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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2014, 04:59:51 PM »
And this is the jabroni that's "worried about racism on Getbig"  :-\

So, racism is bad, but cooking a human body is a-okay.  :-\ :-\ :D :D
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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2014, 05:04:52 PM »
So, racism is bad, but cooking a human body is a-okay.  :-\ :-\ :D :D

as long as u cook people in your own race it wont be considered racism :D
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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2014, 05:05:36 PM »
Fantastic thread. 10 pages easy.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2014, 05:07:19 PM »
as long as u cook people in your own race it wont be considered racism :D
Does dark meat translate to humans as well?

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2014, 05:08:39 PM »
as long as u cook people in your own race it wont be considered racism :D

good point.  :D
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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2014, 05:10:13 PM »
A nice Chianti is also a must.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2014, 05:13:02 PM »
A nice Chianti is also a must.

with some fiber beans
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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2014, 05:13:51 PM »
with some fiber beans
Its fava beans  ;D

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2014, 05:14:51 PM »
I would eat it raw. No basting, no pulling out of the oven.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2014, 05:25:25 PM »
We feed our livestock a vegetarian diet for a reason.  Humans would probably taste quite gamey, considering the amount of meat we eat.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2014, 05:49:05 PM »
Sedentary fatties would eat and slice like a filet.  People who exercise (especially BBers) would be tough, like a bottom round or flank steak.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2014, 05:49:22 PM »
You'll want a vegetarian.

I'm told carnivorous animals taste like shit.

Good luck, unless you're posting from the Andes in which case this dude will be along shortly.




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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2014, 05:52:21 PM »
Shizzo, you back on the booze? Weird thread... If you are more weird off the booze, get back on it pronto...

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2014, 06:10:23 PM »
Because eating human flesh raw is just uncivilized.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2014, 06:14:08 PM »
Would it turn out like a chicken?

Take a human leg for example..... If It were cooked to perfection, would taking a bite out of the calf area equal meat, like biting into a chicken drumstick?

Does muscle turn to meat when cooked?

Next thread this idiot will ask if a fully erect penis really does taste like a salty banana.

I guess this is what passes for humor around here

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2014, 07:21:17 PM »
The fat belly and the cheeks will be the tastiest part.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2014, 09:10:45 PM »
Would it turn out like a chicken?

Take a human leg for example..... If It were cooked to perfection, would taking a bite out of the calf area equal meat, like biting into a chicken drumstick?

Does muscle turn to meat when cooked?

Read about Stalingrad '43  ;) Russians use to eat homo sapiens.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2014, 09:19:05 PM »
Would it turn out like a chicken?

Take a human leg for example..... If It were cooked to perfection, would taking a bite out of the calf area equal meat, like biting into a chicken drumstick?

Does muscle turn to meat when cooked?

And this is the jabroni that's "worried about racism on Getbig"  :-\

Worries about imaginary racism.
























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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2014, 09:27:41 PM »
hahaha, no.  We are red meat creatures.  Cooks more like beef.  Smell comparable to pork but it is a unique scent given off.  Depends if you boil, sautee or grill.  Slow roasting like KC BBQ is interesting, prefer the femur to be taken out to allow for easier slicing.  Kidneys are fantastic Sous Vide.  A little char once they reach temp is all that's needed.

I heard that we are a "white" meat, not a red, like pork.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2014, 09:32:08 PM »
Sedentary fatties would eat and slice like a filet.  People who exercise (especially BBers) would be tough, like a bottom round or flank steak.

I heard that the stronger the muscle, the tougher the meat would be.  The best meat on us, so I heard, is the butt.  It would be like the prime rib.  Teenagers and young adults would also be the best, as their meat would be the most tender.



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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2014, 03:58:52 AM »
It depends a lot on condiments and stuff. Just ask Hannibal Lecter.

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2014, 04:08:56 AM »




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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2014, 04:30:47 AM »
Most put the taste in the realm of gamey pork or veal. I suppose it can change some depending on cut, recipe, etc....

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Just beware of the odd looking bits above - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html .

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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2014, 04:54:24 AM »


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Re: Lets say you cooked a human body......
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2014, 06:14:36 AM »
Try asking Amin Meiwes what human meat (including penis) tastes like. No homo.

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Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a blog site for people with cannibal fetishes). Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed".Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will. The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis and the two men attempting to eat the penis together before Brandes's ultimate demise. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes's fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.

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