Nice, it is a good looking cup. I woulda fucked it too.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #211 on: December 13, 2014, 10:56:12 AM »
You fucked the cup? Nice, it is a good looking cup. I woulda fucked it too.

I think Ron needs different color stars for anybody that completes OMR's "Upside Down Cup Challenge". Sorta like Twitter's "verified" blue check mark.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #212 on: December 13, 2014, 11:10:18 AM »
I think Ron needs different color stars for anybody that completes OMR's "Upside Down Cup Challenge". Sorta like Twitter's "verified" blue check mark.

I request mine to be hot pink with gold glitter!

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #213 on: December 13, 2014, 11:14:29 AM »
A deal is a deal


Would love to use the gap between your elbow and bicep to chub up for my next shot for hftg.

I request mine to be hot pink with gold glitter!
Getbiggers will donate the glue for your glitter.... ;)
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #214 on: December 13, 2014, 11:16:26 AM »

Getbiggers will donate the glue for your glitter.... ;)

I'm stroking mixing up a batch right now.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #215 on: December 13, 2014, 11:22:58 AM »
Would love to use the gap between your elbow and bicep to chub up for my next shot for hftg.

Any time you want, big man...no homo.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #216 on: December 13, 2014, 11:45:39 AM »
Would love to use the gap between your elbow and bicep to chub up for my next shot for hftg.
Getbiggers will donate the glue for your glitter.... ;)

If it's glue-like I'm pretty sure it's either low test levels or dehydration. I'd recommend a professional take a look at that, anyone seen Shizzo?  :-X

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #217 on: December 13, 2014, 12:05:17 PM »
If it's glue-like I'm pretty sure it's either low test levels or dehydration. I'd recommend a professional take a look at that, anyone seen Shizzo?  :-X
Could be used as toothpaste instead :D
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #218 on: December 13, 2014, 12:05:53 PM »
Great tits.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #219 on: December 13, 2014, 12:35:18 PM »
Just a quick question. When PMing a cock pic is it customary for the cock to be flaccid or erect? Or is either acceptable?

Let me suggest that this depends on the relationship you have or hope to have with the person to whom you are PMing the photo. It also depends on what you are feeling when you take the photo. An erect penis is pretty much an in-your-face kind of shot.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #220 on: December 13, 2014, 02:12:24 PM »
If accessible, put it in a baby's hand for scale. Best if kid is tattooed or unnaturally hairy; the stubby, pinkish smootharm is a dead giveaway.

It should look like a baby arm holding an apple!  ;)

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #221 on: December 13, 2014, 06:15:52 PM »
It should look like a baby arm holding an apple!  ;)

Get the reference, but you and your boobs misunderstand. Think.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #222 on: December 13, 2014, 06:19:29 PM »
Get the reference, but you and your boobs misunderstand. Think.

Damn.... Good for nothing ass boobs!!

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #223 on: December 13, 2014, 06:28:14 PM »
Damn.... Good for nothing ass boobs!!

Oh, stop. Good for somethin', certainly.

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Re: Things I've seen at the gym this week...
« Reply #224 on: December 15, 2014, 01:57:35 PM »
Well I nearly killed a man this morning at the gym... I was training rear delts and he was on a pull-down machine nearby. He leaned all the way back in the middle of my set and I smashed his head with the hand grip on my machine, he almost fell off his bench. He was so embarrassed he gathered his crap and left the gym in a hurry!   ::)