And this is the jabroni that's "worried about racism on Getbig"
So, racism is bad, but cooking a human body is a-okay.
as long as u cook people in your own race it wont be considered racism
A nice Chianti is also a must.
with some fiber beans
I would eat it raw. No basting, no pulling out of the oven.
Would it turn out like a chicken?Take a human leg for example..... If It were cooked to perfection, would taking a bite out of the calf area equal meat, like biting into a chicken drumstick?Does muscle turn to meat when cooked?
hahaha, no. We are red meat creatures. Cooks more like beef. Smell comparable to pork but it is a unique scent given off. Depends if you boil, sautee or grill. Slow roasting like KC BBQ is interesting, prefer the femur to be taken out to allow for easier slicing. Kidneys are fantastic Sous Vide. A little char once they reach temp is all that's needed.
Sedentary fatties would eat and slice like a filet. People who exercise (especially BBers) would be tough, like a bottom round or flank steak.
Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a blog site for people with cannibal fetishes). Meiwes's post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed".Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, then answered the advertisement. Many other people responded to the advertisement, but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will. The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes's home in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes's penis and the two men attempting to eat the penis together before Brandes's ultimate demise. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes's penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes's fat but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog.