Just for a moment. Imagine it's 2025. Derek lunsford is in his best shape ever heading into the Olympia. There's a lot riding on the line because there's chatter that the Olympia is going to be moved to Dubai in the near future. In order to generate interest the rumor is Big Ramy is going to do color commentary for Al Jazeera.
Unfortunately, due to a freak accident involving a dirty syringe and a lawn chair, Lunsfords armpits explode. Derek calls big Ramy for advice. He says: Mamdoh, you once won the Olympia with pits in your thighs, do you think I can win with no pits at all? Big Ramy shrewdly replies "Matt Damon! Jerka jerka Muhammad jihad jerka!"
Derek takes Ramys advice and to everyones surprise a downsized Ramy shows up an enters the contest at the last minute Ramy uses all of his mind tricks to psyche out the competetion. Rumor is prior to the show at a secret athletes meeting Ramy infuriates the competitors by insisting everybody compete in one large open division including wheelchair, classic, physique, ms. Olympia. Nick Walker gets particularly frustrated at this level of stupidity and snaps his hamstring in two while lunging at Ramy in a moment of anger.
Then, a laclustre Ramy wins the Olympia in a controversial contest. The crowd boos loudly as Ramy takes to tge podium and says: Maaattt Damon! Jerka jerka Muhammad jihad jerka". Hadi Choopan is so heartbroken he smashes his trophy, Samson Duada is so pissed and dejected he retires from the sport and becomes a vagrant on the streets of Dubai. Reps from Al Jazeera release a statement, in between broadcasting war crimes in Ukraine and torture scenes from the gaza strip, that Dubai will not host the Mr.Olympia because "It's just too controversial."
